WARNING: NOT FOR SENSITIVE VIEWERS. IF THIS POST OFFENDS YOU THEN LEAVE
THEORY OF THE DIAMOND P##SSY AND DIAMOND C#$K
By Uncle Bhai Gora
Now you must be wondering vat is this theory of the diamond pussy and diamond cock.As I said dis not for sensitive viewers. Ok lets start with the diamond Pu$$y. Vel let me tell you a story. Many years ago I met this women.Oh she was hot. She had the figure of a coke bottle,the breasts of Sophia Loren and the what beautiful eyes, But there was one problem. Nobody wanted to marry her. Guys were just going in and doing the deed and coming out flushed. The reason nobody wanted to marry her because she had a ferocious apetite for sex and of course was married 6 times, had ten children , but ooh she was hot.... Anyway with this vomen I had the Diamond Cock. No matter how badly I treated her she always cmae running for Bhai Gora. I never gave her presents ,I never took her out and I never kissed her on the lips.All I used to do was go there and punish. And punish I did. And she loved me even more. I swore her, fought with her and never and Not Once did I give her Love. I shook my head and said...
MMMM..I have the diamond cock.
In reality today many guys have the Diamond cock. They abuse, torment and show no interest, yet the women come crawling. Her friends wonder why does she take all this abuse. She doesnt need it. There are so many lawyers and accountants and degree owes proposing. But she turns them all down. Why....?Why is this. Her parents say that she is a rebel.....No No readers..She has found the DIAMOND COCK.....Thats it ....Thats the simple answer and the truth
Now you mus be wondering what is the Diamond Pussy. Well back to my story. Anyvay we all were punishing this girl,me and 5 other owes and a few of the neighbourhood owes.
Anyway I tell Saleem Bha that I got a nice unty for him.He must punish but he musnt get married. Now Saleem Bha like his sports and dis was really his first experience beside paying for women. Areh Wah ,Saleem Bha goes in and he tastes the wonderful thing. He goes once and twice ,then thrice a week.Then Once a day, then twice a day, then he fones her. Next thing Saleem bha in the pyaars of all pyaars. There is no such a thing as a LIE anymore. To Saleem Bha we are all Liars. There is no truth you can tell Saleem Bha. He has went in and fallen..and now he wants to get married there. Saleem Bhas mother and them are crying.They say good memon boy, only 18 wants to marry this 40 year old bombshell with ten kids.To Saleem Bah they are all jealous. They dont want him to be happy.Everybody is jealous because she LOVES him. Evrything she tells Saleem Bha he believes. She tell Saleem Bha that Bhai Goral loves her and that she never did anything with him.They just kissed.Saleem bha believes. Saleem Bha starts putting things on her name, his money is now hers. And this is a man that was sent in to punish when men openly discussed this womens sex life and what they had done to her over a camp fire.But no to Saleem Bha the men were just talkers and wanted to be macho. Den one day one of the owes sees this Aunty going out with some guy and holding her and fondling her.
Moosha Phier (pronounced musafeer with a p) as he is always reading short namaz. tells Saleem Bha that he seen this Aunty at Joubert park kissing a guy. We all thought Saleem Bha was going to be broken but No. You know what he says "GOD SAYS there is a twin or look alike for everyone in this world.You guys saw wrong. WTF.....We say.Is this man blind
And Saleem Bha knows that I was a savage with her. But he is in too deep. He has tasted this wonderful thing, he has found his love, POP Syndrome ....Pyaar, Call it whatever you want.The Truth is Saleem Bha found what is known as the Diamond Pussy