Monday, January 22, 2007

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP-"THE COMET HAS PASSED"


When Haleys Comet appears it is indeed a moment that occurs once every 75 years. Yes there are other comets but there is that comet that encapsulates that perfect weekend. This weekend was such a weekend. Where can we start...........

FROM THE KOP END & CHELSKI
ANNNNNNNNNNND YOULLLLLLLLLLLL NEVER WALK ALONE, YOULLLLLLLLLL NEVER WALK ULOOOOOOOOOONNE.
What a sublime Liverpool performance indeed. They outplayed Chelsea from the offset. This will be demarcated as Jose's final swansong. The RETURN OF THE MAC. It may seem far off and far away but to me the Title Challenge is now a four way race. Anything can happen.Cisse and the lads now have the ball in their court. I recieved the following sms's from Liverpudians on the blog.

"Liverpool are the f$$%n champs!naseem after dat 1st half performance,i believe we got wat it takes 2 win the premiership. just a message from me to the blog"-Faheem Vahzerz

"Slmz. If you check ur blog u will c that my predictions were spot on.2-0 to LFC & 2-1 to GUNNERS. The title race aint over yet......Thx Man"-.Mombhai

So what are Chelsea. Pretty Ordinary. To me Terry is sorely missed.Sorely missed. Ballack should have never left Bayern. Oh the Liverpool owes were bouysterous on Saturday Night but If the weekend went according to plan they would be Ecstatic.......
which takes us to

THEATER OF DREAMS AND A GUNNERS POINT OF VIEW
Firstly this post was almost not gonna be. I was sabotaged last night at POPS'S(Man Utd) house. He got my finger stuck in his gate so i woudnt be able to type.But even if i coudnt move I would have with my last breath made a plan to flight this post
I watched the game at home with a 2 die hards. Faaiz Oz (Arsenal ) and Mamoo (Man Utd). I must say when Utd went a goal up I told Faaiz Oz that the Stinkers will never do anyone a favour. But then Ti Ti was there and I said to the lads that the man is looking Menacing. It will just be a matter of time before the UTD MUGGS go to sleep. And VA VA VOOM, the equaliser. Poor Mamoo, the mans heart thumped and I could feel his pain when Ti Ti headed in the winner in stoage time. WHEN YOU LIVE BY THE SWORD YOU WILL DIE BY THE SWORD. How many times has UTD did this to other people. Anyways we took his car keys away as another Oil Sump was just not on. He left quietly.
Faaiz Oz on the other hand was jubilant. He even treated me for supper on his behalf. But the marking was shocking. Come on Azee,Moosa, Seth. Hoosain. You owes deserved to lose this one.
BUT THE COMET ARIVED,AND THEN LEFT . WOZA WHAT A WEEKEND

There were good wins for Middlesbrough,Everton and but the big four was all that mattered this weekend.

EUROPEAN ROUND UP
Good wins for Barcelona and Real Madrid. They sustain the pressure in La Liga. Riyad loonat looks like he has plenty to smile about this Summer and in the next two months.
Inter Milan the lucky MUGGS look certain to win Serie A.Roma and AC Milan drew.

FORZA JUVE
Juventus are at the top of Serie B with a swift return iminant. Goals from Trezeguet,Nedved and Del Piero handed Juve a 4-2 win over Bari. I must comment about Juve for 2 reasons. 1. Its my blog 2. People will be more educated about Serie B.

But I am looking forward to the slaughter today. Like I said the comet has passed. And I expect this blog to skit today as the members from the KOP will be rampant. PS it would be nice to here from Biggy,Azee,Seth,Hoosain,Pops, Hazrat & the Laudium Owes and Waseem Khan

57 comments:

  1. I never in my wildest dreams thought that the day would come, where i the mad devil fan would congratulate the boys from the kakEND... after saterday's result. Helping MAN UTD retain our lead in the number one spot. The UTD GUNNERS game was truely a cracker! but fcuking painfull to see the devils go down... Sir Alex made some debatable changes that put us on the back foot but no credit taken away from the gunners, a last minute heart stabbing goal sealed it. As long as the guys can retain our 6 point lead or better it the Cup will return to is home!!! mad devil fan

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  2. Well, a great weekend of football which opens up the title race just a little bit...

    I must sdmit that with MUFC still 6 points ahead of Chelsea and 11 points ahead of Liverpool with 14 to play... they still clear favourites to win the title... BUT, my only concern is if LFC can catch them AND..

    of the 14 games left, MUFC must still travel to Anfield, Stamford Bridge & White Hart Lane, plus they play the derby and Everton away too... so if they loose 2 of these 5 , win 1 and draw 2, thats 10 points dropped.... throw in a slip up elsewhere and thats 10 plus points dropped... and I think a slump is on the way for MUFC...

    As for Liverpool, we play all our remaining big games at Anfield, and with our outstanding home premiership form... 100% is a realisitic return from these games... plus with our toughest away game probably Newcastle... it is very possible that we have a great return until May !!!

    No doubt, it will be tough... but I am very very confident that we will push MUFC to the bitter end, and if they slip up we will pounce.... the title will return to Anfield in May...

    You'll never walk alone...

    Mombhai

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  3. Kamikaze WarriorMonday, 22 January, 2007

    What a weekend. The Man u shouldn't feel too upset still with the 6 point lead and it's not as if chelsea can make up 6 points, united have to drop them. United have however managed to add pressure on themselves twice this season but dropping points against the big teams when they were in front. Against Chelsea and yesterday. That's 6 points that could have made it a 12 point gap. Yesterdays defeat will be hard to swallow but with no premiership football this week i think they will bounce back and maintain that gap for a while to come. Personally it's been a great weekend Liverpool winning, Man U losing, Inzi battling for his 92, if only hat asif guy could have stayed a while longer. Now all i'll need is for the pakis to win to cap this extended weekend of sports. oh if any of you would like to know what else naseem does cut and paste the following web address in your browser http://topics192.blogspot.com/search/label/South%20Africa . woza 2010 my a$$, it's all about picking up chicks.

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  4. I just want to thank the Man U players for gracing Arsenal's magnificent stadium this weekend.

    Arsenal have finally added a bit of "steel" to their play, and now seem to fight till the end. But once again they went one nil down at home.

    I was glad to see the lighties improving and I felt Clichy had a good game.

    Man U supporters two question

    1. Has Giggs passed his prime ? That sitter he missed...

    2. Was the Henry incident a penalty? I mean come on, Gary Neville was kicking out at fresh air.

    I will leave out the Wayne Fu$k$n Rooney jibes that was posted earlier in the season. He is still young and has time to score goals. (Maybe another 10 matches or so, or if Arsenal meet Man U in the FA Cup or Champions League)

    Remember football is a 93 minute game...

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  5. What a weekend
    Chelsea lost and arsenal won now thats good fortune.

    Azee i agreed with you that mourinho is a sound coach but i take back my comments, chelsea played like a second division team and liverpool were on top form and congrates to them but back to mourinho, the man spent im assuming about 150million pounds minimum since his arrival and he got no cover for his defenders?

    Wenger, ferguson, benitez they dont over spend but atleast have someone if the main two get injured, any sensible manager woould foresee injuries taking place

    Does he have a long term goal and does he not believe in youth, is there no centre backs in chelsea to fill the void? The defending was pathetic and you cant blame the make shift defenders who were out of position, to come out with a squad that they did on sat is a shame considering the money spent, he had a blank cheque and still wants more, maybe abramovich just got no birkat

    Arsenal utd game was a cracker, two evenly talented teams pitted against each other is always a pleasure to watch except for swoosh constantly screaming they stinkers and they gona lose but the man was in his element thanks to ti-ti and was smiling from ear to ear

    Arsenal dominated after the goal but utd played a good game but the victory goes to wenger, he took of our only defensive minded midfielder and replaced him with a striker leaving the front six to do what they do best and attack they did, with four strikers the pressure was on and we did look likely to score but 93rd minute was late but better late than never, henry was in sublime form and looked menacing from the start but the players as a team played well and im sure the neutrals would agree the game was good.

    But the arsenal curse still remians, win liverpool and utd but lose to sheffield, lets hope they find their consistency and next season here we come

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  6. By the way, liverpool if utd win the league its thanks to you guys for allowing them the 6 point cushion, jose we expect a present to be sent to the emirates and ferguson benitez is expecting the same im sure

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  7. CAPE OF THE KOP
    A great weekend ,had my akals in jhb ,saw liverpool thrash chelsea then caught a flight to cape town and saw the comet as i was landing ,then realised we really outplayed the smurfs !well done to the asses on yesterdays late win ,all i can say it aint over till the fat lady sings ! to all the ANFIELD boys ,well done we did great and did us proud just goes to show money cant buy u happiness .ask the pora ?
    KOPOUT KAAPSTAAD !
    YOULL NEVER WALK ALONE

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  8. Bang bang, we shot them down
    Bang bang, they hit the ground
    Bang bang, that awesome sound
    Bang bang, we shot those KOP okes down..

    Bang bang, we shot them down
    Bang bang, they hit the ground
    Bang bang, that awesome sound
    Bang bang, we shot those Man utd okes down..

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  9. Mr Faaiz OZborne since when do u OZIES sing, I was under the impression that all you blokes are into and on top of is SHEEP? so rather try baba baba black sheep!!!!

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  10. Mr anonymous why not put a name or do sheep have more balls than you, all our boisterous singing is thanks to you guys, thanks for allowing us the privilege to sing so loud, bang bang

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  11. Faaiz, he sold Hooth AND Galas who were his back up center backs, Glen johnson is on loan at Portsmouth who is his back up right back and all three center backs are injured. its shit luck to have all those injuries added to this his 2 keepers got injured. some will say with allthat monet they should have cover but how much cover can you have, credit to the scousers they did us a huge favour but we could not take advantage of it!

    Mufc deserved a point out of the game but rio and vidic went to sleep in stopage time and it cost us. U cant leave titi unmarked like that, he will make u pay!

    lets not forget we still 6 points clear and its still up to everybody else to catch us!

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  12. Wheres Biggy ?????

    What a good win for Liverpool !!!

    We played some good football and *$#@&% chelski up .

    Good win for the gunners also against manure .

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  13. Azee you correct but boulahrouz i dunno, what is he coz he stinks as a centre back, the money spent could have been spent in a more effecient manner producing much better results and performances, look at the other teams getting alot more from their signings and cost a quarter of the price, injuries are unfortunate but with a full strength team i only see their defence as world class, if they bring in hiddink they gona benefit considerably coz he has much better vision and he would not have brought in ballack who does nothing except get involve in a power struggle with lampard in the centre midfield, on paper their team looks good but attacking wise they dont cut it and its the coach who's vision counts in the way players play and how they contribute to the team

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  14. Why all the banter
    Log positions speak for themselves

    1 Man U
    2 Chelski
    3 kak team
    4 even more kak team
    5 rest of the kak teams

    B Coovadia

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  15. Log positions do but results play a part as well, you would have loved to win but you did'nt and thats why you say what you do we all need some justification, thats why liverpoolians still talk of the 80's, has no relevance to the game played or going to be played but its ok

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  16. FAAIZ HAS CONSTANT COMMENTS.....LOOKS LIKE FAAIZ HAS TOO MUCH FREE TIME!...........WONDER IF HE DOES ANY WORK?

    OZZIE HATER!

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  17. Seth said:

    Congratulations to the Faaiz and the rest of the Gunners on a magnificant win. Didn't get to see the game coz these Canadian bastards only show soccer on a Saturday.
    Sunday's are for football and its the Superbowl in 2 weeks.
    Faaiz, Toronto's an awesome place only friggen cold. Temp's have been between -5 and -20 for the last week or so.
    Thanks to the scousers for keeping us 6 points clear, shame though next weekend you'll lose to Charlton or Wigan and once again lament over what could have been.
    Mombhai, while we slumping you'll need your scum to be winning every game and you know that's not gonna happen.

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  18. Spot on Ozzie Hater , this fellow talks too much shit .

    as for B coovadia ,the fourth placed team ( even more kak team )
    just pumped you guys . You should seriously rethink this nick name thing you got going .

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  19. zam ram ,are you the fucking welcoming comittee or what .

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  20. All Utd supporters are sore losers . Where the hell are the Chelsea supporters ?

    It was so nice to see Fergies ugly mugg yesterday streaming past Wenger after the game . No doubt he ran for the bottle !

    Big Up to Liverpool FC . What a performance .

    Where the hell is BIGGY ???

    P.S Is that Bilal Coovadia ? Making all the noise as usual !

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  21. Hey Faaiz , This is the second time in a week that YOU'VE made reference to Liverpool of the '80's.

    Who's living in the past dude ?

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  22. Its nice to see Juve doing well in Serie B .

    Congratulations to Del Piero on his 500th League appearance for Juve .

    I can't wait for Milan - Juve next season .

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  23. if the manure is top of the table, the rest of the league including the scouser scum must be made of pig manure to rank below the manure?

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  24. A sublime weekend.The title race looks to have split wide open and with 14 or so games left things are looking good 4 us

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  25. the way arsenal carried on after they won was as if they won the championship already, this can only be a reflection of what a great team they regard the Red Devils to be, all there is to say is that they were lucky on the day, they took their chances,congratulations they beat the soon-to-be premiership champions. as for the liverpool victory, we all know whats gonna happen next...a loss to one of the smaller teams. no use beating all the big guns and then losing to the lighties. but then again, thats y liverpool are such a kak team! lol :)the gap is 6 points and uniteds SUPERIOR goal difference might as well make it 7..
    The ldm guys

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  26. Congrats to the stinkers well deserved victory over man untd.Man untds slump is on the way so we hope u guys clearing the top spot for the the KINGS LFC.
    Liverpool 4 life !
    Em_Ay

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  27. F%^K that shit Swoosh. Keep the Nick Thing, Faaiz, Biggy and all the guys with nicks you guys keep the site going.

    Fu%k these anonymous pricks that hide behind anonymous. Its so easy

    I think you should rethink about publishing Anonymous comments Swoosh.

    They are a bumch of moffies liek the comment above.
    Faaiz Oz.Give it to the MUGG.Arsenal deserved it.
    By the way Aston Villa have signed Jhon Carew in exchange with Milan Baros

    And before I go A nice F$%K YOU to the anonymous guy above.

    GERARD

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  28. After LFC lift the title in May... you will all eat humble pie !!

    Thanx man

    Mombhai

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  29. Ozzie hater

    Shame your is your ass burning coz i have time at work?

    Or is it coz i have comments?

    Just remember the aussies dont give a fuck about you and thats coz they got better things going on in their lives, maybe you got to much time on your hands to even care about such shit but please by all means keep the hatred

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  30. Zam ram is the welcoming committee, anonymous you got a problem with hospitality?

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  31. The LDM guys you right, arsenal know UTD are the top team at the moment and thats why the celebration, utd play good football and have a solid team and it would not have been easy to beat them im sure coz they did look threatening at times, all the shit talk about the league wide open is nonsense, my prediction utd will take it this year and the rest will battle it out for the top 4

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  32. Why don't you anonymous moffies just register !

    Maybe then Faaiz and Zam Ram and Azee will know who they are swearing .

    2Cool

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  33. why does Faaiz always stand up for Zam Ram ? IS there someting you guys wanna tell us or would you rather keep it in the closet .

    2Cool

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  34. 2cool we understand you want to have you say

    But you drifting off the topic now,Come Now Come Now.lets stick to the topic on hand

    close ur closet and go to mix it

    Geez where do these okes come from

    Anonymous

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  35. 2Cool you seem to be so intelligent and cool so why not figure it out for yourself, doesn't take a genius to figure it out but.....

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  36. Hey 2cold,

    Why u worried about the mohabit in the Arsenal camp ? Feeling a bit lonely buddy?

    U must be another one of the "sore" United losers. I strongly doubt that Arsenal will win the league title, but it feels damn great to have done the double over United.

    And a special message for "anonymous", I would like to extend a warm welcome to all Bolton players and supporters this weekend to the impressive Emirates stadium this weekend.

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  37. CHELSEA WILL WIN THE LEAGUE, UTD ARE FAGS, LIVERPOOL ARE MOFFIES AND ARSENAL ARE ASS'S

    CHELSEA FOEEVER
    ZUNAID

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  38. AND ALL YOU IDIOTS PASSING COMMENTS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BALL, STUPID LIVERPOOL IDIOTS WON ONE MATCH AGAINST US AND THEY THINK THEY WORLD CHAMPS, WITH A MIDFIELDER AS A DEFENDER YOU GUYS COULD ONLY PUT IN TWO? DISGRACE, DONT THINK YOU GUYS ARE ALL THAT GOOD BECAUSE OUR SIDE IS DEPLETED, WAIT FOR CHELSEA'S INJURIES TO COME BACK AND YOU'LL SEE, WITH THE BEST TEAM AND BEST MANAGER IN THE WORLD WHO'S GONA STOP US?

    BIGGEST JOKE I HEARD TODAY THE PREMIERSHIP IS WIDE OPEN, IT BELONGS TO CHELSEA AND WILL STAY AT CHELSEA, REST OF YOU ARE A BUNCH OF WANKERS

    CHELSEA FOREVER
    ZUNAID

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  39. where the fuck did you come from. wow a chelsea fan !!!

    hi zunaid !

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  40. Faaiz darling I did figure it out .
    Just sad to see you bat for the other team .

    2Cool

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  41. seems like you have a problem with spelling zunaid

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  42. all these faggs seem to stick together

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  43. Excuses aside you got knocked the fuck out .

    You lucky it was only 2-0

    Martin Tyler commented after the game that even with Terry chelse would have found it hard to contain Liverpool .

    Why is mourinho making Sheva a scapegoat for his own incompitance.
    Mourinho is the doos and hes gonna leave you guys and go to Inter .

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  44. MAN UTD MUGGS AND CHELSKI DOOSES

    YOU GUYS GOT FUC##D UP PROPERLY

    Judging by the commets that are flowing.Stick a defeat you MUGGS.

    Swoosh I can wait for the Abu's vs Ali's Post. It ill indeed be a JIHAD

    But in your words What a SubLime Weekend

    Stan "THE MAN" Collymore

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  45. Zunaid u MUGG!With chelsea in a bad state i dont think u shud b making such claims.That anonymous ass bucket is a sore loser

    FAHEEM VAZERZ

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  46. All these dumb ass's writing up stoopid comments are just sore losers! Remember only a man can take a defeat an accept it, so i guess that makes the majority of you guys some hairy ass chicks!
    Give constructive critism or open your mouth once your team WINS!!

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  47. anonymous is a f*&%n moffie... Congrats 2 liverfool & assnil, they played well but realistically speaking theres no f%$#%n way either of them are going to win the league...ONE MAN UTD!!!
    and 1 more thing F@#$k anonymous...
    Pops...

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  48. Pops dont even bother with these anonymous fuckheads, they wana stay anonymous leave them anonymous but the fact that you tried to sabotage the blog is not forgotten

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  49. Well done to both Liverpool and the gunners for doing the bussiness over the weekend. Truely sad that Man U couldn't hold out for 10 more minutes. Lets face it, getting 3 points at the gunners was never gonna be easy. But thanks to liverpool we in the same position as we started the weekend in. Once again well done to liverpool and aresnal. Now the BIG sides can look forwrd to the weekend and see what the cup holds for them. Well for those that are still in the cup.

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  50. Hey zunaid arent fags and moffies 1 and the same thing.Your just a sore fuckin loser.Just shut the fuck up.By the way go back 2 school and learn how 2 spell.
    Liverpool 4 life
    Em_Ay

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  51. all this hype about united losing & chelsea losing !!!!
    the most ignorant part of this weekend was united losing to arsenal, but all the stoooooopid "LIVERPOOL F$#$#^CKERS"
    calling me & sms'n me like LIVERPOOL beat UNITED.
    DID THE A$$ES not forget that they got 6 of the best at anfield. i was almost out of fingers counting the score. so to all the liverpool fans , dont worry who united lose to, worry about if you can beat united & if you can top them in the premier league. if my memory serves correct. liverpool have only finished once above united since 1990. 17 years & u guys finish once above the RED DEVILS....so sad !!!!!!

    wasim khan

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  52. Why do you guys have to fight and swear each other. Its Just football. No need to get personal. Take defeat like a man and win gracefully.

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  53. Fuck u united and arse supporters!
    We gonna be there in the end

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  54. Where is wasim khan kojack ,is he is jamaat or sakraat after the game .you must have sabr brother ! its about time you start to c 4 yourself ,and stop thinking you the better connection and will win the league ,cause you got hopes like a snowball !

    KOP OF THE KAAP

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  55. ALL U BHAI'S AND BHEN'S USING VULGARITY AND ACCUSING EACH OTHER OF BEING HOMO'S AND STUFF! WHAT FOR? IT WAS A GREAT WEEKEND OF FOOTBALL,THIS IS WHAT MAKES THIS GAME SO ##### BEAUTIFUL.I'D RATHER HAVE A 5 HORSE RACE FOR THE TITLE ANYTIME.LOVE THE GAME! TO CISSE,JUVE ARE A STEP CLOSER TO WHERE WE BELONG SO U GUYS SIGNED RONALDO! WORRIED?

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  56. TO KOP OF THE KAPP : i might be a KOJAK but you will always be a "VIS KOP"........hope u burn in the 38 DEGREES temperature in the cape.

    "MTN : THE BETTER CONNECTION"

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  57. ANOTHER FA CUP ROUND PASSES,THE ASSES SHOW THAT THEY ARE THE PAKISTAN OF THE FOOTBALL WORLD,HIGHLY INCONSISTENT.IVE BEEN SCANNING ALL THE MEDIA AND CANT SEEM TO FIND THE LIVERPOOL RESULT,MAYBE THEY HAVE A MIDWEEK FIXTURE.IM SURE CISSE OR SWOOSH CAN HELP ME!HEHE.HOW BOUT WAYNE WHO'S GOAL,AUDACIOUS HEY!
    ZOBESTER

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