Sunday, November 02, 2008

THE DEFINITION OF THEFT

THEFT?

FROM THE KOP END
What is Theft? On the blog we know the masters of Theft is the MANCS,

On Saturday we caught glimpses of the games at JB'S corner after a uniques serviette incident....that enabled us to engage 5 badaams, but enough about that...lets talk about how Tottenham stole from us at the death. And the laziest f#4ken player of the lot...f#4ken Pavlachenko.

Immediately I phoned Rashid Cassim and requested a statement. He said the cooks for the wedding are delayed. When you hit the bar twice and it doesnt go in, You know its not gonna be your day. He said though that it as a pleasure watching Liverpool playing such attractive football. It was pleasing to the eye. i dont know why Benitez took of Riera and brought on Benayoun. but thats life.

I knew though that a resurgent Spurs under Rednapp will be very difficult. and my fears came through. Im sure the Mancs will get their swords out and Bash us.

Unlucky though and when you steal at the death its always heartsore

THEATER OF DREAMS
Its fitting that after the Nusrat post the MANCS were going Hull. Although the Mancs only won 4-3 in all fairness they could have hit Hull about 8. Penaltino was running circles again . But a small tribute to the man Dimatai Berbatov. The lad is class. I knew that the toppie had something up his sleeve. Berbatov is class. His variation , his passing, his assisting and his finishing...purely sublime and lots not forget his skill. Everyones talking about his piece of skill against West ham as purely mesmerising.
But the Mancs got three points

CHEL$KI
Chelsea go top and were ruthless in their demolition of Sunderland. Fat Frank and Co including Nicholas Bilal Anelka were outstanding. They got their three points and now they lead the EPL

ALWAYS A GUNNER
I dont know why Faaiz Oz and Co have the faith. Or is it that Stoke are juts the Giant Killers. They beat Arsenal 2-1. Wenger went for height but Arsenal were woeful in defense. A defensive display that deserved them to get punished. The stinkers now fall off the pace and For me as i ALWAYS SAY IT ITS A THREE horse race. But what is up with Arsenal. Is it just mental?

Man City have the same Khayalaat like Arsenal. Suliman al Fahim will blast Hughues before you know it

In Serie A, Juve got an exellent vivtory against Roma, who are really deep in the dolldrums. But Azee how about the lad Alex Del Piero. What a stunning free kick. Del just gets better with age. Look at teh highlights and see how sublime Del was.
Inter won and Milan scored an impressive 1-0 victory over a good Napoli side
In La Liga, Barcelona were rampant again and Madrid just managed a 1 all draw



I was lucky enough to watch the race from start to finish.. Rain started the drama and inevitably rain ended it..It started pouring 5 minutes before the start time and teams were given time to change tyres and re-think strategies.. The race went smooth.. It was poised for a thriller.. Massa led for majority of the race.. HAmilton was lingereing in 4th and 5th.. Playing it safe..He just needed to come out 5th if Massa won.. 11 laps to go.. They (BBC) lock into Trulli's speaker and tell him rain expected in 3 laps time.. The commentator says, BRACE YOURSELVES FOR A GRAND FINALE.. And what a finale.. All the teams go in to get rain tyres.. Massa comes out in front..Hamilton returns to 5th but Vettel on his tail and fighting for a higher finish.. 2 laps to go VETTEL PASSES HAMILTON and inevitably meant hamilton will lose the world title.. He pushes Vettel and Vettet is up to the challnege.. Massa finishes.. Ferrari celebrate the title and tell Massa his World Champ.. Hamilton and Vettel still have 4 turns to the end.. Hamilton is pushing 2 turns left and PERISHAAN STRIKES..
The Toyota driver Timo Glock who was in fourth, slowed down all of a sudden.. The whole track was in shock.. Hamiltion and Vettel passed him..However it meant Hamilton was 5th now and got the point he needed.. Now thats what you call theft... THEORY OF THE KLEEPAH was involved.. Why did the TOYOTA MUGG slow down.. With 2 turns to the end on the final lap.. Ferrari were in SAKRAAT.. Their driver was robbed of a world title.. Massa went down in fighting spirit.. True champ.. Hamilton the MUGG stole a world title..
KiLLa

24 comments:

  1. so so happy you twats lost it's about time.

    you stole the game away from the mancs, then man city and one more that does not come to mind.

    One got done on you guys

    Thw Twats are going down...yipppeeee

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  2. Bayern move to 3rd.. 3-1 voctory at the weekend..

    Klose and Ribery among the scorers..

    Sub Keane for Babel at a crucial stage in the game.. WHY.. Keane was doing excellent wit possession in the final 3rd.. I dont think Babel touched the ball more than 3 times since he came on.. Such mistakes cost you.. And can he please sell DIK DOSSENA in January..

    Rumours are Man City are lining up a 35 mil offer for Sergio Aguero Kun.

    And the LEGEND MARADONA.. New Argentina coach..

    Azee - Germany vs England coming up.. What are your toughts..

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  3. swoosh u should be the last to talk about theft considering how much the scousers have stolen. spurs under harry look like they mean business!

    where is abr the mugg! so much for his daft theories on Ronaldo! lads up to 7 for the season and should have had a few more on Saturday.

    killa, under capello england are reviving. should give the germans a solid game, he still needs to sort the gerrard/lampard in the same team problem!

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  4. yeah Azee he scored 2, but how many did he miss????

    Even Dada Fergie wasnt impressed by the win

    checkout the link:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/7704451.stm

    ABR

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  5. ABR

    You a mugg of note!

    Give credit where due.The lity put in 2 with no effort! He aint @ the top of his game yet he still finds the net!

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  6. "How many did he miss," now that's really scraping the barrel!

    United won, the lighty shone and 3 points is 3 points! Yeah we could've won by 8 and made it comfortable but do enlighten me how often do those routs happen!

    ABR FOR MUGG OF THE YEAR

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  7. Michael SchumacherMonday, 03 November, 2008

    Ferrari were robbed.

    Toyota threw the race

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  8. Is Carragher better than Brown?

    Jamie has scored the same number of goals for Spurs that he has scored in his entire Scum career!

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  9. mini mug

    click on the link please...
    how can you or me give any credit when Dada Fergie blasts the performance???

    the toppie can be objective... why the hell cant you???

    It was a desperate scramble at the end by the double champions to deny the newcomers....
    United were in a great position, but failed to kill off the minnows...

    I was watching the pool game as well... they also failed to take their chances and kill off the team bottom of the log.
    Thats typical of the Pool. Messing it up against the minnows.

    Good to see swoosh taking up bowls.
    I dont think he will need a suit come next year.

    ABR

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  10. ABR

    Maybe if your links worked okes would be able to read the article!

    You're the anti-Ronaldo crusader so where does Fergie take a shot at him. He says he's disappointed with the performance not the lad. Only mentions that he could've had 4 or 5!

    The lad has been making you eat humble pie or in your case humble cock for over a year. I guess you must enjoy it coz you keep coming back for more!

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  11. abr having read that article I have to agree with mini and azee YOU ARE A MUGG!
    the dada says nothing about ronaldo being shit,just that UTDS performance was not up to expected.


    "GO" pour some MILO into ur MUGG!

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  12. ABR for MUGG of the YEAR (not week)

    I aint a UTD fan but credit where due.Ronaldo is class!

    I also read the article!

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  13. ABR ever the pessimist, and has you guys worked up for nothing. He's comments are never worth reading, so why do you guys even bother.

    Considering Hull's position and the fact that they have already beaten arsenal, i didn't expect and easy run out and they proved they can live in the prem. A solid 3 points for us is all that matters and we clawed back the 2 points lost on the fools last weekend and gained another on them.

    Swoosh, Milan's victory was disappointing. They still lack that cutting edge in the final 3rd. We struggled to break down a Napoli side who played the entire 2nd half with 10 men. We got a very debatable penalty that was missed by Kaka until Napoli put into their own net. I'm glad they winning but they not playing the football that has become synonymous with Milan. With the attackers we have they should be though.

    Swoosh what happened to the Fantasy F1? Seasons over and I see I'm still top of the standings. You haven't updated in weeks on that.

    Shakes

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  14. LIVERPOOL LOST TO A SIDE THATS LAST ON THE LOG ; wa ha ha ha ha.

    WHERES ALL THE BIG MOUTHS NOW ???
    lucky we didnt hand over the premiership trophy to you guys. u guys are k@k , shooting your mouths off.

    Whats all the shit about making ABR mugg of the year , he already is the MUGG of the decade.

    "go" BE CONSISTENT & GO BE HAMILTON

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  15. LIVERPOOL LOST TO A SIDE THATS LAST ON THE LOG ; wa ha ha ha ha.

    WHERES ALL THE BIG MOUTHS NOW ???
    lucky we didnt hand over the premiership trophy to you guys. u guys are k@k , shooting your mouths off.

    Whats all the shit about making ABR mugg of the year , he already is the MUGG of the decade.

    "go" BE CONSISTENT & GO BE HAMILTON

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  16. Dont worry Shakes.

    Organising the trophy and stuff

    Will flight the post later.

    Trophy Sponsored by Autostyle.

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  17. where is vis kopout and verzhaz & ebi j & fred saloojee & the rest of the twats.

    HARRY HOUDINI

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  18. Listen faggot boy "go" We lost to spurs and yes we should have finished the game in the 1st half already ,but the keeper made some good saves and the bar saved them two many times .as for the own goal im not going to complain about it as the Carragher has been outstanding for us every other game .as for lewis hamilton the fuckers called toyota and said let us through pleeeeeeeeeeeeese we will pay your travelling expense for next year ...

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  19. No stress Swoosh was just asking why no updates for so long.

    It was a franatic finish to the GP. I wonder what was going on with Glock tho, he was almost stopped nevermind driving slowly as Vettel and Hamilton passed him

    Shakes

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  20. abr u kant where are u now?

    ur' stupidity is being shown up, and it aint pretty!!

    or u still eating that cock that ababr was talikng about!

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  21. CARRICK IS BACK AND THE DABATE ONCE AGAIN STARTS,

    IS CARRICK BETTER THEN GERRARD?
    IS CARRAGER BETTHER THEN JOHHNY EVANS?
    IS TORRES BETTER THE MANUCHO?
    iS BEN FOSTER BETTER THEN RENA?
    IS POSSEBON BETTER THEN ALONSO?

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  22. The real questionMonday, 03 November, 2008

    Is Dirk Kuyt uglier than Rooney?

    Is Abr a bigger mugg than Vaherz?

    Is Azee a bigger Liar than other Liars(lawyers)?

    Is aunty Bhen Ghori better than UBG?

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  23. GLOCK U BEAUTY !!!!!!

    "go" IN TOYOTA WE TRUST

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