Wednesday, August 19, 2009

ROLLING BACK THE T EARS


Recently UBG approached me and said Svoosh.Wat is happening. Today the rolls are reversed in life. He siad before you see vomen crying in the malls etc .You aske her vats wrong sweety.She say dat my man has left me. And she cry.Den you take her and pull a Bhailoh tactic
def of Bhailoh tactic
see THEORY OF SAKRAAT
http://swoosh0018.blogspot.com/search/label/Theory%20of%20the%20Wedding%20Ring

Now anyvay nowadays you see owes crying man.Da owes say "My Girlfriend left me.and dat girl having the time of her life.
Svoosh you should knwo he he.Sorry Svoosh
Anyvay I met Lionel Richie at Kentucky late one evening.I say Lionel.Vat de Fuck you doing here. He say Aw Bhai Gora .I seen dis place on fordsburg.com. Best Steak and Cheese eva.Me and Lionel ver rolling back the years.
So I thought Sakraat hits are dose dat make you shiver.Da Blast from da pasts.Dat special song dat you cry ven you hear it....and tink bout da good and bad. Its dat one song that gives you goosebumps and makes you tingle.

And ALL you Svoosh readers Dont eva tell me you never had this experience because IF IT HAPPENED TO BHAI GORA than who are you

Sakraat hits also enhance de relationship if you still surwywing beacause its CLASSIC.
So ve vill launch now and continue end of September.

So UBGS SAKRAAT HITS VOLUME 1.PICK OF THE WEEK IS STARSHIP.NOTHINGS GONNA STOP US NOW from the movie the Manequin



Dis I played for my sweety .Ven ve took de ship to South Africa.The hard times. Oooh vat a number.de words,I cannot cry. coz UNCLE BHAI GORA doesnt cry for love.



17 comments:

  1. that sounds more like a pyaar song than a sakraat song

    My definition of a sakraat song : Roxette - Must have been love.

    EB

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  2. Pyaar.Love
    Different meanings for different situations
    Depends how you interpret it
    Pyaar if you still dating
    In UBGS case she has passed on
    So its sakraat

    like in ball when defence turns into attack and attack into defence

    The same mechanism applies to sakraat(deathly state of being lonely) and pyaar (exstatic state of romance)

    Its versatile

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  3. Peabo Bryson.If eva you in my arms again.Makes a man cry

    Ralph

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  4. Sorry UBG.
    Im sure she was a legendress like you

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  5. To the comment above.I agree with Swoosh.I seen a man break down to La Bamba.
    He is divorced now and remembers those years.
    When he heard Oh Donna.
    He went to have a guaai

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  6. They dont care about us. EmJay(MJ)

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  7. The Manhattans.Thats sad

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  8. Elvis Pressley
    Are you lonesome tonight

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  9. I think a man that sunk many of the older generation was Lionel Richie.
    I remember in Model School in the day a lity let it out at a concert over the song All night Long.
    The girl left him coz he wasnt wearing white socks

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  10. The best song I hear was at Wits east campus a couple of years ago
    the litys there were singing for their guy

    WE WILL WE WILL SWOOSH YOU

    I asked them what they were signing about?

    It is something they sing to the guys when their lady find another guy

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  11. Ha ha.Thats funny.Well you have to take the good with the bad

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  12. ANY OF SANTANA'S HITS FROM THE 80'S EUROPA, BEING THE MOST LIKELY TO BRING TEARS TO MY EYES

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  13. Dont Worry Swoosh
    "Its something they sing to another guy coz they know that lady will go with experience lol.

    which the oke above probably doesnt make them go ooooh in the night.Thats why he only remembers litys singing

    A swoosh Fan

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  14. Lol...ok lets just stick to the topic and not get personal.Its the power of the songs we focussing on here

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  15. Cruel Summer.Bananarama

    Those were the days

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  16. Swoosh bhai remmeber Killas theory of the black widow.....How about playing Santana -Black Magic Woman to that

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  17. If you need your ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend to come crawling back to you on their knees (even if they're dating somebody else now) you must watch this video
    right away...

    (VIDEO) Why your ex will NEVER get back...

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