What does it mean to be naked? Is it art, Is showing of your torso regarded as an achievement.More so when you showing it to thousands of people.
The subject is streaking. Now for the streaker is it that 10 second claim to faim to have you crown jewels splashed around to billions of people. Is streaking regarded as humour or is it disgusting. How can we not forget the streaker that mad a match winning tackle in the Currie Cup before. hE F#4KED IT UP.
Now the subject dawns on us again. When Andrew Symmonds shoulder nudged the streaker to he ground. And Im sure it wasnt Harbejan Singh.
I met a great sports pundit earlier today. Zahed Adam. We chatted about this incident. Zaheds words were "The streaker BOLL'ZED it up, pun on the word bollz. He said that the streaker disrupted the game at a crucial time of the Ozzie Run Chase.
So I open the floor. Should these naked souls be punished? Is it lighthearted ?
At proffessional levels a great deal of concentration is required. So in retrospect should the Streakers be Booted. And was Symmonds Wrong or Right? Or was Symonds reaction synonymous to John Cena. I mean Symonds broke him. See the video
good he gave the guy!
ReplyDeleteWell the main question has to go to you Swoosh.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you really stand on the matter?
Do you think its for the good of the game or not???
Its easy to understand why it happens... a lil bit of liquor, mixed with dares from your drunken mates... thats about all you need.
ABR
Btw Swoosh.... could you please refer to the post below when you respond:
Come Wednesday Night Im going with my crew To watch the Catalans.Barcelona are coming to South Africa. Better Yet,Ronaldinho, Eto, Zambrotta, Thuram, Deco. Oh it will be sublime. Im taking my camera to blog. MUST for such a game. I met the DBC. I heard they going with a crew of 30 Strong. So owes , Phone me.
But Im excited I wont lie, With Ebie Jay in full throttle to organise the itenary for us we looking like we 15 Strong. On my way home tonight I pitstopped at a garage to buy guaais. I met up with a Pioneer of the Wits DBC Club. He asked me "Swoosh, are you going to the game. I said OFCOS. Why!
He pulled out R1000 Cash and said I will give any owe/chick a R1000 cash and more If they STREAK across Loftus with a Swoosh0018 Signboard dangling from their bodies.
Look it was done in Athens,Its been done in Wimbledon,The Masters. And it surely has been done in Loftus.
As I menioned it to some of my sponsors, more owes added to the Kitty and the Loot is now sitting at R10 000 Plus.
But there are rules. Its simple.All you have to do is run onto the field.With The Signboard hanging. It must be the Swoosh0018 Signboard,Be Totaly Starkers and This is the Catch. RUN UP TO THE POLES WHERE VICTOR VALDEZ IS AND RAISE YOUR ARMS AND SAY I LOVE MADRID"
THEN GET CAUGHT and I will personally give you the cheque in PRETORIA POLICE STATION.
So please phone me for the Signboards if you are attempting this outlandish STUNT. For women I will sponsor the panties with my logo on behalf of WITS UNDERWEAR and do a free fitting on Saturday.Please see pictures below to get an idea of the what we looking for
"If a badaam Streaks, Il double the money"
ReplyDeleteI dunno, It does create some lightheartedness but If the streak happens during a critical period then I suppose Not.It should be done at half time or after the game, which is wen the swoosh badaam was scheduled to go,
But then there was so much choas with tickets and all that, she was afraid ...I mean IT WAS A CIRCUS there. No STREAKER would even dare to streak there.
Oh I had three streakers, the first one was stuck in traffic for ten hours
The second one's seat was taken away from her and she was so frustrated in the first half because there was a guy standing in front of her
And the third was doubled parked and her cellphone stolen so I couldnt get hold of her
If we were to streak Loftus, We would have done it after the game or halftime.
Poor Puyol he was so confused in the presentation Im sure a naked badaam would have been welcomed
So theres my stance ABR, Streaking at half time or after the game, I think is Fine
But dont you think that because of all the money invloved in sport, these "assets" need better protection?
ReplyDeleteIn isolated incidents, these streakers can turn nasty?
What if the Andrew Symmonds tackle backfired on him, and he got badly injured?
Remember the monica seles incident?
Players and bookies need better protection!!!
ABR
I agree ABR..
ReplyDeleteJokes aside, these players need protection. What if the oke stabbed one of the players or even Symonds. Its possible.
You never know what a guy wants to do. Watch Football Hooligans on Discovery Channel on Sundays ABR. Youl see what passion and hate these fans and mobs have.
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