Monday, August 02, 2010

THEORY OF THE MARGA PART TWO


Azaadville.What are some of the facts from Azaadville.The 4th holiest place in the world after the Big three,Mecca,Medina and Aqsa. It is said that you wear the ehram when you reach Larotong...and pick up 7 pebbles in Centurion en route to Laudium.Anyway there is always that famous debate that will linger on forever.The reasoning of What is and Whats not Haraam. SANHA and their role in this.Are SANHA just out their to make money.Is Karren Beef Halaal. It goes on. But now when you steo into Azaadville and you buying Chickens from a bloke from India for many zamanas....You would never doubt this saatie becauseof the place and his past. Now this saatie I dont know his name recently did the unthinkable.He bought Haraam Chickens and sold them as Halaal Chickens.How Long has he been doing this.The Aunties are in the Perishaans. They seen Chicken Fillets advertised everywhere and then they hear the India Uncle selling at half. They got their hands dirty..they sacrificed as Mother in laws teaching their modern daughter in laws how to fill the samoosas and pies with mince and chicken.And now after the allegations that haraam chickens were sold to them their tuppawares and freezers have to be thrown away and emptied.The Gorimas are crying.Its a kitchen Travesty. Its like the Titanic of Ramadan preparations have Sunk before it has set sail...........
The culprit nodded his head India style and admitted to the guilt. My question is simple,to ease the pain of the samoosa making and ramadaan preparing housewives WHAT SHOULD BE DONE TO THIS MAN. COMMENTS PLEASE.

15 comments:

  1. I say put him in the Arc and let him get beaten by aunties with wellons

    T.Q.S
    The Quwatul Saatie

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  2. Why didnt this man have a SANHA cetificate?

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  3. Apperantly this oke was supplying the Markus with chickens as well.

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  4. let him open his own halaal certification business.

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  5. How could it get so far.really disgusting

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  6. Why didnt SANHA make his life difficult by forcing him to get a SANHA certificate or did the people simply just trust him because he had a beard and qurta

    Intikab

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  7. Give that man a Bell's

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  8. lol @ Bells comment... and the Wellon one

    I here dis oak was even giving the Darul Uloom oaks chicken ?

    I say slaughter the guy with a blunt knife..

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  9. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS...! THE LENGHTS PEOPLE GO TO CHASE MONEY...AT THE COST OF THEIR MORALS AND VALUES...! THERE IS A DEGRADATION OF VALUES IN OUR SOCIETY! IT IS VERY SAD...!

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  10. the oke has bought himself a large house for cash apparently. he has apologised and from what i hear wants people to buy from him still. now he'll sell halaal he says!

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  11. apparently his wife is one the molvie's from 4th holiest places daughter
    therefore he was trusted .

    soo Oom piets farm is now sitting with lots of extra chickens

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  12. so ever wonder where al maka or india/paki shop arnd corner gets their meat.

    for that matter where Beirut or the butcher shop.

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  13. There are two stories that have surface.The first is that a farmer was seen delivering chickens.He was asked "Are the Chickens Halaal".To which he replied "EXCUSE ME WHAT HIS HALAAL?".Then an enquiry was launched.
    The second is that he was selling so cheap that an enquiry was made of the source and he was questioned.After being thumped with questions he confessed

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  14. Did he supply the Grand.If he did that we are answerable.

    Yordan "Namaaz Mark" Letchkov

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