Monday, August 17, 2009

SUPER TUESDAYS ON SWOOSH0018


DONT CLOSE THE DARWAJOH (DOOR)
By Uncle Bhai Gora


Areh Bapa.I had to run wid camera past Usain Bolt to capture dis World Record. But never did I see anything or ran faster than 9.58 second in my life. Did vas phenominal.I have never seen an athlete run a 100 m in all my life.I know ven myslef and Ben Johnson met in Seoul 88 I told him Ben you musnt take all did steroids and stuff.Dese Chinese dey not sleeping. If it vas Pakistan or Fordsburg as host city den maybe you can pull some tricks, But for many whoever see dat race on TV ver shocked at da ease dat Usain Bolt ran dat 100 m. I met Mr Farouk Mohamed, You know Mr Mohammed from Lenz and Model School, Another Legend and he tell me,UBG I keep teaching these lities da bullet start and tell dem how important it is. Even da late Mr Blikkies Bismilla installed in his athletes especially Krishna Pather ven Lenz High von the Inter High for 20 years in a row.
But for me, I am glad dat I MA ALIVE TO HAVE VATCHED DIS LIve and I cna tell my great grandchildren dat I seen da 100 ms run at 9.58 seconds and I filmed it to

Oh and I managed to speak to the Scousers at my cousins restayrant in Liverpool and dey game me da Lyrics to Michael Owens new Song ven dey play Man Utd
It goes like does
To the Tune of the Torres Armband Song
"His hamstring means he has no pace,Owen Owen
He wants to play for Bacon Face,Owen,Owen
He left the Reds for sunny Spain and now he never gets a game,
Michael Owen,Greedy little k@3nt
da da da da da da dada"
PSL UPDATE
DC Update
Premier Soccer League Prosecutor, Zola Majavu, has confirmed that Kaizer Chiefs will appear before the PSL Disciplinary Committee (DC) on charges of spectator misbehaviour.
The charges relate to incidents that took place in the MTN8 1st Leg Semi Final between Ajax Cape Town and Kaizer Chiefs at Newlands Stadium on 15 August 2009 where:
In the 69th ,74th , 83rd minute and at the conclusion of the match (4 separate incidents), Kaizer Chiefs spectators behaved in an unsporting and disorderly manner in that they threw an assortment of missiles, including but not limited to “plastic bottles”, at inter alia, the match officials and Ajax players in the field of play and the tunnel area
Kaizer Chiefs spectators caused damage to stadium property by removing some chairs from their casing( hinges) and throwing them into the field of play
Kaizer Chiefs spectators caused an interruption of the normal proceedings of the match in that the match was delayed for approximately 3 minutes while the missiles were being thrown after the 93rd minute.

The Kaizer Chiefs DC will take place on Wednesday, 19 August 2009, at 17h30.
In light of the above, I would like the readers to comment on the fans of South Africa, Which fans should we avoid during the World Cup and more importantly will South Africa be geared up in 2010?
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Decision time looms for players
CLT20 Governing Council clarifies qualification criteria

Mumbai, 18 August, 2009: With the imminent naming of the initial 20-player squads for the Airtel Champions League Twenty20 (CLT20), the CLT20 Governing Council has today clarified the rules relating to players who have qualified for multiple teams.

A number of players who are scheduled to compete in the Airtel CLT20 have qualified to compete for multiple teams and will face a tough decision as the final squad deadline looms.

Under CLT20 rules, provided a player qualifies for more than one team, all those qualifying teams can nominate that player.

If the player then decides to play for an ‘away’ team rather than his ‘home’ team (the team from the country he is eligible to represent in international cricket), the ‘away’ team must pay US$200,000 compensation to the ‘home’ team.

‘Away’ teams are not eligible for compensation if a player chooses to play for his ‘home’ team.

A number of players are eligible to play for multiple teams, including:
· Nathan Bracken (NSW Blues*, RC Bangalore)
· Brendon McCullum (Otago Bolts*, NSW Blues)
· Dirk Nannes (Victorian Bushrangers*, Delhi Daredevils)
· David Warner (NSW Blues*, Delhi Daredevils)
· Cameron White (Victorian Bushrangers*, RC Bangalore)
· Andrew McDonald (Victorian Bushrangers*, Delhi Daredevils)
· Herchelle Gibbs (Cape Cobras*, Deccan Chargers)
· Farveez Maharoof (Wayamba*, Delhi Daredevils)
· Dwayne Smith (Deccan Chargers, Sussex Sharks)
* Designates ‘home’ team. Neither Deccan nor Sussex is Dwayne Smith’s ‘home’ team

Members of each team’s initial squad must have either played for, or must have been contracted to play for, his nominating team in the most recent qualifying Twenty20 competition played by that team.

For this year’s event, no person who has played in any unofficial cricket event can be named in a 2009 CLT20 squad either as a player or coach.

However teams are not disqualified from the 2009 CLT20 if they played rebel players in their qualifying tournament, provided they terminated their rebel contracts before 31 May 2009.

Dean Kino, Champions League Twenty20 Governing Council Member and Director of Legal and Business Affairs, said:

“These qualification rules ensure that players will have a choice, subject to existing contracts, of who they represent in the Airtel CLT20. The US$200,000 compensation paid to ‘home’ teams will create significant interest in the lead-up to the squad announcements.

“Once a team names its initial squad, CLT20 will assess which players have been listed for two or more teams. Players who have been nominated by multiple teams will then be contacted by CLT20 to nominate their chosen team.

“Players will then be given 24 hours to determine which team they wish to represent.”

Lalit Modi, Chairman, Champions League Twenty20, said:

“The ability of players to qualify for multiple teams adds another revolutionary element to the Airtel Champions League Twenty20. A number of players will face a tough decision over the coming days as to which team they will represent in the inaugural tournament in October.

“In addition to the US $ 6 million in prize money, each team is guaranteed a US $ 500,000 participation fee. This means that even teams that finish from the 9th to 12th place at the Airtel CLT20 will earn US $ 600,000, while the winners will receive more than US $ 3 million.”

About Airtel Champions League Twenty20
An initiative of three founding members – the Board of Control for Cricket in India, Cricket Australia and Cricket South Africa - the Airtel Champions League Twenty20 is a platform where the world’s best domestic teams get the opportunity to pit their cricketing skills against each other. ESPN STAR Sports is the commercial rights holders for Champions League Twenty20 for a period of 10 years. The first edition of the league will be played at three venues – Delhi, Hyderabad and Bangalore – from 8-23 October, 2009.

The 12 teams participating in this event are:
· Deccan Chargers (India)
· Royal Bangalore Challengers (India)
· Delhi Daredevils (India)
· NSW Blues (Australia)
· Victorian Bushrangers (Australia)
· Cape Cobras (South Africa)
· Diamond Eagles (South Africa)
· Otago Volts (New Zealand)
· Trinidad & Tobago (West Indies)
· Wayamba (Sri Lanka)
· Sussex Sharks (England)
· Somerset Sabres (England)

The initial groupings for the 2009 Champions League Twenty20 are as follows:

GROUP A
Deccan Chargers (India)
Somerset Sabres (England)
Trinidad & Tobago (West Indies)
GROUP B
NSW Blues(Australia)
Diamond Eagles (South Africa)
Sussex Sharks (England)
GROUP C
Royal Challengers Bangalore(India)
Cape Cobras(South Africa)
Otago Volts(New Zealand)
GROUP D
Delhi Daredevils (India)
Victorian Bushrangers(Australia)
Wayamba (Sri Lanka)

25 comments:

  1. Put a TV in Bolts hands and you'll check him run even faster !!!

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  2. ubg once lapped carl lewis in the 100m!

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  3. YE YANG is UBG in disguise hense he beat tiger with toger in the lead in the final round

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  4. UBG INVENTED JAVELINE WHEN HE FOUGHT FOR THE PERSIANS AGAINST THE ROMANS!

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  5. THE TRIPLE JUMP WAS INVENTED SO NORMAL OKES COULD COMPETE WITH UBG DOING THE LONG JUMP!

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  6. UBG TESTED NEGATIVE FOR THE USE OF PAAN

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  7. Lance Armstrong got a blood transfusion from UBG AND HE WON 7 TOUR DE FRANCE'S

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  8. I have to admit Swoosh that the English fans on their worst are terrible.I can only imagine the Sandton Square being thrashed and Yobs bathing in that fountain should Bafana beat England.

    Socrated will become Sakratees shoe store

    An avid football follower

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  9. Serbia vs Croatia in Rustenburg.What if.
    If the fans fought at Wimbledon lets not even think about soccer

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  10. Lenz Stadium many years ago.Najieb Camroedins Dynamos I think it was vs Chiefs or Swaraj vs Swallows.
    Fans were pissing from the terraces.
    After that Lenz became known as the masala desert

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  11. The reason the brothers are faster than the white dudes can only be due to colonialism..all that time they spent running......

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  12. Tom Hicks’ Sports Group Defaults On $525 Million In Loans
    April 3, 2009
    Private equity legend Tom Hicks’ sports team holding company has defaulted on more than $500 million in loans, a source has told FINalternatives.
    Hicks Sports Group, which owns baseball’s Texas Rangers and hockey’s Dallas Stars, failed to make its interest payment on $525 million in syndicated bank loans on Monday. The group is now in talks with its lenders about a forbearance.
    Hicks made his billions on leveraged buyouts, founding private equity firm Hicks Muse Tate & Furst, now HM Capital, in 1989. He retired from the firm in 2006.
    According to the source, who has seen documents relating to the loans, Hicks defaulted on a $350 million bank term loan, $100 million second-lien loan and a $75 million revolving credit facility. A spokesman for Hicks Sports declined to comment.
    Hicks also owns a 50% stake in the English Premier League’s Liverpool Football Club, but through a separate entity. According to the source, the loans are partially secured by the Rangers and Stars, but not by Hicks’ stake in Liverpool or his personal assets.
    Last week, Major League Baseball’s Web site reported that Hicks had hired Merrill Lynch to explore the sale of a minority stake—of up to 49%—in the Rangers, which Hicks bought in 1998 from an ownership group that included former President George W. Bush. Bush, a longtime friend of Hicks, is scheduled to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at his former team’s home opener in Arlington, Texas, on Monday.
    According to MLB.com, Hicks is also trying to sell a minority stake in the Stars. It is unclear whether the proposed stake sales, which reportedly can be either in whole or in part, are related to the default. Hicks’ Liverpool co-owner, George Gillett, is trying to sell his Montreal Canadiens hockey team and his Liverpool stake. Hicks and Gillett have reportedly had a falling out over the soccer club, with the former blocking the latter’s attempt to sell most of his stake last year.
    The Hicks default is the most dramatic manifestation of the current economic crisis on the sports world. In February, the National Basketball Association borrowed $175 million—on top of its existing $1.7 billion credit facility—making it available to 15 teams having trouble making ends meet.

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  13. UBG used to play Chasingtjies with Daley Thompson the decathlete

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  14. UBG maked two wudhus in Ramadaan.In case the other one breaks

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  15. UBG one dated Marilyn Monroe. He through Milk on her.
    Hence the phrase Badaam Milk came into being

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  16. how is this one. UBG once dated a chic on the Internet. Mother in Law became the MOTHER BOARD

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  17. UBGs x wife used Masala instead of Talcum pwder

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  18. UBG once had wet dream in Ramadaan.
    3 months later, the world felt the effects of a Tsunami

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  19. UBG THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO CYCLE AROUND FRANCE DURING WORLD WAR 1, AND THEN THE TOUR DE FRANCE WAS BORN!

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  20. ubg was playing lego and the arhictects decided to build the empire state building!

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  21. UBG PLAYED GOLD WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND HIS BACK AND THE HANDICAP SYSTEM IN GOLF WAS STARTED!

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  22. UBG GOT A WHOLE IN 1 AT ST ANDREWS USING A KENNETJIE STICK!

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  23. UBG ONCE HAD HUMAN HALEEM FOR IFTAAR!

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  24. Gary Player was the Clive Rice of Golf.

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