WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

CHEL$KI

Chelsea won the game in hand last night with a hardworking 1-0 victory thanks to a Frank Lampard penalty. Whats important is that the six point is what counts. The way I look at it, The match between Man Utd and Chelsea will be a six pointer. While Man Utd were busy showboating against a European x11 Chelsea have been working hard and counselling Roman

GUNNERS POINT OF VIEW.
I must admit at this point in time Arsenal just have to qualify for Europe. That striker of theirs with a long name was a culprit last night. It was a descent Arsenal erformance with Villa squirming some chances. The only rare sight was to see the toppie Wenger in a tracksuit...

FA CUP QUARTER FINALS

CHELSEA 3 SPURS 3.

Oh what a belter. Zunaid and SV have been spared their blushes. Honestly I never ever thought they would come back from 3-1 down. Although you somehow feel that when results start going like this, things seem to be turning a bit. Tell me has Lampard ever missed a game this season? The lad is class. I just dont know why he cant seem to be doing it for England. And Kalous 3rd goal was also class. I dont think Chelsea anticipated a replay but credit to Spurs. And what is that bas#$d Mourinho going to the referee for at half time. Once again the Special one was involved with the referee. This time accused of swearing the Ref at Half Time. But what business does he have to even speak to the ref. Does this man like controversy or is he just a guy that likes to cause s#4t.......

MIDDLESBROUGH 2 MAN UTD 2

One thing Middlesbrough are always the Dada's of Man Utd. And at home I really expected them to beat Man Utd. Especially after being 2-1 down. Biggy and Co would have been in the Perishaans had that happened. It will be good to see a Man Utd VS Chelsea FA Cup Final. But replays is not what these two teams can afford right now, especially against opponents who will certainly play their hearts out. But how was Wayne Rooney's goal. Class. And once again Utd head into a replay. An encounter which cannot be taken lightly. And the Generals of the Utd Brigade knows this

Blackburn advanced to the semi final and our owe Aron Mokoena got his first and important goal for Rovers. Only for him to get sent off later. How Typical. Watford also advanced

EUROPEAN SOCCER ROUND UP

Last time Riyad Loonat lambasted me for lack of coverage on the Derby. And what Derby's there were. We start of with the El Classico in Barcelona

EL CLASSICO

The only thing I can mention here apart from Madrids sh4% defending was the 19 year old prodigy Lionel Messi. A hatric at the Nou Camp. The litie was exceptional. I must admit Madrid played wel to take the lead on three occasions and Guti had a great game after about ten years but Messi stole the show for a 10 men Barcelona. Scoring in the 80 odd minute to level at the death. The Derby was a classic and 3-3 was fair on the night. Both teams can take away a point although they would have loved a victory. But Riyad I still think Capello needs to f$%k off and he f$%ked the team up before, And he is busy doing it again

THE SAN SIRO DERBY

AC just coudnt do it, even for prides sake. Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Julio Cruz got the goals as Inter edged pass Milan and are duely well on the way to pick up the scudetto. But you can see with Juve Missing Serie A has lost something valuable. Normally this derby has an impact on the title race. But is is a big one in Italy and well next year Juve will be back in Serie A

THE OLD FIRM DERBY

Rangers beat Celtic in what is Scotland's biggest Clash. But Celtic are still way out in front.

LOCAL SCENE

I think Ernst looks like his been dealt a punch.At least he thinks that. But the owe wasnt delivering. All he was delivering was a fancy accent on Supersport. Sundowns are sublime and with the trophy already in Midrand the title race is virtually over. Papic has seemed to be an ideal replacement for Middendorp and Tinkler has taken over at Wits although Swallows blitzed them this weekend.

FORZA JUVE

It was a dark day for Juve And One we would like to forget. Losing 3-1 to Brescia. Del Piero got the lone Juve goal and Luckily for us Genoa and Napoli both drew so Juve are still 5 points on top of Serie B. Its the testing time of the season now and all that remains is to be positive and not falter in the Fina Hurdle..

Forza Juve

Always a Bianconero