PREVIEW TO THE BIG WEEKEND

The Premiership title. Its a big thing, The MANCS keep on lambasting us Kop owes of how bad we want the title. Ive always said on the blog, that Chelsea have played but never given us that Deg Biryani. Now Ismail Akoodee is putting the wood on the Degs.

The fires are burning and I hope Chelsea clinch the title.

But in all honesty THE MANCS have to f#4k up. One good thing is that they playing the tie at Wigan. I was at Rashid Cassim yesterday and Sal and teh MANCS were saying that Steve Bruce will hand over the title. Whaterver it takes The MANCS have to lose. Will we see a repeat of some seasons ago when Cole sold the MANCS.

Im not going to say much.......But Il just preview the two games and throw in my Masala.

CHELSEA VS BOLTON

In all honesty, I think Roman woudnt mind losing the Premiership. He wants Europe more. A premiership for him would be a bonus........But as an ABU, We want Chelsea to win. I think they will come up trumps at Bolton.Theres no question about that. And as we always said on the blog, Chelsea will quietly edge in.But its the MANCs that have to f#4k up. Bottom line

WIGAN VS MAN UTD

Anythings possible here. Can Wigan and Big Boy Heskey do It.....Maybe Wigan can at least pull a draw. Make no mistakes teh MANCS have teh firepower to pull it off. But s2#te can happen. Its the pressure of winning at all costs. I mean it was the b23tads Wigan that cost Chelsea dearly. If only they didnt concede. Its that F#4ked up MANCS luck. Its like a voodoo look that just f#4ks a ABU up. But Its all in the MANCS hands

DIVERS ON SHOW.....

Who is the better Diver, Ronaldo or Drogba...That joke was just too funny. Why was Drogba and Ronaldo banned from lampards mothers Funeral?

They were afraid that they would Dive into the Box

Whoever so wins the Blog will be painted in red or Blue for the week, Tomorow wel profile the teams, the fixtures and the banter.....

Come On Chelsea....You can do IT.....Leave your comments and your thoughts and SUPPORT CHELSEA.

ALL YOU ABUS OUT THERE...............................................ITS TIME TO BE BLUE

We often debate about the importance of the Premiership, as opposed to Europe. I found an interesting piece on goal.com

Sir Alex Ferguson has hit back at internal criticism of the Premier League as Manchester United and Chelsea go into the final matchday level on points for the first time in the history of the league.


Newcastle boss Kevin Keegan struck a nerve when he recently stated that "this league is in danger of becoming one of the most boring, but great leagues in the world" as a result of the dominance of the so-called 'Big Four'.Ferguson, however, is of a completely different opinion, countering that a Premiership monopoly - or even oligarchy - has become practically impossible to sustain in this day and age."Domination in the Premier League is very difficult and it's not a word that will be used again," insisted Sir Alex, whose club are on the cusp of their tenth title since the league was launched in 1992."People have been saying for some time now that the Premier League is the best football championship in Europe, if not the world."This season's championship race simply underlines the point."It's so dramatic, so cutthroat, exciting, skilful and fast - and it is going right to the finishing line."Defending champions Manchester United will retain their Premier League crown if they beat Wigan Athletic on the final day of the season, but anything less than three points at the JJB will very likely see the title being pipped at the death by a resurgent Chelsea."As we've seen this season, winning the title is very difficult," added the United boss."If us and Chelsea win our final game I will be very happy, because our goal difference is so much better than theirs."It would be impossible to make the Premier League any more attractive than it is, which is why more than 200 countries take our top matches on television," Fergie continued."I'm told the figure was 230 when we played Arsenal recently. To be honest, I didn't think I knew there were that many countries in the world."Essentially, it's the way we play the game that makes it so attractive, and I also believe the increasingly competitive nature of the league is a big factor too."There just isn't a 'dead cert' outcome when it comes to predicting results."Some people say the big clubs with their cash are squeezing the others into becoming also-rans, but I don't see it. There has been a definite tightening up in the Premier League."Yes, it's now a two-horse race on the home straight between us and Chelsea."But Arsenal were right up there until recently and Liverpool were always a threat, while several other sides were close to breaking into the leading group at one point."Everton and Aston Villa have narrowed the gap on the so-called top four this season."The days of the long, two-horse race for the title have gone. In fact, there are a number of teams in the division who have had a vital say in the destination of the title."Bolton took three points off us this season and Derby gave us a fright at their place."Middlesbrough have also taken points off Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool, as well as a couple off us."So there are no easy games and who knows what's going to happen in the remaining fixtures?"

A poem by an ABU. Its a bit old, but heck its class

His name is Abu tajmahal manukaido

My name's Fabien Barthez I'm a bald headed frog.I am a shit keeper and a proper french knob. I think I'm shit hot, always taking the michael

I will never be as good as Peter Schmeichel.>>>>>>

My name's Phil Neville I'm a loud mouthed manc.My footballing skills ain't worth a wank.A well cocky bastard and an ugly one at that I play for Man.U. so I'm also a twat.>>>>>>

My name's Jaap Stam I play at the back.I play like a lemon and I wish I was black. I'm shagging the boss but don't tell the guys. I've been waiting and waiting for Sir Alec to rise.>>>>>>

My name's Wes Brown, a 'wot appnin' brother.'m not quite black, but a very stange colour.I can't find a bird with less than four holes.Perhaps thats why I only score own goals.>>>>>>

My name's Gary Neville I look nothing like my brother.I think its because we have a different mother. I'm just as pig ugly which makes me quite sad. We take it turns at shagging our dad.>>>>>>

My name's Roy Keane and I think I'm well hard. Basically a gypo who likes the red card. A big headed paddy always giving it to the ref. I must be a prime suspect for the UVF.>>>>>>

My name's Ryan Giggs with a head full of curls.At school I got battered by all the girls.A bit of a show off and I think I'm quite pretty.I'm too good for these clowns I should be at Man City.>>>>>>

My name's David Beckham I'm sure you've heard.I've got a stick insect that I call my bird.I've got a big head and a dick like a maggot.The rumours are true I am a red raving faggot.>>>>>>

My name's Luke Chadwick I can play up front.But have you ever seen a more ugly c**t?.I'm riddled in acne but it might be the pox>.I could eat a roast dinner through my mums letterbox.>>>>>>

My name's Andy Cole and I came from the toon.An arrogant f**ker, a typical maccaroon.I've got no balls but a nine inch pork.Which fits quite snugly up the arse of Dwight York.>>>>>>

My name's Teddy but I'm hardly a bear.I can sup twelve pints of lager from a dentist's chair. All my team mates take it up the bottom. Oh how I wish I could have stayed at Tottenham.>>>>>>

My name's Alec Ferguson or Sir would be nice.For the last two season's I've been shagging Posh Spice.I'm a typical sweaty, a sour faced old f**k.But beneath this charade I'm as common as muck.I sink a few whisky's before each game starts.Just to keep me watching a team full of tarts.If we look like we are losing I'll get out a few grand.And call over the ref and give him a back hand.>>>>>> So this is the end of the Man U song>>> Unless the ref adds five minutes on!!!!!!

LA LIGA EL CLASSICO

REAL MADRID VS BARCELONA

Riyad Loonat. What can I say. You guys have did it again. Winning the LA LIGA, and thumping Barca 4-1. But will Shuster go. In Madrid if you dont win teh Champions League, its Vamos.

Barca are finished. Rumour has it Rijkaard is on his way to Chelsea. Big things happening. But Barca by losing 4-1, have now even lost their izzet.