Monday, December 11, 2006

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP


GUNNERS POINT OF VIEW AND CHEL$KI


Last night I watched the game at Highbury with a star studded panel to say the least. In the studio we had host of analysts at our disposal. We watched the game in the Arsenal Lair itself, Faaiz's house. The panel consisted of Azee Moola, Seth, Faaiz, Myself, Swaar, Zaid Vehzerz, Mo and FAHEEM VAHZERZ of all owes. The lad was a shadow of his robust identity on this blog, or maybe he is saving his piece for the web. Beside Faaiz , owes were really plotting Chelskis downfall for the evening. I have never seen two Utd owes so happy when Flamini scored the first. Seth and Azee were counting on their fingers what lead Utd now had. Until Essiens howler silenced the whole room. I was blue for the night. Sometimes this Fantasy Football is bad as you support teams just so your fantasy players do well. The game itself was a tough one and the last 20 minutes I thought was pulsating. Drogba the b#@tard made Christiano Ronaldo look like an Ameteur diver. Drogba I thought was falling for everything and was a bazzler of note

*bazzler-a person who just bazzles, you know what I mean.

Take nothing away from Arsenal but whats the point, they are finished.

Even Chelsea with all their millions play Ugly soccer. I spoke to Azee and Co. If I were Mourinho I would have started SWP and Robben. Get width on the flanks and supply Sheva and The DROG. For those of you who dont know Sheva is the guy that played for Milan and is from the Ukraine.But who is he going to drop, Ballack, Makalele, Lampard or Essien. To conclude it was a k$#% result for Chelsea and the bas#$$ds Utd now go top and build on a big lead.

FROM THE KOP END

I heard the Miss Universe was held in Liverpool this weekend. Thats why they won four. Plenty of Lovely Chiks walking around the grounds. Cisse and the boys seem to be waking up now. I met Ebie Loonat this weekend. He said that he and Rashid Cassim still have this belief that Liverpool will be Carling Cup Champions this year. The panel yesterday kept on dissing Liverpool last night. They said that with the Arabs millions Rafa will find it difficult not to rotate 60 Players that he'l buy.They said Rafa loves to rotate and F$%k his team up.

THEATER OF DREAMS
JUST SAY YOUR WEEKLY ZIKR thats all. The only thing i can deduce from this result is that Van De Sar keeps on getting beaten from those types of situations. Nakumra exposed him twice and so did Trebelse. But the Utd owes are now 8 points clear. As I said to the panel yesterday They are only on a high, They have yet to DIP. When that DIP comes we will sharpen the knives and prepare for the Slaughter. Bakri Eid IS COMING

Bergson You can leave a comment now. I see you were on a high this weekend. Berbatov netted a brace and You pulled a fantasy job there. I just hope Spurs maintain their consitency.

EUROPEAN SOCCER ROUND UP
Inter are so desperate to win the Seria A title on the field that they enforced themselves to be 7 points clear. Roma lost the Rome derby to Lazio. Milan are f#$ked. All the Mice are playing when the Cat is away in Serie B. In Spain Barcelona extended there run in the league. Riyad Loonat please respond to this post. You F3$ken ba#$trds are shite. I thought Il only have one Zikr this week, But with you around I need a Tasbeeh. Madrid are Sh$3e.

I see Beckham got on the scoresheet. But Capello will not start him. He did the same thing to Del. Its funny. A while back when International Call Ups were iminant Madrid had no team, Now when there are Internationals all their stars are still there with the exception of a few. Please Respond R loonat. I met another Madrid man yesterday in Rosebank at my stall. Madrid Fans name is Kyle. Please guys say something here.

FORZA JUVE
Serie A We are Coming, Sabr,Patience I know the league is k#$k and they missing Juve but we will be back to spice it up and Europe next year. Another 1-0 victory and we are on our way




44 comments:

  1. Great weekend for us as the league leaders. We managed to secure all three points in a derby match which didn't bring us much joy last season. Only got to see the highlights, cos i was at the Soweto Derby. I did manage to watch the Gunners and Chelsea game though. Always gonna be a battleand i'm glad we got to watch some good football, two clasy goals and Chelsea drop points. All credit to an injury hit Arsenal for coming out and playing for the 3 points in Jose's fortress. They scored a great team goal . As for chelsea, they just can't lose. Too much quality. Too many match winners. What a strike from Essien (and some fantasy league points). With regard to the league, even though we 8 points ahead, Man u fans should realise that we still have to Travel to Emirates, Anfield and the Bridge. Getting points from those places are never easy. Only advantage we have is the fact that Chelsea have never chased in the title race before. Could they crack under pressure? Only time will tell.

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  2. Congrats 2 all the gunner fans.I didnt think u guys could pull a draw.I was gutted by the result coz that just gave MAN U a bigger lead.I met few greats from the blog but the encouters with the ALIs were bit more calm then I anticipated.On the liverpool front we had a class game

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  3. Without a doubt the arsenal fans left Stamford Bridge singing alot louder than there fellow London rivals.

    Essien scored a cracker and there was no way we could have prevented that goal from going in or lay blame at the feet of any of our players. First half Arsenal played well and the midfield were controlling the ball and not allowing chelsea to drive forward or settle into the game. Arsenal impressed me alot first half but in the second after robben and SWP came on they looked lethal making dashing runs forward tearing into our defence and looked the better side and most likely to score.

    Thankfully after some sublime passing flamini who i think is not deserving of a place in the arsenal lineup put us one up. 6 minutes of normal time to play and chelsea came at us relentlessy and came so close so many times hitting the woodwork but a class goal from essien and with alot of luck on our side a deserved point we took away.

    Mourinho i hate but i love the fact he has so much faith in scheva coz he doesnt seem to be adapting and he's keeping robben on the bench and from a anti chelsea oke thats brilliant coz the mans amazing.

    No excuses needed chelsea deserved 3 points, luck was finally with us and considering the injuries a good result for us, the useless p#ss drogba with his 250 million pound team (3.5 billion rand) couldnt break down a defence comprising of a 19yr old, a 21yr old, a 23 yr old and a 21 yr old and he should be given a oscar for his performance yesterday which looked more accustomed to a re-enactment of a world war 2 scene at times.

    Good on you UTD and keep up the pressure at the top.

    Well done arsenal
    Stamford Bridge done next time its the emirates with 60 000 gooners out in force and looking so forward to it

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  4. These Chelski muggs just don't seem to give up. I was hoping to see Jose's face if they lost, but Essiens wonder strike silenced plenty ouks around the world.

    Plus they missed 2 sitters at the end.

    Man Utd - They were suffering a little in the 2nd half ater Trabelsi scored, but this UTD team punishes mistakes by the defenders and Man City suffered badly.

    Liverpool - Could they have just turned the corner, plus a Carragher goal. What is going on? They had to win becoz that Dubai investor Sami/ Rashid was in the stands watching. They ripped Fulham apart in the 2nd half.

    Juve are doing well swoosh. I'm sure they'll come up next season.

    AryM

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  5. Swoosh can we debate the faheem vezharz topic, he says people are logging on as himself and ruining his reputation, whats your say?

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  6. First of all Why will a guy slate a man that already lost his Izzet on the blog.

    And use Faheem_Vahzerz Nick.

    The guy is not that stupid and a TIME Waster.

    That acessment clearly states that the theory of nice chicks causing Liverpool to play shitE comes from Him.
    Thats what I think

    Also I dont think Chelsea deserve the title

    swoosh

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  8. Please post this link, the fucken mugg is at it again and you want to support the bustards, dont post this just the link
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2006570244,00.html

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  9. Mourinho on the way out???

    Chelsea have moved to tie their key stars to long-term deals as fears mount that Jose Mourinho will leave the club at the end of the season.

    Speculation is this, Mourinho's third and final year in west London, negotiations are already underway to tie a host of Stamford Bridge players to 'golden handcuffs' deals to stop them leaving with the Portuguese next summer

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  10. Faiz that debate bout people using my name has been done and dusted with and it has been concluded that someome did use my nick

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  11. I would like to know whose going to win the oscar...because we have another bloke drogba in the running.last night i waz left in deep thought trying 2figure out whose the better swimmer- c.ronaldo or drogba because both are great divers.

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  12. BREAKING NEWS-FERGUSONS RETIRING AT THE END OF THE SEASON AND ERIKSON IS TOPPING THE LIST TO TAKE OVER THE REINS AT TRAFFORD.UTD CHAIRMAN DAVID GILL WAS SAID THAT ERIKSON MANAGED 5 YEARS FOR ENGLAND SO THE UTD JOB WOULD BE QUITE SIMPLE

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  13. I read that Sun article, this Mourinho is truly special. He very rarely slates his own players after a poor result. He is always trying to get under the other managers skins. i think the managers have realised you got to ignore his comments as all it is is mind games!

    I was surprised by Faheem_Vahzerz, in person, he is much more restrained in person!

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  14. Faheem_Vahzerz, what is the source of this info on Sir Alex quitting? i went to BBC and no news of this!

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  15. Azee beating them to the title will be so much sweeter thanks to him.

    Faheem vezharz considering your chick theory works, would it not be sensible for UTD to hire a flippin hot chick as a manager since ferguson you claim is retiring?

    Since all the hot chicks are only in liverpool should we expect a kopper to take over the reigns at trafford?

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  16. This week liverpool looked 500 times better than UTD in there prime, we scored 4 and conceded nothing but the pigs could only score 3 and concede 1, this to me says we are a better team all round whereas they just lucky not to have lost, was falling asleep while watching the game, felt like i was on a farm watching pigs run around a field falling for everything and snorting constantly.

    UTD are lucky we only clicking as a team now or else top spot would have been ours and we would have beat you moffy's 12 nil coz we dont concede goals anymore unlike you useless pigs, your luck has run out and liverpool for the treble and watch us come, watch out fergie benitez is gona get you

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  17. Faheem vezharz you do every liverpool supporter proud, keep it up and dont listen to them and what they say you speak your mind plus who in there right mind would want to listen to pigs anyway, bunch of gay wanking pigs i say, UTD relegated liverpool win the league

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  18. Goolam Patel. You need to be clicking week in and week out to win the league. Your side cannot blow hot and cold. You need to punish the likes of Pompey at home. You need to go to places like the Reebok and come home with 3 points. True that Liverpool have improved from the opening 10 games of the season, but ask yourself this, could they have got any worse??? I don't think so.

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  19. I want to be with Faheem vezharz when we clinch the title. it will be sublime!

    Looks like he has found a supporter in goolam patel! his logic is even better then Faheem vezharz, coz they scored 4 and mufc 3 and we conceded 1 it makes liverpool better! The chick theory makes more sense!
    i got some questions for him whose fault is it that they got off to such a shit start?

    they would have beaten us 12 nil? they had something like 30% posession the entire game, how the fu*k were they gonna win 12 nil?

    they cant win away from home, how you expect to win or even challenge for the title when when you pick up scraps away from home?

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  20. Liverpool will make all you owes eat your words come May !!! We will have 2 trophies atleast...

    In Rafa We Trust.

    Thanx Man

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  21. utd relegated and liverpool win league?

    Is goolam patel under 10 years old? that sort of comment can only be tolerated by a kid!

    Who are u Goolam? give us a brief CV before we respond further to your atrocious comments? we need to know how you became a mugg?

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  22. The only reason why we played and started so shit was because we felt sorry for all you okes with small trophy cabinets compared to our massive trophy cabinet and wanted to give you okes a head start to try and get a trophy coz if we dont no one will ever get anything.

    Rafa was instructed by management to drop any player who he feels is likely to score and thats why if they had a good game they were benched the next.

    Imagine our dissappointment when you okes lost to southend? Here we are being kind and generous and you guys lose to them, who the hell loses to them except maybe pirates, we try to give you guys a good head start but as usual you guys cant do nothing and if you had it your way you'd ask us to score for you also.

    All a bunch of big mouth wankers coz as faheem vezharz says all the hot chicks are in liverpool and when i see the chicks in manchester i rather wank coz they that bad.

    You guys are kak and shit scared of chelsea coz you know they gona kick you up your ass and when you cant believe they have a 10 point lead and you in a depression liverpool's gona come and win the trebble beating everyteam we play by atleast 4 goals and than all hail the greatest team in the world

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  23. You guys are mugg's coz i never walk alone so crawl back to your blue movies and do what you guys do best and keep living and walking all alone

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  24. Guys, The best advice for guys like Goolam Patel is ignoring them completely. Let the guy say what he wants.

    He will spoil this great post and its debate.

    The guy is probably looking for attention and he cant get any in the real world so he talks shi$
    Ignore the guy.let him say what he wants and feel good, Maybe he is the wanker.

    I say Ignore and lets continue the mature discussion that I was beginning to enjoy

    A NEUTRAL

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  25. The truth hurts, you UTD okes are just jealous and jealousy makes you nasty, common liverpool guys say your mind and tell these fags

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  26. Swoosh where is this site being advertised?

    Where does someone like goolam patel come from?
    He's being more ridiculous than faheem vezharz, no offence to the liverpool guys but why is it always your okes being ridiculous?

    Common guys lets keep it sensible and mature but i must admit it is entertaining, faheem vezharz are you gona join in?

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  27. Goolam Patel

    Say u piece like a man, Dont be a lity and fuck up this post and the website. We enjoy structured comments

    Go play on Mix it you fag.
    THIS IS NOT A PLACE FOR YOU

    STEVIE G (A LIVERPOOL FAN)

    SWOOSH ONE MORE OUTBURST FROM THIS MUGG AND I SAY YOU BAN HIM
    ANYBODY SECOND THAT MOTION POST AWAY

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  28. I know goolam.his my uncle 4rm england.His no man 2 play with!His got a degree in sports management!ask him.His a lecturer in sports managment at the birmingham school of sport.

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  29. This oke should be ignored!

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  30. Goolam Patel, today im in a mood of F@#king some1 up! Why the hell dont you shut your mouth, and like the previous blogger said, GO N MIX IT... This blog is not for kids! So please F@#k off, we dont need your stupid comments, u damn insulting us Liverpool Supporters, your Stupid Fool...

    U seem just like that Badat fellow who was banned! Swoosh ban this idiot...

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  31. LIVERPOOL 4 EVA !

    Ban that fuckin crazy dude.He is a disgrace 2 all of us at the KOP END.

    N.B:i think faheem verzharz has sumtin 2 do with G.P. Faheem verzherz n G.P have a generaly corrupt relationship.

    Em_Ay

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  32. Goolan Patel: Did you swallow the whole bottle of stupid pills???

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  33. Geez, where do guys like this come from? And why spoil a good post with good points on it. I'm a die hard Liverpool fan and when comments like these are thrown around, it's just not called for. And there are ladies who frequent this blog as well. So, say ur mind, with tact!

    AryM

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  34. First of all im from birmingham and 33 years old, you guys never even seen liverpool play live but think you know everything, you liverpool supporters are a disgrace coz you have no passion for your team whatsoever, rather go support your local teams and leave the uk teams for the uk guys coz you'll never understand the passion these things bring, you disgrace every liverpoolian

    UTD you still useless pigs and we'll break you okes next time you come up against us

    Faheem leave them they know nothing and you keep the passion, even if liverpool lose in your head they must always remain the best team in the world

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  35. UTD chelsea gona make you cry

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  36. UTD why is your trophy case smaller than ours?

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  37. Rooney makes crouch look handsome

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  38. why is ferguson so useless?
    He always had more money than other teams and thats why they won a few trophies coz they had a advantage over every other team, since roman came he cant do nothing coz he's shit, he stinks like a toilet

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  39. This oke Golaam Patel doesnt write like an oke from the UK. He writes like an oke from SA. I think Fahim Vazherz and his friend Extremist Badat are pulling a fast one on all you okes.

    I have family that e-mail me from england and they sure as hell dont write like that.

    I think Vazherz should be banned again, he hasnt learnt his lesson.

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  40. Anonymous bloke go 2 hell.Im not stupid 2 do sumthing lyk that.

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  41. Goolam Patel... some of us LFC fans have seen Liverpool live...

    You are an idiot...

    You right about UK guys supporting your local team though... so perhap you should support Birmingham...

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  42. Goolam patel = faheem verharz

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  43. Goolam patel = faheem verharz/extremist badat or sum other frend of theirz.

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