Thursday, March 22, 2007

OPEN THE FLOOR-BETTING -AREH WHAA

Latest: BOB WOOLMER WAS MURDERED

Eish, Lots of stories emerging now about the death of Bob Woolmer. I think after the public holiday we can all enjoy some serious discussion here about the topic. So Zunaid and Riyad Rustenburg and the likes Shove off for this one. Mombhai Il be interested to hear your views since you are a fan of the Pakis.

Last week I wined and dined with a beautiful lass from Chile who in turn wanted to soak up some South African Culture. And no better place than Gold Reef City. Anyways after dinner she wanted to take a walk in the Casino. We ended up at the Roulette table. And there was a massive comotion going on there. There was and Indian Lady, Fat, Make Up, Sarie and alles. So you know me, I went over. Next thing this aunty screams AREH WHA , AREH WHA and she was winning there. She started buying Cola Tonics and toasted cheese for the people next to her. She was screaming "29 and the Neighbours Must fall.AREH WHAH!!!!! and the bloomin thing was falling. She then applied the most common theory in the Book.And I shook my head. She gave the one owe A kLEEPAH. And I tell yo this Char Aunty was winning BIG. My Vrou for the night asked me why is she paying that man and what is AREH WHAH. I said sweety if you want to know how it works log on to www.swoosh0018.blogspot.com/theoryofthekleepah.html. And we left therafter which leads me to this post. True Story I kid you not. Everything on the blog is true

Everytime the Pakis play they are surrounded by controversy and incident. And Always the tag of betting gets attached to them. This year they were no different, A shock loss to Ireland and then rocked by the death of Woolmer. And Now Woolmers death is touted as suspicious and the last thing I heard was Former fast bowler saying that The Pakistani Mafia had something to do with this. Its all in the papers.

Lets be honest guys the theory of the Kleepah Works, Palming works. For those that are new to the blog and dont know whats theory of the kleepah. look at the link on the side.

Now on a small scale what would be the reaction If we applied the theory of the kleepah to Zak Ackals on a busy Saturday night and intstead of giving your chow ahead of the que he makes you hang for over an hour and takes the kleepah. I mean even our own Hansie fell for the Kleepah,

1. What I want to know from the owes is that Is betting Still Rife in the game of Cricket and Is the stakes so High that a persons life can depend on it.Just a general question?

2. Is Betting a phenom in the Sub Continent?

3. Was Woolmers death stress related and was the loss to difficult for him to fathom. Does this coupled with the frenzy and passion of a Cricket mad nation influence the pressure on a coach especially after a loss in a major event which is deemed a tragedy

4. Latest.Was the murder due to betting syndicate or just angry fans dissapointed at losing?

If India lose against Sri Lanka there will be big s$%t. Let me tell you. Those owes will go on the rampage. They already broke down Doni's house after the Bangalees beat them.....



I mean after all the Paki players dont seem to give a s#$t. But all Im saying is Betting the major role player in the Sub Continent and where was Sanjay Guptah Azee. Some of our local toppies at the masjids and shopping centers are already saying that there was betting involved. I dont know its just that this Pakistani World Cup Campaign is just not right. One Toppie called Esoep Bhai who told me he leaves comments as Esoep Bhai Montgommery went to the extent of saying



"NOW THE GAS LEAK IN THE HOTEL..............
I said Esoep Bhai Come Now Come Now.....Lets not get way in over our heads. His response was swift and he refered to the oldest phrase in the book. "Die ander mense maak a plan maar die Charo het die plan"


Then he lit his cosulate and you know that song Snap Back about the Lambo Gallardo ,he was singing." Snap Back, Look at that Charro,look at him driving his Lamborgini Gallardo, "Snap Back....humming in that tone



I know its off the topic but I will open the floor.....

5 comments:

  1. The Mighty Paki's... They the type of team that can hold records for both the best and the worst results out. Thats just how they roll. All the talent and ability mixed with inconsistancy. My question to the blogg, Would they sell a game that would end their World Cup Hopes??? I don't think so... not under Inzi. But i'm not saying they won't get involved with the bookies. There just too much money on offer not to be tempted by the bookies. This is my theory, some might think its B#ll, but its just a theory. The Paki's did get involved with the bookies. They put money on them not getting more then 150. However, they probably backed their bowling line up to defend that score against a minow side like Ireland. However the Irish hang in there and put in a workman like performance and scraped through. It was a tight finish. All in all the paki's ended up loosing which was not according to the plan. When things don't go as planned and lots of money is involved, then shit happens. Perhaps Bob took one for the team. Thats just my theory. Only thing that causes doubt is INZI. He goes on about how islamic the side is and about the piety within the squad, so would he get his hands involved in this type of thing. Also the fact that it was his last chance to lead his team to World Cup glory. Either way its sad to see them out and even on a bad day the mighty paki's should be able to wipe out Ireland with picking up 11 lity's of the street.

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  2. Dont Involve Bob Woolmer in this betting shit and all these conspiracy shit! i luved bob. He was my hero. Let him rest in peace.

    PETER KIRSTEN

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  3. guys please dont post under someone elses name.it is immature and idiotic
    thanks
    real peter kirsten

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  4. Woolmer was great.

    The Pakistani nation very passionate about cricket.

    It is said that Bob was strangled as a bone in his neck was broken.

    But he could have fell and broke the bone no.

    Your wes views on the latest reports.

    H
    Condolences to the Woolmer family though.Sad for Sport,Sad for Cricket

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  5. Is Bob the link between the bookies and the teams. He was coach when Hansie was being palmed by the bookies. Question is what went wrong that he lost his life, for one someone lost a shit load of money!

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