QUOTE OF THE WEEK-GOOLAMS LAW PART DEUX

This past weekend we were victims of Goolams Law again. For those that dont know, let me refresh "Goolams Law of Astro Physics"

You are on holiday in Cape Town, Your Uncle phones you to come and have supper. You are about to leave and a blonde with the best body in the world just walks up to you and says.

"Excuse me, My parents left me alone at home, All I have is this Ferari and a Hot tub overlooking Lundudno beach, "

Before you even blink, Your Uncle is flooking you to ask when you coming. Better yet Why do we always meet the most stunning and cool people toward the end of a mission or Holiday. As you are about to leave you meet a crop of hotties who are staying on for another ten years. They beg you to stay telling you how cool your company is. Bet if you met them in the first hour of your holiday they would have growled at you ad told you to F$CK off.

Ya ,Ya Goolam he steeks uit when you dont want him to come,

Apart from Sex, He pulls in when you just signed for a new Job, And he brings you your dream job an hour later. Goolams Law, I always say. So I figured this weeks quote would be 3 important quotes from Goolams Law Of Astro physics

"1. Always book an extra week your holidays, missions whatever it is , Before Goolam Strikes."

2. "No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. Strike before Goolam Strikes"

3. "Wherever you go,Whenever you go Expect Nothing and You will get something in return because the b@#Stard Goolam will be waiting whereever you are"

So on the whole Goolams Law of Astrophysics always applies. He always gets me and You can kick yourself let alone him. I have evaded him on a few occasions but it is hard.

Remember the quotes, They could help an ailing soul one day.

Swoosh

5th Marine Regiment

Green Beret Unit,Special Forces

Cape Town 2000-2003

Many of my Marines will tell the tale of being trapped in Bunkers for days on end, getting hit by Goolam.....