VIDEO OF THE WEEK

A while back on 702 they had a phone in.There was a toppie that said that he had the priviledge of watching every major game since 1970. He said he watched World Cups,European Championships, Libatedores, League games,Champions League games. he watched everyone from Pele,Garincha,Maradona, Totti, Ronaldo,Ronaldinho but he said what this man does with a football is breathtaking, Its something else, Its unfathomable, its the pinnacle and ultimate accolade and dire priviledge for him to have watched such a man LIVE in the modern game of football. Things like this makes me want to take this blog to the next dimensions. In Football there are legends but this man is a cut above the rest..........

Watch this guys........In the terms of the blog IT IS SUBLIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For those that cant view it on the blog here is the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYUtKKbBTkw

BEST OF THE BEST MANAGER OF THE MONTH

As we wind down February, Zumba Bumba's seems to be co-ordinating his activities well there in Canada. With the month of love I slacked terribly. Forgot to change my team twice. This months award is sponsored by CALTEX GLANANDA By our very own Swaar who enjoyed a burst up the rankings. Swaar (Yusuf Kadwa) and them own the Caltex Service Station in Glenanda. Just near the Glen. So if any of you owes ever fill up there look out for Swaar on the weekends and Fill Up Caltex @ the Glen. But well done Seth on your quest this month. So the CALTEX GLENANDA MANAGER OF THE MONTH FOR FEBRUARY 2007 IS YUSUF SETH FROM ZUMBA BUMBA'S

1. Zumba Bumba's Yusuf Seth 45 207
2. MCFC Muhammed Carim 65 195
3. Infiltrator Sir Ish Loonat 59 193
4. Herbly Utd Hoosain Mayet 47 187
5. Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 60 182

Also a special mention goes to Herbly ,Pops and Mombhai who are always contenders for this award. And to my cuzzy from London, Infiltrator who is a mad Liverpool Fan and isalso climbing. A bit to late lad........

JIHAD :ABUS VS THE ALI'S

Again Def: ABU=Anyone but Utd

ALI= Anti Liverpool

"Sons of the Blog. I am Naseem "Swoosh" Mayet. And what I see before me is an amy of my members from the KOP. You have come as Free Men , and Free Men you are.

But What will you do with that Freedom?

Aye, Play and you may win, Lose and You will live, At least for a while. Then dieing in your beds many years from now. Will you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for just ONE CHANCE ,ONE

And you may tell the Man Utd Muggs, That they will come to Anfield BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR IZZET,IZZET,IZZET, IZZET,IZZET,IZZET."

taken from the movie-Braveheart

In life you get Real Madrid vs Barcelona, River Plate vs Boca Juniors, Inter Milan vs AC Milan, Kaiser Chiefs vs Orlando Pirates, Hugh Hefner vs Larry Flint, Samprass vs Agassi, But the one that affects us the most is Man Utd vs Liverpool.

As I said earlier they will never rob us in our own back yard. This is the one time that everybody and I mean Everybody goes to war on this Blog. Last time we hit 86 comments. Chicks were told to fry Samoosas and not share their input on ball. This is the one time that Any thing goes on the Blog, beside racism and religeon.

Liverpool have gathered a sudden momentum and at Anfield We will not let them steal from Us. Utd on the other hand are playing shit# and have gained from the elements of Luck in the past two weeks. I wont lie it will be tough and the likes of Rooney and Ronaldo have to be watched. Liverpool scare me in defense and with no David James we can breath a sigh of relief. But Reyna is not far off from James. The last time around Liverpool were pathetic and totally outplayed. They will not go for the title but Its all about pride and Izzet. We simply cannot lose this one on Saturday, For the League, For Chelsea and for the members of the KOP.

I hope Benitez plays Bellamy. We need some bite and Spiet up front. Bellamys handiCap is suited for games like this. He can terrorise Ferdinand and Vidic. Becoz these are the game s that you have to have the BOTTLE FOR IT!!!

So the Jihad: Abus vs Ali's is upon us. I urge every member of the Kop to wield their swords and step on the batllefield. Post you comments. Join the Fight. The Generals will fight it out too. Cisse, Fis,Waseem Khan, Ebie Kop End, Punisher ,Ary M, Mombhai, Azee, Biggy, Agent, Herbly, Pops, Zunaid, Seth. THE LAUDIUM OWES, Swaar, Em Ay,Zobester, Zunaid,Zam Ram, Vahzerz, YV,SV, Fatima S,Zee Mayet, Zaheera, Man Utd Babe, Faheem Vahzerz, Sir Ali Busby and all the other owes. Too many names to mention

This is what its all about you Utd Muggs. This is the time when we place friendship aside and put Izzet in Front.

For the Arsenal supporters they are like the Irish, You can never trust them on which side they'll be On.

So Join the Fight, For the Chics Stand your ground, Post your comments please against these sexist owes. Show that your opinion counts. And Everybody join the bloodshed , Spill some Blood and leave a comment.

This is the time that we PUNISH MAN UTD on this Blog. This is the time that we show them that referees are always not on their side. This is the time that we show them They will never steal victory in stoppage time. This is the time we bury them and give Chelsea the advantage.

I spoke to Rashid Cassim last night. He was optimistic. He says Liverpool will cap the double this week. First against Barcelona and then against Utd. And whatever this man says always ends up a reality. Also he says that this years Champions League Final will be between Real Madrid and Liverpool

Swoosh. Proud member of the Abus and Anti Utd.

You Will Never Walk Alone Liverpool Fans.

This is a time when we fight till the end, Where Color, Religion and race doesnt matter. Where you will watch the back of the next man as he will watch yours. Whatever happens come Saturday I will be the first to enter the field of battle and I will be the last man to leave and WE WILL LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND......................

MY PREDICTIONS

LIVERPOOL 3 Man Utd 1

(Gerard, Kuyt,Bellamy) (Rooney)

Also Special dedication: To a close buddy of mines from Nelspruit. Yaseen aka "Junky" Mohammed. I will pledge a bet with you on my blog. If Utd beat Liverpool I will take you for the long awaited Prawns................when you come to JHB or I am thinking of coming to Nelspruit for a breather. Visit Faaiyaz one time. Deal is On

"Guys remember the Jihad Abu vs Ali Post is a war. We get all kinds of comments. The comments that have been deemed inferior sparks the hate, the passion, For the record upon consulting with advisors and taking fellow bloggers opinions into consideration, Since the banning of Gori Sugra and her husband Goolam Patel we say as they say in Italian, Arivideci to Riyad Rustenburg and all his cousins from Lichtenburg and Rustenburg. But we thank him for his Input and the blood he shed. "- The Swoosh Blog Commitee.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

When I was at Campus back in the day, I met a buddy of mines who was in the pyaars. Well we all were that time at some stage. Nevertherless the owes used to still make time and u know,chill out.
The once one of my buddies was spending the whole month only with his babe. After the month I asked him. I said Wats up Are you that much in the pyaars.
He walked away with his chic and while she wasnt looking he gestured to me a SANLAM logo. You know with the hands holding the ball. He said to me " It means two things. 1. Either you vrou got you buy the balls or it means Your future is in good hands.

And from then whenever we walked, pending on the situation. If a guy was with his chic and she had him on the Kosh. We would just use our code and make the Sanlam logo and say "SANLAM"

BREAKING NEWS

-Now this is the breaking news that has shocked me. Mohammed Asif and Shoaib Akthar withdrawn from the Pakistani World Cup team because of fitness.Come On Mombhai. Whats happening here. Just a few days ago Inzi says that they are fully fit. This is a big blow to the World Cup and once again these owes never let us down

-Euro 2008 Tickets are now officially on Sale and On-Line. Lets go Boys.Any takers.

-Didier Drogba has been voted as African Footballer of the year. An award he has taken from Samuel Eto who has held it for the last three years. Good on you Drog

- Faaiz Oz and Zam Ram, Our sympathies as Arsenal were eliminated from the FA CUP. I really think Arsene wanted this trophy. Ever since his life became embroiled in weddings and the forthcoming wedding of his daughter in April I think, Arsenal are just lacking.

Benny got the goal for Blackburn and I see this as a huge blow for the gunners. They head into Europe in the Perishaans. What do you two Muggs have to say about this

-Little Mehboob is a lity that is connected to the blog somehow via his toppie or grat granny or something. He attends Alpha School. Apparantly this is a conversation that took place in class the other day
Mr Chiba: "Who said 'We'll fight them on the beaches etc......."
Little Mehboob: "Jan van Riebeek"
Mr Chiba : "No"
Shereen : "Winston Churchill, Sir"
Mr Chiba: "Well done, Shereen, you're very clever!".
Little Mehboob ... under his breath . : "That *@%&ing Pakistani"
Mr Chiba : "WHO SAID THAT?"
Little Mehboob : "Herschelle Gibbs Sir!"

-Robbie Fowler is on his way to the MLS also. Rumour has it he is to star alongside Benico el Torro and Joe Pesci in the sequel to "TRAFIC"

-Former Bafana Striker and Columnist George Dearnley became the first SA2010 casualty of crime. At the Fifa briefing in Sandton Convention Center the man put his R20 000 laptop and other documents and valuables down to register. Next thing you know. It was stolen. Point to Learn. When anyone goes to Taboo and the palms dont leave anything on the side of the unit when you registering.

-Dolphins batsman Hashim Amla and Titans bowler Dale Steyn have joined 13 other players in being awarded CSA national contracts for next season. Good on you Hash. We are proud as usual. Just score the Runs.

-RAFA IN FOR ETO'O Rafa Benitez has been told to spend big by Liverpool's new owners and has placed Samuel Eto'o at the top of his transfer wish-list. Eto'o is ready to depart the Nou Camp after falling out with coach Frank Rijkaard and Ronaldinho, and, according to The Daily Mirror, Benitez has already made an approach to Barcelona about his services. 'The former Valencia boss tried to sign Eto'o from Real Mallorca when he sold Michael Owen to Real Madrid two years ago, but was beaten to the punch by big-spending Barca,' it says. 'Now though, he has the money to make an offer that will be hard to refuse, with the wealthy American owners sanctioning a £20million deal for the right striker.' Liverpool are also being linked with Udinese striker Vincenzo Iaquinta, with the Italian international likely to leave the club for around £6m this summer.source: ebie kop end

-Ebie Kop End phoned me last nite at about 22:30 after a meeting that I had and was telling me How lucky the ba#$tards Utd are. Man Utd went on to win 3-2 and despite scoring 3 goals in the first six minutes they were made to sweat. The way I see it, it will be six points by Sunday,then three and then YOU ARE THE SPECIAL ONE

-Aboo Bakr Mark Boucher has signed for the Cape Cobra's as of next year. I believe he has a sublime house in Clifton and thats why he is moving

-Azee .Why is Joffes Maboi lambasting Nick Mallet. Speaking of Nic.Have you seen him since them days.


-Liverpool have confirmed the signing of AndrieVeronin from Beyer Leverkuson. This means that Crouch or Bellamy could be on their way out of Anfield.

-Jose Mourinho believes Chelsea will struggle to beat Manchester United in the race for the Premiership title unless they get as much luck as the league leaders, Also the rift between Abrahomovic and Mourinho seems to be increasing as Roman did not go to the Chelsea dressing room after the match and he even didnt attend the Chelsea victory party. Maybe he was on his yaught in Monaco or maybe he rushed to Durban for the A1.

-The Proteas met Thabo Mbeki last night and leave for the Carribean today I think. Good Luck and we brace ourselves for a good World Cup.

-Azee & Seth you ba$%ards must be happy after the Lions performance this weekend. I see the Ozzies are bazzling that this is the worst start they have had in the super 14 for Austrailian teams.
*bazzling def: Someone who jst bazzles, up to tricks, under pressure etc

-Speaking of the lions how was the pro 20 victory on Friday. Excitng stuff. I watched the highlights. I heard Adam Bacher took a cleepah for his old team and misfielded on purpose

-The John Terry injury really scared me. The way the guys around him were looking I thought this is bad. Apparantly Terry's head hit the ground and knocked him out cold. Scary nevertherless

BREAKING NEWS

I see Seth has buit up a decent lead and things are heating up now. As we head into March things will get more interesting. I see two of my chaps Herbly FC and Pops FC are in the top 5. And Ebie Jay and Swaar are breathing down my neck. I will never rest if these two Muggs beat me and I have been going through a bad patch so I will look forwar to that one matchday when everything goes right. But well done to the top three

1. Zumba Bumba's Yusuf Seth 45 1494

2. Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 60 1445
3. blue angels basheera loonat 44 1439
4. MCFC Muhammed Carim 65 1432
5. Herbly Utd Hoosain Mayet 47 1402
6. Biggy's Boys Moosa Dangor 44 1399
7. luckyokes ridwaan patel 26 1357
8. Fazaman FC mahmood akhalwayo 47 1321
9. J BOYZ Yusuf Mayet 39 1308
10. GALACTICOS suhail gani 59 1304

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

IS THE CARLING CUP A BIG THING

ARSENAL VS CHELSEA

I know a while back we had a debate on whether the Carling Cup is a big thing. To me, correct me if I am wrong, Chelsea and the SPECIAL ONE took it quite seriously. Chelsea went out to win ,win ,win. Credit to the toppie Wenger as his lities played well and deserved a result I thought. He played the lities from the beginning and persisted with them throughout. I was relieved to see Jhon Terry is doing well. That was a horrific challenge and one thing the lad Terry always throws his body on the line. Thats great qualities of a captain and great qualities for England. And from a footballing perspective it was disgusting to see what happened in the end with the brawl. This just proves two things to me. The Carling Cup is serious and Adebayor was pathetic. The man was in the class of a owe going HULL in a qawaali session. Its started with Toure & Mikel ,Lampard and Fabregaz had no business to be there but watch Adebayor. Thats still ok. Whats worse is that his behaviour after. He needs to sit the Mugg. He has been known to lose his marbles for club and country in the past. But to conclude good on the Drog and Well done to Wenger and his lities. What do you Muggs Zam Ram and Faaiz have to say

FROM THE KOP END

OH I SAY!! Emphatic. The league is gone becoz they are the Pakistan of English football. They looking good for the game against Man Utd this weekend. Yes boys JIHAD ABU'S vs ALIS'S part 2. Cisse you and your lads are looking good heading into the war of important fixtures. And Stevie G is looking sublime.Its a pity that Liverpool are not challenging for the league. But I look forward to the Abu's vs Ali's

THEATER OF DREAMS.

I met the laudium owes on Saturday Nite as I mentioned earlier and the owes were gloating on Chistiano Ronaldo. Like I said there is an addition to GOOLAMS LAW OF ASTRO PHYSICS

Man Utd= cheating=contoversy=luck= They only score in the last 5 minutes.

I didnt watch the game but I must admit the Laudium owes gave me the break down. They admitted Utd played shite but got away with the game. Also there is a friend of mine who I email from the UK. He is die hard Man Utd , and I encourage all Man Utd Fans to check his blog out. You will find it world class. Il post the link in breaking news. But to steal 3 points again in that fashion and go 9 points clear. Physcologically that is daunting. But I am saving for the Jihad post

Elsewhere Everton and Wigan had good wins and Charlton sucker punched Alan Curbishly.

EUROPEAN ROUND UP

Raul is still on honeymoon and Capello needs to go.You have to get someone Spanish at the helm. A lucky draw with Atletico Madrid and Casillas to Thank. Madrid are finished. Riyad Loonat needs to acknowledge now that all the sms's I have bben sending him for the last 10 years was for a reason. Barcelona fans are saying that Ronaldinho is fat. They had a picture of Ronaldinho looking a little pudgy round the sides. Rijkaard intervened and said how can you lambast a man who has given so much for his club.

Inter Milan carried on winning,Sevilla were held and like I said everything points to the Derby next week.

FORZA JUVE

Well nothing this weekend.Jus a trip to Modena tonight and after Napoli's win this weekend the trip to Modena will be of utmost importance to retain the lead in Serie B. So lets see what happens

BABE OF THE WEEK

Ok Zobester I have decided to stick with the theme this week and Keely Hazel was in the class of Ebie Jay on Friday. Well done Ebie Kop End on a great achievement. When Michael Shumacher wants someting he gets it A-SAP. Also I met the Laudium owes this weekend. We sat for a while at teh MichaelAngelo and I have to chose the Babes of the week to standard now. So this weeks babe of teh week is Keely Hazel. She also pays homage to the Jihad Abus vs Alis next week. Cisse Thanks for the pics...

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

Goolams law of Astro Physics

cheating=Man Utd=Controversy=Man Utd

Enough said about this controversy. I met a Man Utd Fanon Wednesday Evening.He said it wasa goal. Total Stranger with a Rooney kit. But amidst the aftermath listen to the commentators view of this controversy and make your deductions. Watch the whole Interview and listen to Giggs Interview

By the Way

Goolams Law Defintion.You know when you in Cape Town or wherever. Puzzling.Nothing to do. Then all of a sudden Soraya phones you from the dead and says lets go to Clifton. Just as you about to go Carmen phones you and says I am in the Lobby. As you leave the lobby a gorgeous blonde comes to you and says I am home alone in Bantry Bay.Dont you want to bring me a wembly whopper and watch the sunset.And all of this when your Uncle phoned you half and hour before all this comotion to say You must come home,THERE ARE VISITORS.AND THATS WHEN YOU LOOK AT YOUR CREW AND SAY "GOOLAMS LAW,GOOLAMS LAW"

Fot those that the video doesnt show. here is link. hope it works

http://www.youtube.com/v/F9qvkMq7EIE

MUGG OF THE WEEK

There is nothing like looking into the fairway at Crown Mines, Seeing the Industrial Buildings,The Smog, The Putco Bus's, The singing of passer by's just like Kareoke. Makes you want to Hit Your Partner with a 9 Iron. Thats if you not playing at Fan Court. Just as well things panned out but Craig Bellamy is one talented Individual. The welshman has never been short of controversy. His episodes with Souness, Hitting chics in a night club, I seen that by the way back in the day at RIVETS in Durbs. One Slum owe did it to a chic, Fisted her like Sugar Ray ala Casius Clay. And now Bellamy's latest spat hitting your friend because of Singing. This lad has a temper. I woudnt want to be defending against him. He has that Bite ,that fight. I know sometimes you want to take a bat and hit the owe singing. But I mean Simon Cowel and Randal from Idols would have hit about a million hole in ones now if you use the "THEORY OF THE BELLAMY". So was it because of the Singing, Was it because Risse refused to sing PARTY IN THE GHETTO ,because he is from Norway and coudnt pronounce the words. Whatever Bellamy gets this weeks MUGG OF THE WEEK....You just dont do that to a team member. But Credit to Rafa for fielding him in Barcelona

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE-FIRST LEG ROUND UP

LILLE 0 MAN UTD 1
Luck Luck and Man Utd show how Champions league away goals should be scored, 7 minutes from time. That pretty much seals it. I honestly dont think Lille will come to Old Trafford and get anything. The game was however marred by controvery as Lille management coaxed their team to leave the field before the final whistle. This stemmed from a Ryan Giggs free kick while Lille keeper Tony Silva was still lining up his wall. As far as Im concerened Fifa passed a ruling on this and that keepers should be alert at all times.Thankfully, sanity prevailed and the contest continued, allowing United to claim a victory in a game which, until those bizarre last few minutes seemed set to be remembered for the chilling security scare inside the visitors end where fans seemed to get crushed in front of a 10 foot barrier.Gary Neville was hit with a misile and Van De Sar had tear Gas Problems. Is a goal like that allowed. I say it is..............

CELTIC 0 AC MILAN 0
I thought Milan would have walked away with a result here. But with Ronaldo Cup tied and the Milan front men firing blanks credit to the Bhouys for not conceding an away goal. Anything can happen. If Celtic grab a goal at the San Siro.....

REAL MADRID 3 BAYERN MUNICH 2
2 Away goals is not a good thing. Becks provided two assists and Riyad Loonat must know that his honeymoon isnt over. All to play for here and Madrid just concede too many goals. They have damaged Fabio Cannavaro. Credit to the Germans for getting two back. Like I told Azee you can never count out the Germans. The machines always keep going.

PSV 1 ARSENAL 0
Becoz I saty in town during the week I could only watch the game on E-TV live. Arsenal I thought were dominant the entire first half but their box finishing in the final thirs was poor. Henry was dead....Adebayour was exellent. The goal Lehman .........And I think it took Arsenal by surprise. Lucky I was feeling a bit flueish so I didnt end up at Faaiz's place. I would have tore the Mugg to Shreds. ...... Difficult task ahead for the Gunners.But at Highbury they were awesome on the counter attack,At the Emirates I dont know....

INTER MILAN 2 VALENCIA 2

I hope Inter get knocked out. They think they are big deals. By paoching players they are still not world class. Valencia play attractive football and How was the David Villa Free Kick. Goal of the campaign thus far. Did you see the swerve on the ball. Two away goals. I think Valencia or I hope Valencia come out on top

ROMA 0 LYON 0

Lyon are on a slump. These results gave me a pathetic fantasy league score. But at least the romans didnt concede that own goal. The second round now will be sublime

PORTO 1 CHELSEA 1

Didnt watch the game or any highlights as I was workingat the Home Makers Expo till the wee hours of the morning. So I will hear what the owes and chics. Welcome to a new babe SV. SV comes from a pure cricketing bloodline, supports Italy and was dating a Calvin Klein model last time I checked. So welcome. Anyways an away goal, Sheva scoring and Terry injured again. Zunaid was this a good Chelsea performance. Be honest....

And Now for the MAIN EVENT.

BARCELONA 1 LIVERPOOL 2

To score 2 away goals in the Nou Camp is an achievement. Come on you Ali's. No one expected this. Cisse you must be proud and so will be the lads from the Kop. Does Liverpool look like going all the way. And it was fitting that the two okes that made the shit redeemed the shit. Bellamy and Risse. But Liverpool did what Valencia did. They never gave Barcelona Space. Tehy always closed them down. Reyna though is vulnerable. He looked shaky to me. But Anfield is our abode. They will never come there and rob us in our own house. But I want to see what Cisse,Ary M,Mombhai etc and the Alis led by Biggy and Hoosain Mayet and Azee have to say......

Lets see what happens in a fortnight ......

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Back in the day we were in Durban during the Gunston. So myself and Swaar made the trip. Box Shape Bmw, white RBN, 17 inch Mags. We said since we are going to Durban, might as well put sound,no better place to do so in any case. Durban owes were always thumpin down Point Road,I mean Marine Parade.
Anyways we left our car by a owe to get the sound done in Butcher Road,Wentees, When we got there the sound owe was missing. And you know the hardcore Durban owes like Elvis and them, very graphic and expressive. His vrou was panicking.
She said
"I dont know what to do Jar-meal. I dont know where Elvis is. Im so PETRIFIED, AH cant do anything"
And becoz I met some stekkies from Newcastle and all this weekend I thought Il put it as quote of the week.

OPEN THE FLOOR

MONEY IS CONTROLLING SPORT

In recent times we can honestly debate on the following topic. I remember Phil Thompsons words at one Stage. That when the Liverpool players of the 70's and 80's entered the gates of Anfield they were proud to wear the jersey on that day and play with heart. Money was never in proportion to Heart and Intestinal Fortitude. I was at a wedding the other day. Sitting there talking about life. The days 50-100 bucks saw you through a movie with your chick, Ackals with your chick and petrol. All of a sudden this Uncle comes through. We call him 2.3 million. Coz everything he says is 2.3 million. He saw a house on Clifton.It was 2.3 Million. He bought a horse for 2.3 million. We got container.It cost us 2.3 bar. You bring 2.3 bars I bring 2.3 Bars.Done Deal. Anyway.......
In Conjunction with last weeks post ,cheating could be influenced by financial gain and the pressure to keep Sports Giants like Adidas,Nike etc paying. Endorsements alone offer players huge amounts of Cash. Like Becks for example. We all know that he went to LA for the money and probably a Hollywood lifestyle. If football and heritage was what he wanted he would go back to Old Trafford and be worshipped. Dont get me wrong Becks is a Marketing Phenom But a boy raised in Old Trafford and goes to LA. Just doesnt tie up. Luciano Moggi sold Juve for the pressures to win and gain Financial stardom.

A while back Dennis Bergkamp was the most expensive footballer at 7.5 million pounds. Then Shevkenko went at 32 million pounds I think. For a guy over his 30's. This post also stems from a poll that soccernet.com is running. In spite of Chelski's Wage Bill and spending they have lost 380 million pounds under Abrahomovic. This is crazy. What are your owes views on this

Soccernets poll stated
1 Its disgusting and shouldnt be allowed
2. Its his money and he can do whatever he wants
3. As long as Chelsea are winning I dont care
4. It will all end in tears

48% of the people said Its his money and he can do what he feels.
Look at Salaries. I mean I cant even fathom it. An average guy earns 20000 pounds a week, x 13 .A WEEK, A f$%KEN WEEK.
Look I admit I take my hat off to any footballer as it is an achievement to get to that level. But look at a guy like WinstoN Bogaarde. The Dutch player with the thick gold chain.He looks like oNE Rand or 50 c ,whatever, He did f$#%kall for about ten years and earned 50 000 pounds a week. The man refused to leave till his contract expired.

My point Ladies and Gentleman is SIMPLE. AND HIGHLY DEBATABLE.
HAVE PLAYERS LOST THE PRIDE AND HEART OR IS IT ALL ABOUT THE MONEY.........
AND SEE IF YOU CAN ADD INPUT TO THE CHELSEA POLL.

BREAKING NEWS

-Bret Lee has been ruled out of the World Cup. This is indeed a big blow. It would have been great to see a quicky like Lee in action but thats the way it goes I guess. Big blow to the Ozzies

-Apparantly now the latest is that Man Uts sold their tickets to early thats why a stampede was evident.Ferguson dismissed this and said that It was absolutely pathetic what he had seen. But check out my vieoof the week for more on this

-Craig Bellamy has had a bust up with Jhon Arne Risse and used Golf Clubs apparantly because Risse refused to sing a Kareoke song with him. That Welshman has a temper of note. The Utd Guys now will take the boys from the kop to the cleaner. Bad thing is Bellamy's future is uncertain and he was slapped with a 80000 pound fine. He is ideal to terrorise the Man Utd defence and thats a loss. Fis asked me to please post this pic so here it is

-Apparantly a man has been claimed hes been assaulted by Mark Bachelor. Must be Liverpools poor form that prompted Batch.The oke probably played for Man Utd
-Fabio Capello is rumoured to be resigning from Madrid this week
-Hows that .South Africa are the number 1 team heading into the Cricket World Cup. Is this deserving. And the Ozzies have lost again. If I look at it on form you cant ever compare that the Ozies are not great and are number two in the world. Its not a true reflection at all. Whats even worse is that SA will now take this added pressure with them. Ozzies probably lost on purpoise. They are the masters in the mind game. Thats just my perception
Then again it could be a boost...
-Percy Montgomery was quoted in news24 as being the Sharks Teeth. From a man that was lambasted a while back when e played for South Africa the Sharks are now unbeaten in the Super 14.

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP-MAKING LIFE DIFFICULT

FA CUP -LAST 16

THEATER OF DREAMS

You see the thing about any English team striving for something can make them very formidable opponents. They just dont give up. Thats why playing the relegation threatened teams is always a difficult encounter. Utd could have sealed it in the last 20 minutes with Ronaldo and Larson in fact so could Reading but a game that supposed to be a breeze now pushes them into a backlog with Champions league in full swing. Thats good for Chelsea as now would be the time to capitalise on the forthcoming mental lapse at Old Trafford.And Reading will definately play their hearts out come the replay. Oh and How sweet will a Reading Victory be,Just too sweet Biggy.As sweet as Nutella waffle at Nescafe when we decide to Watch our game. You and Azee must just let me know.

GUNNERS POINT OF VIEW

Arsenal find themselves also in a postion with fixture backlogs.Im sure Wenger will put everything he has into the Champions League and FA Cup.But two replays on the trot wont exactly help the cause. Also Zam Ram and Faaiz... Lets be realistic now. Quarters is as far as you b#$tars will get...

CHE$KI

Zunaid before you enlighten us with your input, we didnt expect anything else. But somehow I just feel Chelsea's woes are behind them and they are beginning to Establish Momentum. Thats good for the title race. Im sure Chelsea will strive for any piece of silverware this season.

Elsewhere there were good wins for Spurs and Man City. And we can warm our appetites now for the Champions League

EUROPEAN ROUND UP

While Mr Loonat is away his Madrid team stuttered again and were booed off after a lowly draw with Betis. Beckham got sent off,Ronaldo shipped off and Van Nistelrooy missing Utd. Barcelona slumped to a 2-1 defeat and Valencia have opened up the title race. Exciting stuff there.

In Italy Inter are gone with the title, Roma and Livorno slumped but Milan thanks to a brace from Ronaldo prove two things 1. The Fat man is not finished.Rumour has it he is checking a dentist and she has given him a Mouthful on his performance. 2. Madrid should have never sold him. Bayern Munich continue to be slump into the Perishaans and this could be good for Madrid.heading into the Champions League

FORZA JUVE

An Alessandro Del Piero Hatrick was the highlight as Juventus moved 3 points clear of Serie B. Del is indeed the son of Turin and SERIE A here we come.Although you cant afford to be complacent these days. How I miss Juve in the Champions League. But Forza Juve and the Bianconeiri are on top of things

Till the Champions League

BABE OF THE WEEK

This weeks babe of the week goes to Adriana Lima.Sublime !!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM A PROTEA-THIS IS WHERE IT BEGINS

Well all the banter and Shit talk for the Cricket World Cup will go down on the blog. Im looking for some good arguments from the heavyweights. As I did with the Azurri I will now blog my team for the tournament individually called The Proteas, and another article covering the World Cup in general. I know alot of the toppies dont support South Africa but I am going for the bas#$%s. When that Klusener incident broke my heart way back I havent recovered fully. With the squad selection I think its pretty descent and its a good thing SA are taking, form with them into the Tournament. I know guys like Ebie J for one will be in South Africas Corner. On the squad selection last night. I was surprises by the ommission of Van De Wath. He would have been vital in the latter stages of the game. Telemachus ,The Dohoh(*old man) well If the owes get hold of him They will klap him. I dont understand the selectors. They go for youth and leave Klusener out. How old is Telemachus,about 75. Also Gerald Majola has said that there would be 7 players of color in the team by 2007. Although Im not that much of a cricket analyst but I think my opinion can hold its own

South Africa squad:
Graeme Smith (captain),Jacques Kallis,Loots Bosman,Mark Boucher(wicketkeeper), AB de Villiers, Herschelle Gibbs, Andrew Hall, Justin Kemp, Charl Langeveldt, Andre Nel, Makhaya Ntini, Robin Peterson, Shaun Pollock, Ashwell Prince, Roger Telemachus.

What about those other big hitters that we see in the standard bank. Guys that were unlucky are Morkel, Van Wyk, Kluesener, and Gerald Dros. What about Wendel Bossenger Azee, He could o the job for the Diamonds

But Jokes aside South Africa really have a good chance in this campaign.

Also I want the owes & chicks now lol,sorry zaheera to post the comments regarding the teams you guys supporting for the world cup So Come time for the Main Debates everyone cant change sides like Zunaid..........

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

Since the banter has been centered around cheating and diving. What constitutes being great.Take a look

MUGG OF THE WEEK

Before Moosa Dangor starts slating me profusely If I dare name a Utd Guy as the MUGG of the Week I had to think again. Sorry Azee but this weeks MUGG comes from your corner. We all know how harsh the English Media is. Hoddle,Keegan, and the curse of Sven. Im not even going to go into Sven. But I ask you Azee what the f$%k has changed since the last time. The left side in Midfield still has a hole. He continues to play Gerard and Lampard in a three man midfield with a breaker like Carrick or Parker. A new coach suppose to inspire the players at all costs. The guys look like they just played 10 world Cups before Kick Off. Lampard continues to Stink for England. The b#@st#$d still plays Stuart Downing. I cannot say anything more. At least Keegan had the owes excited and played attacking football. I am worried for the three lions this year. Maybe they need a owe like Jomo that will try radical things. Mclaren is making me shiver. And whats worse you drop a match winner like Becks for Downing. Ah f$#$ OFF Mclaren. He is deservingly the MUGG OF THE WEEK, AS THEY SAY WITH OUT A DOUBT. Based alone on his performance against Croatia.And Biggy where did this MUGG come from in the past.............Dont comment its ok.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO ALL THE PYAARS, THE BLOG AND TO EVERY MEMBER OF THE FEMALE SPECIES.

If you do happen to see me today I will be giving out roses to all the chics. These roses turn into G-strings .....
Then again thats If I am Spotted.....................
If you owes want to post to your chics on the blog.No probs.I will be publishing all day. So send your wishes. Ill fill it up with a 1000, ha,ha

For those who have not got any like me I have taken care of teh problem and taken a pic

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OPEN THE FLOOR-DIVING IS CHEATING

I am trying to structure this post so it could be relative to Hot Topics on hand. I see alot of banter going on about Christiano Ronaldo and Drogba and their diving. So I want to open the floor on the subject of Cheating,Diving etc. Lets reflect on instances that changed the cause of the game and incidently the entire tournament. Firstly Diego Maradona's famous incident and HAND OF GOD. It changed the game, changed history and Argentina won the biggest competition in the World. I ask myself. What If he had not used his hand. What would have happened. Fabio Grosso's speculative dive against the Ozzies was debatable. What if it didnt happen , What then. Lets go further into cheating, Floyd Landers, The man was good but he cheated, Diego was great but he cheated. I mean the hand of God will be talked about for decades.

Is it life that when you do something wrong people remember you for it and you become famous. I bet you if Maradona admitted he used his hands people would have said Oh yah he was honest.Good of him, Yet he cheats and the Hand Of God makes him a legend. What about the Comrads brothers that swopped and were identified by their wrist watches. What about the guy in Lenz that hid in a house and the last 5 k's of the marathon emerged and Won it I Think. What about Hansie. Will he be remembered as a great. Look at Juve. Moggi cheated and we Paid dearly. Inter cheated and they stayed.So did Milan

The second part to this article is Drug abuse and steroid. Maradona was great but he took Cocaine and got booted from the World Cup in Shame, But yet he is Idolised around the World. Why? Now after 19 years Ben Jhonson says he was spiked by Carl Lewis's team and its his Gold Medal.

I can go on. So my debate is

1.Diving is Cheating,Bottom Line,Totti was accused of doing it in Korea and we paid for it.It changed the game.

2. Does cheating take away your cedibility.Why is Maradona still a legend

3. What are you owes views on the HAND OF GOD. Azee as an English Fan be honest. I was gutted when I was a kid, that a man of his stature could get away unscathed

4. Is it about money that pushes guys to this level that they must do anything to win

Heavyweights on the Blog, I will eagerly await this battle

FROM THE KOP END INTERACTIVE

EXCLUSIVE MOMO SISSOKO INTERVIEW

Liverpool midfielder Momo Sissoko chats to journalist Shakir Ahmed about religion and football. I didnt conduct this Interview as Im still a small chap. But as a fello muslim I hope this owe Shakir Ahmed doesnt mind me publishing this Interview.

SA: How old were you when you started playing football?
Momo: I was seven years of age when I started playing football, and when I was 14 I started taking the sport more seriously.

SA: How did you start your career?

Momo: I started playing in small local French teams; nothing big, just normal. I started playing for a club, like kids do, then I was spotted by the coach of Auxerre, who came to my house and asked if I'd like to play for Auxerre. I said of-course - for me this was very exciting and I was very happy.

SA: What kind of support did you get from your parents and family?

Momo: My parents never had any problems with me playing football, they were very happy and encouraged me to play.

SA: You were not heard of until you signed for Liverpool FC, what was your first reaction when Liverpool were interested?

Momo:Yeah, for sure I was not heard of, and then I hear Liverpool FC are interested! This was a dream come true for me, to play for one of the biggest club in the world. It was an honour, I was delighted, excited and very happy.

SA:You are a big role model for young kids, especially Muslim youths. What advice would you give to a Muslim youngster and their parents thinking of entering the game?

Momo: I think it is good for more Muslim players to come and play the game, it is good for me to see more Muslim players. I think it is a good game but you really need to work hard, and also, education is very important in life and religion.

SA: There are a few international Muslim players, but no English-born Muslim or Asian stars in the game. Would you like to see more English Muslim players?

Momo: I would encourage more Muslim players, especially British-born youngsters, to play the game. I am sure there is talent out there and I believe that international Muslim players can play a key part in making this happen

SA: Do you get chance to socialise with other international Muslim stars?

Momo: I do get chance but not all that much because of games. When I do, I spend time with my brother Ibrahim, who plays for West Bromwich Albion. Also with other players like Frederic Kanoute.

SA: Overall, how are you settling in at Liverpool/England, and what kind of reaction have you received from the fans?

Momo: The fans have been great, they have made me feel really welcome. England is a very good country to live in, a bit cold but it is enjoyable playing here. I am privileged to play with great names like Steven Gerrard, Jamie Carragher and others in my team.

SA: How much does your religion play a part in shaping your game, for example,discipline, diet etc?

Momo: Being a Muslim to me is very important. I thank God every day that I have been given this opportunity to play at the highest level. Islam gives me the right discipline and strength, which makes me respect what I put inside my body.

SA: Do you get the chance to do your daily prayers?

Momo: It is very important to do your daily prayers before the game and after. I make sure I do my namaz (prayers), it makes me happy when I pray. I feel a one-to-one contact with God and it gives me belief that someone is looking out for me.

SA:What is Ramadhan like for you; how do you celebrate the month and Eid?

Momo: Ramadhan is so very important in all our lives. From the start my parents made sure of this. It has been difficult in the last four years, as I have not had chance to celebrate it with my parents, but I have had my wife and cousin who have been here and also now Ibrahim, my brother. I make sure I fast in the month, it is only in emergency I might not, but in a normal situation I do. It is difficult but now I am used to it. It is a very blessed month.

SA: Thank you very much for taking time to speak to us in your busy schedule.

Momo: No, thank you very much for interviewing me.

Thanks to Shakir Ahmed of awaaznews.com. and my journalist Ebie Ahmed and Waseem Khan who supplied the Info

BABE OF THE WEEK

I just had to put a babe of the week from the glittering function at the Bernabeau. I heard that there was a chic from Brazil present there. And then we spotted her. Cant seem to make out whats written on her fag but She is Sublime. I believe she was from Rio.

I was supposed to get introduced to this beauty by Ebrahim Bha, But Bha didnt give his fellow footballers a chance. I reassured Bha that it was Italy that won the World Cup and not France.

BREAKING NEWS

As salaam wa aleikum

Pakistani all rounder Mohammed Yusuf will insha allah be giving a talk tonight at the Mayfair Jumma Masjid after esha salaah (jamaat 8:30pm).

Please pass this message on to others.He already gave a talk in Lenz.I heard it was class. Just thought Id let you owes know

Jazakallah

FANTASY LEAGUE BEST OF THE BEST

I didnt have time to make any changes to my side because of commitments to the Bernabeau. So i f$%ken slipped out of the TOP 10.Seth I see is workin wonders from Canada and has regained top Spot. But I have got to hand it to Herbly Utd. The man has a craft and is rising up the table. He is crafty and a tactitian to say the least. Its getting close boys Its getting close. Heres the top 10 for the week. Look at Pops FC. He is on his way. And like I always said,My Darkhorse for the title. Sorry Herbly. Where is Jay on the rankings.Does anyone know

1. Zumba Bumba's Yusuf Seth 72 1419
2. blue angels basheera loonat 43 1395
3. Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 52 1377
4. Biggy's Boys Moosa Dangor 45 1346
5. MCFC Muhammed Carim 41 1343
6. Herbly Utd Hoosain Mayet 61 1333
7. luckyokes ridwaan patel 33 1327
8. Fazaman FC mahmood akhalwayo 25 1248
9. J BOYZ Yusuf Mayet 50 1246
10 merchoes11 mohamed motala 40 1243

BREAKING NEWS

• The Cricket World Cup squad has been announced and no room for all rounder Johan Van De Wath who I think should have made the team. South Africa are goinf with the same squad as they did against the Paki's. Maybe the Paki's said lets sleep and play horribly and con them into taking the same squad to Jamaica and then we give them Hiding. Could Be.Im just thinking. I would have even considered Lance. But more detail will be given in the post Cricket World Cup 2007
• Italy have replaced Brazil on the Fifa World Rankings.Now isnt that sublime.Its about freakin time.After all We are the World Champions
• A good win for Newcastle in the UEFA Cup Last night. I have read and heard that the toon army are one of the most passionate bunch of fans in England
• Apparantly Mclaren has opened the door fo Sol Campbell,Becks and Calamity James.Its about tome
• The Pakis got hiding again,by 9 wickets. I wonder what Hazrat and these owes have to say. I mean put up a fight yesterday. I met Uncle Dr Abu Seedat yesterday at the Astro Turf and he was looking dissapointed.We had a brief chat and I told him Uncle Abu dont worry these owes just come for a picnic. At the same breadth the Pakis luggage got lost at the airport. Thy coudnt find it and airport security was blamed. Then they found out that the Paki's still didnt check the luggage out of the Hotel. Now You Tell Me...................Maybe somebody spiked the chow from Khairoons Kitchen
• Arsenal beat their Dadas Bolton despite missing two penalties. Never Mind , At least they are through and this makes for good viewing pleasure.....
• Ronaldinho and Samuel Eto have reportedly made up with a hug in the Barca change rooms after a meeting mediated by the Skipper Puyol. So all is well then in the Barcelona Camp
• Apparantly Christiano Ronaldo has confirmed he will leave Old Trafford this Summer for Spain..Like I said the Lity wants bigger things. Sir Alex has persuaded the lity to stay on as Old Trafford is a sacred Ground. I wonder what the Utd Muggs have to say,F$%k Off Or Beg him to stay.news from (joffes maboi 94.7)
• Guus Hiddink has turned down the job to coach Cheslea as he is facing a jail sentence in Holland. Replacements are rumoured to be Mancini. Since when is this ba#$tard a coach.Or Didier Dechamps of Juve a former Chesea Man. Chelsea are losing the PLot.
• Also I wasnt there But I heard Mayfair Mosque was full after the talk of Muhammed Yusuf. I would appreciate if any one could give us feedback on the talk and what was said
• Ronaldinho and Eto had a scuffle after Eto refused to come on as a substitute last week. Ronaldinho is right. A big chap must come on whenever he is asked to
• Wayne Rooneys fiance Colleen Mcloughlin has bout him a book called "THE HISTORY OF MAN UTD" This book contains signatures of Utd lehends ,has 180 pages and is 4000 Euro's. I wish our chicks in SA are like that. They dont have to go that big.But a Match Magazine or Kick Off Will do some Times.(source:joffes maboi)

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP-LIFTING THE CUP AT THE BERNABEAU

And I quote
"The Man was in the class of Vincente Del Bosque Pondering a switch in the Madrid Dugout on a glorious European Night"-Alex Del Piero

Del Piero and Raul have been friends for 24 years now and have participated in adidas commercials together and it was fitting that Del was one of the best men to see this Galactico off ............The other man for the occasion was my Right hand Man for the occasion ,Shaheer. But What an evening, A climax to a resilliant season. The glittering ceremony was laden with Football Galacticos and Sports personalities . Among those present at the function were Alessandro Del Piero, Arsene Wenger ,whose niece made the glorious bride, Freddy Ljungberg, Francesco Totti, Ryan Giggs,Ebrahim Ba, Diego Maradona, Inzamam Ul Haq,yes he was there believe it or not,Steve Hodge of England, Wenger admitted to me personally that He will not at all let football come in between himself and Raul and what happens on the pitch stays on the pitch. But when the entrance epitomised the chants and the glamour I Alex sat and watched this Galactico gracefully and mentioned to myself
"Sis tare del Mundo,Sis tare del Vio,Importante del tutto de Raul"
Un Kapitano ,Sisere Un Kapitano,Sisere Un Kapitano"
But more on the Bernabeau later

FROM THE KOP END.
The Berbabeau was slightly glum from the faces of the Kop. The Alipor timers puffed and ate and cursed. I must admit now Rashid Cassims quote is looking far fetched. Cisse and the lads. Did you Muggs see the first goal,Horendous. I mean come now really man. What is the problem for this sort of Inconsistency.What is it really. I have no comment,The splendour of Bernabeau took my pain away. On the other hand The Utd Muggs at the Bernabeau were sipping Masala tea like there is no tomorrow with a Smirk. I have nothing to say.I will wait for the feed from Cape Town and locally and we will take it from there.....But Pathetic again to say the least.

THEATER OF DREAMS
Well we look set now for a two horse race. Again the Red Devils didnt let up and put in a performance that makes them worthy challengers. I didnt see the game but before I get lambasted for being bias etc,Well played to Biggy and Herbly,Seth and the rest. Liverpool must be made to walk around the garbage bins. Maybe your owes form will be a contributing factor to Gerard leaving Anfield and coming to Utd with Carrick going the other way. But f$%k it,thats Life

CHEL$KI
Emphatic to say the least,But the way Man Utd are letting up it seems a tall task that Chel$ki can replace them at the top rapidly.Just makes for a more interesting campaign. I still dont know how some people rate the DROG as world class. He is class but not now WORLD CLASS. But look great that Chel$ki won it so that they are on Man Utds Arses.

GUNNERS POINT OF VIEW
Arsenal left it late again and a victory was sufficient. I dont think Arsenal have an influence anymore on procedings but It was good to see the likes of Baptista and the Lity Walcott on the pitch .Beside Wenger was pre-occupied anyway.

EUROPEAN SOCCER ROUND UP
Good wins for AC Milan,Inter and Roma. Things look like they are are going Inters way. Without Juve and the Calciopole I mean Come on now.

Barcelona were victorius and amidst distractions and the absence of Raul Becks came off the bench and told Capello to get f$%ked with a sublime winner. Ronaldinho bagged a brace to put Barcelona in the driving seat

FORZA JUVE
A Dissapointment to say the least, Throwing away a two goal lead. And allowing Vicenza to storm back. We must not get complacent but Serie A beckons next year for sure.

And now a final close on the glittering night in Madrid. I just have this message to say to my fellow Galactico Raul.If he reads this,thats if he has the time he he.

"It was indeed a priviledge and and honour to be on your side and being given the free role behind the strikers yesterday. We have fought like you said for 24 years,played Big Games,Watched big Games,smoked a Consi or 30, You pulled me through in 2000 First block @Campus and you know how lol.

From now on when we go into battle for our respective clubs I will be the first to put my foot on the pitch and the last man to enter the Dug Out after the blood,sweat and tears.

I wish you a great career for the remainder and an even better one in Management. Also I will eagerly await the Real Madrid vs Arsenal encounter"

Ciaomo Conte Raul

Forza Madrid ale cante Juve

Also to the okes that participated in a glorius campaign I have selected my Real Madrid x11 for the campaign

GK: Rozie,not the Lenz one RB: Beard Bhamjee LB: Shaheer CB: Yusuf Mayet stadex CB: Zubair Kara CM Naeem Loonat CM Ebie Loonat RH Talha LH Bilal Loonat CF Alex Del Piero and Raul. Subs : Hafeez's lighties,the other lities, Manager:Saleem Laher (The Ciro Ferrara of the team, President: Fiorentino Perez.We all know who that is.Technical Advisor: Asif Laher. Team Physio: Kabeer Goor. Scouts :Nawaaz and Joe.Board of Dirctors: Baboo Mayet, Joe Mayet's Toppie

Gents it was sublime and I Will leave with a quote synonymous to an Alipor Function.

Back in the day when Lesco reigned supreme it was made up of all Alipor Supporters, Anees Loonat,Asif Laher,My Toppie,My ooms,late Uncle Ismael Kola Abu Loonat etc. Anyways Coach Blikkies Bismillah was appointed one time for a stint and this were his remarks

"I cant believe this, A Lesco haftime is Like A Alipor Wedding. The supporters are crowding the pitch like they do at an alipor function"-Coach Abdulhak Blikkies Bismillah

And for the record Raul changed at the Dele Alpi in Turin

ADSL LINES

Just wanna apologise if no posts and comments are posted today.All the ADSL lines are stuffed. If you post I will put them up wen Im at home.Im at a sales conference anyway

Looking forward though this weekend to see Raul ,Wenger and hopefully Del will be in action.

And Fatima Surtee and Yasmin thanx for visiting the blog and keeping the female fan base rising and Fatima as an italian fan we welcome you to the blog..................open arms

And Azee and the Govee,Mclaren is taking stick for being stuck in the Ericson Regime and Mentality. But lets see when the real matches get underway. FRIENDLIES ARE NEVER A TRUE REFLECTION BUT IZZET COUNTS AT THE END OF THE DAY

Forza Azurri

Swoosh

MUGG OF THE WEEK

Firstly owes Have a look at the Competition above for Valentines Day. Hence I made the blog Red....I own Underwear so I will give Lingerie HA!!!.

Also I wanna apologise for the comments that have not been published this week as our ADSL was down and things are a mess. Anyway we go to our MUGG of the Week. Always difficult. I appreciate suggestions to my email guys. So I dont know. Must it be Rafa Benitez, Arsene, Ferguson. This one is going to be a bit of a shocker but I have my reasons. First of all number one ,The man is gone DIK KOP.2.He got Rooney Sent off and number 3. He F#$ken Dives always. Now he wants to go to Barcelona. Like I said in Breaking News and I will repeat myself. If I Joll Liz Hurly then I want Pam Anderson when Im Dik Kop . I hate Man Utd but the lad will be a loss. Secondly When Rooney kicked Carvalho. I admit it was wrong but What Business did the Lity have to Sprint and speak to the Ref. And lastly he is always lambasted for Diving and making other teams furious. I always admired the Lity's talents but for his Attributes above and changing the course of the Spurs Game he deserves the MUGG of The Week. Also he was jeered at the Emirates yesterday and Scolari took him off against Brazil. I know this will invoke mixed reactions . But Christiano Ronaldo is the MUGG OF THE WEEK,And he is from Man Utd. My reasons enhance his DIK KOP status. And Biggy and all you Muggs can kiss.....I know Azee and Hoosain as well as Seth will have some big things to say. But f$%K you owes This time this Lity needs to pay for his sins. Maybe he should play against a guy like Gatusso or Italy's hard man back in the day Claudio Gentile or maybe Steve Mcmahon or Vinny Jones.They will teach the MUGG never to dive again. Hey Azee do you remember a Vinny Samways.