Monday, December 04, 2006

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP


FROM THE KOP END
LMA HALL.LENZ

Well to begin I am just recovering from a good weekend, Camping in the wild and a baby function served out by one of the Die Hard Memebers of the KOP. Ebie Loonat. The function was sublime and the service from Ebie to his guests even better after the 4-0 result on Saturday,yet the man still invoked his displeasure in Garcia. You should have seen the Liverpool owes. They were all in bouysterous moods. I met up with most of my blog members there, Riyad Loonat, Beard Bumjee, Mamad Ameen-A wear, Faaiz Oz, and lots of other owes who all view the Swoosh Blog. There was some good feedback from the post MINKI IN DIE BAD also. But back to Liverpool. A resounding 4-0 victory and a reward of facing Arsenal in the FA CUP. That will be mouthwatering and at Anfield so we expect a full crowd at my house on matchday.
Other than that It was finally a good week for Cisse, Ebie Jay and their entourage. FINALLY............

THEATER OF DREAMS.
The b#$tards keep on winning. And my weekly Zikr on Monday morning now has changed. It has been and looks like it probably will be "Well done to the Utd owes, Credit where credit is due, It will just be a matter of time before they f$5k up". Well done Again. They seem to be moving along as usual. Didnt watch the game but Im sure the lads are in in Sublime spirits.

A GUNNERS POINT OF VIEW.
Finnaly I could sit with Faaiz OZ and not lambast the man. 3 - 0 at spurs. Good Derby Victory. I was contemplating for Adebajour to be MUGG of the Week and then the b#$tard goes and score. Zam Ram, Faaiz, Jives, Eco. Too late PAPA. You know the phrase. Arsene looked calm, But I am telling you bast#$ds that being a passionate man he is really being erked about his neice marrying a REAL Madrid Man. I said it last week and Il say it again. Reports suggest that Raul and Arsene will be family next year. Watch out as Raul will probaly end his stuttering career at the GUNNERS (source:swoosh repoter on investigation)
But finally there was no stench in the air or around Faaiz and the Arsenal lads.
By the way we discussed the following while we were having Alipor Masala tea at function.
IS IT A PROBLEM FOR AN ENGLISH TEAM LIKE ARSENAL TO HAVE NO ENGLISH PLAYERS IN THEIR STARTING X11. IS FOOTBOOL ABOUT RESULTS OR HISTORY AND CULTURE.
I want to hear what you b#$tards above have to say.

EUROPEAN SOCCER ROUND UP
The man Riyad Loonat poked nervously at his Consi and said I hope we win tonight.They did after a struggle and it was good to see the two R's on target. Barcelona were held 1-1 to Levante.
Milan struggled. You see in life wehen you do shit and run away you will always get hit by the LAAKRI. And the LAAKRI is hiting Anceloti. They laughed at Juve and now look at these sorry cases. Inter reap the benefit and a k$%k Inter milan lead the scuddeto. I support Roma.

FORZA JUVE.
Still no Del and Trezeguet due to injury. We struggled and were held to Genoa. But the smell of Serie A is drawing nearer.

For now, a Good weekend.
Swoosh

10 comments:

  1. Why must we always be b@@$t#rds. I didn't get to watch much soccer, but pleased with our result at a place where the champions went home with nothing. 6 points clear at the top, Larsson coming over for a short stay and things looking good for us. Can we take this good run of form into the new year? I certain ly hope so.
    Gunners finally found a way of getting the ball into the net but seem to have bigger problem on their hands as Wenger DROPPED Henry. Word on the street is his not playing until the new year.
    Now for the Liverpool MUGGS. Great result. Wigan have proved to be a tough nut to crack especially at the JJB. So to win 4-0 is special.

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  2. Liverpool may be taken over by the former owner of the Harlem Globetrotters. Maybe you guys will sign Jabu Pule to do tricks for you... HAHAHA... and i thought the glazers were bad.

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  3. its being a while...
    Well anyway GREAT victory for Liverpool, they played excellent, Bellamy, Gerrard n co in sublime form, but than again its wigan... lets hope n pray they keep on winning! Went to the Bull Ring PRO 20 on Friday n seen flippen lambs on display! What a pathetic performance by SA!

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  4. a great victory.bellamys back on fire. . .he kuyt n gerard were sublime.as 4 the UTD victory Ronaldo the bustard diued 4 the penalty

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  5. Substituted ball this weekend to watch swoosh cast a rod and the man shocked us, he was in top form, he never caught anything but thats what happens when you concentrating on the wors and controlling the fire, credit where credit is due the man pulled us out coz we forgot to get logs but he knocked us a fire literally from the javver next door and was cutting wood with a axe to keep it going and that was a sight.

    The gandielaas finally came through and it was the perfect time coz had a big function sunday and i didnt have to hear how shit they played whole weekend from swoosh and how his arsenal players are not giving him points plus he would have recruiting a few other okes to join in but gunners well done. Zamram how did we play? Who stood out and had a good game?

    Well done to UTD and keep it up okes and liverpool a small congrats goes out to you guys

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  6. Reg my boy give your man strokes a 2 rand so he can reply to my smses. Bloody moffet

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  7. Stopped attacking Ronaldo. Like he the first and last player in the world to dive. Didn't see the incedent, but what many don't understand is at his pace, any small thing that comes in his way he gonna fall. Even if he did dive, it worked, we got a penalty and we scored. Like any other player wouldn't try to get the better of the ref for the benefit of his team. Everyone hates him cos his good. Damn good. His been a big part of our success this seaon and you Liverpool muggs can't handle it. I'm sure if you look at footage Stevie G also dived in the past. You don't here us complaining.

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  8. Nothing new the liverpool okes criticising, faheem vezharz and the rest of the liverpool criticeses you okes just jealous coz there's no one in liverpool that comes close to taking on and running past defences the way he can, i wish he was at arsenal but he's not and thats no reason to criticise, accept and admire talent coz the man is world class even swoosh a UTD hater will admit the man is f#@ken sharp.

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  9. Arsenal played very well this this week. (Or were Spurs crap?)

    We were a bit fortunate for the two penalties, but it is nice to see other teams (besides united) getting penalties.

    I think it is about time Henry had a rest, he was there at the stadium and looked quite happy. Whenever there is a world cup, the season that follows Arsenal players are never sharp. It is probably because we have most of our players attending the world cup.

    Adebayor had a good game, and chased the ball whenever the opposition had it. Fabregas in midfield had a superb game, and with Freddie back in the squad it made a big difference. Spurs were stupid not to play a five man midfield, and they should have played Edgar Davids.

    But a 3-Nil win before the crunch CL game is welcome, and we are playing Chelsea the coming weekend!

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  10. "but what many don't understand is at his pace, any small thing that comes in his way he gonna fall."

    I agree it takes a "small thing" for Ronaldo to fall, like a little gust of wind, or a loose piece of grass.

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