MAYFAIR AUTOGLASS

MAYFAIR AUTO GLASS has graced the blog and Mayfair and Lads support our man Ziyad Laher. They fit genuine shatterproof windscreens which are the best.They are quality approved,SABS approved and comply with teh regulatory safety standards needed today.

SERVICES OFFERED
-Available 24 hours a day
-No Insurance hastles-Pay the excess and we take care of it for you
-Commercial glass valuations on request
-Windscreen and chip repairs -all to SABS standards
-Only OEM windscreens and shatterprufe Armourplate windscreens used.They also fit Llumar window smash and grab tint

The owner Ziyad Laher assures our owes,top service and quality installations.
He also deals with most insurers so your claims will be handled properly.

Swoosh0018 Thanks Mayfair Autoglass for their support and we wish them the best in their venture.

GO FOOTBALL GOES LIVE

Swoosh0018 welcomes GOFOOTBALL and a class friend. www.gofootball.co.za is an online site where you can buy footie DVDS and memmorabillia online. Swoosh0018 is excited to have GOFOOTBALL as an affiliate and we looking forward to the Juve and Azurri DVDS. So keep checking Gofootball and if you are a footie and DVD Fan than this is the place to be. Below are just three reviews of the DVDS that you can purchase on GOFOOTBALL

Arsenal FC- Season Review 08/09

Arsenal once again thrilled fans with their unique brand of stylish football in 2008/09. With the team going on an impressive 21 game unbeaten run in the second half of the season, Arsene Wenger's exciting young squad look set to make a huge impact in the next few years as they pushed for glory to the end o the season reaching the semi final in both the Champions League and FA Cup

Liverpool FC – Season Review 08/09

The club's best ever season on the road was coupled with an unbeaten Barclays Premier League campaign at home and as the season reached a thrilling climax there was a sensational 4-1 win at Old Trafford and a 4-0 Champions League victory over Real Madrid.
There were goals galore as the Reds found the net more than any other team in the Premier League and there was double success against Manchester United and Chelsea.
The DVD contains highlights from every game including every goal scored in the Barclays Premier League, Champions League, FA Cup and League Cup along with exclusive comments from Rafa Benitez, Steven Gerrard, Jamie Carragher, Fernando Torres, Pepe Reina, Dirk Kuyt, Xabi Alonso, Yossi Benayoun and Sami Hyypia.
This is the official and definitive record of Liverpool FC's 2008/09 season.

Manchester United FC – Season Review 08/09

4 trophies, 1 amazing season. A hat-trick of consecutive Premier League titles, the 11th in 17 glorious years under Sir Alex.
The 2008/09 season will be remembered as one of the most successful in the Club’s illustrious and proud history, a season when the Reds retained their rightful position as Champions of England, whilst becoming the first English club to be crowned Champions of the World.
A season of dramatic last gasp goals, stunning long-range strikes, a record-breaking defence and the emergence of a new breed of teenage talent.
Relive the thrill of hammering Arsenal in the Champions League; Ronaldo’s stunning strike at Porto; Macheda’s late great goal against Aston Villa and the Derby Day double.Not forgetting the sensational comeback at home to Spurs when United’s Fab Four ran riot.
All told by the greatest manager in the world and the players that made it happen.
Manchester United, Champions for the 18th time…AND THAT’S A FACT!

Swoosh0018 wishes GOFOOTBALL all the success and duas. And we look forward to a great Synergy.Since GoFootball has just launched together with Swoosh0018.com ANYONE that registers as a member of Go Football will be entered into a draw and you could win a fabulous DVD.

So register online now.

http://www.gofootball.co.za/index.php?option=com_virtuemart&page=shop.registration&Itemid=53

CUSTOMISED WHEELS

These pics are cars that were done by one of Swoosh0018's sponsors Customised Wheels. Great concept thats taking on well. For more details on Customised Wheels and the full monty on what he does see his details on the right hand side.

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LAST MAN STANDS

For all cricket owes on the blog. We have an event running on fordsburg.com , I thought it would be interesting to put up

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*Join Our Facebook Group -Last Man Stands-Fordsburg,Mayfair & Lenasia Spread The word its Gonna Be Huge For More Info Contact: Ahmed:082 639 0071 Abdullah:0721 786 702

CAFE PICASSO GRACES THE BLOG

Café Picasso- European style ambience in Fordsburg
The latest addition to Fordsburg’s vast restaurant scene, Café Picasso, opened its doors to the public in October. The proprietors of Café Picasso, no strangers to Fordsburg, being the owners Fordsburg’s Nescafé as well, have created a unique combination of bakery, deli, coffee shop and ice cream parlour in Café Picasso. Patrons have the opportunity to create their own meal, as well as the option of ordering from a fixed menu. Meal options include, pizzas, stir fries, tramezzinis, shawarmas, chicken sandwiches and toasted specials. Picasso’s choicest offering, the scrumptious health baguette, allows patrons to custom build their own sandwich. Picasso also operates a fully functional bakery which has extended trading hours and an affordable pricing structure. Cafe Picasso prides itself in being a European-style bistro in the heart of Fordsburg. CaféPicasso will offer a delivery service.

Cafe Picasso
7-11 Commercial road, Corner Mint
011 492 0417078 002 2449
*Will be catering for deliveries SOON!

Same owners as Nescafe Fordsburg

CELLPHONE GUYS ON THE BLOG

I recieved an interesting Email. This is for you GO!

Hi.......... ....... Trust the fact???????? ??

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last monthin Chandigarh . Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.She is working in a call centre. She has a boy friend named Shankar .Both of them are true lovers.

They always hang on thephone.You cannever see her without her handphone. In fact she also changed her phone from CELL C to MTN, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost.She spends half of the day talking with shankar .Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankaris very close with Priya's family. (just imagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone" she also said the same thing to her parents.After her death, people cudnt carry her body, I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still cant , everybody including me, had tried to carry the body, the result is still the same.

Eventually, they called a person who know to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of her father.He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here." Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone..He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily.All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away.After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.....Shankar :...."Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me.Dont tell Priya that I'm coming home today,

I wanna surprise her."Her mother replied.....


"You come home first, I wanna tell yousomething very important."After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "dont try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense".Then they show him the original death certificate to him.They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) Hesaid... "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.Shankar was shaking.Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya, see this...."he showed the phone to priya's family. all of themtold him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation.Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed.Inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the same person's(who can speak with the soul of deal perosns) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter.He & his master worked for 5 hours.Then they discovered one thing which really shockedthem...

MTN has the best coverage.EVERYWhere you go,

Sorry Hazrat and Fis, I got the joke as it came


PLEASE SUPPORT OUR LADS ON THE BLOG, THERE ARE AMAZING SPECIALS FROM OUR GUYS. FIS KOPUT , Get our Visas stamped for the KAAP, Hazrat, my contract is up for renewal in December. See their contact details on the side

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So there we go..We making watching these games affordable for our lads. Anyone interested MAKE IT HAPPEN

Swoosh0018' Sponsor-CELL C CAVENDISH SQUARE

Well, We welcome and preview our sponsor Cell C Cavendish Square.Cape Towns home of the KOP.Swoosh0018 thanks Cell C Cavendish square for being its sponsor and loyalty. Its great to see that this man of the Kop is making it happen on that side of the World. Cell C Cavendish is flourishing and is a stop over point where Swoosh0018 gets their Visas stamped every year for Cape Town. As I always say, Good to see our guys doing well and support the man Feroz Noorbhai when you down there in Cavendish Square.

Thank You Cell C for another year. Lets hope Liverpool .........Well lets just hope for a better year at the Kop

MTN LENASIA

Now,A touch one of the sponsors MTN Lenasia by our very own GO. I wonder if the owe is in Moscow. Anyways guys If the MANCS win Wednesday night then maybe he will be giving contracts away.





But thank You Waseem Khan for supporting Swoosh0018.com for another year. Swoosh0018 has grown and I Thank you and all the fellow sponsors for your support throughout and the future.





I have vsited this MANC stronghold and anything you require in the MTN department...This is the man. Amazing Contracts and deals at your disposal. We are in the process of securing all three big service providers again so Im sure the competitors will have something to say.



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ADVERTISING

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Contact your authorised Liberty Life Financial Advisor

Swoosh0018 Welcomes another advertiser. And perfect timing too. Always a good period to plan and have that something for the future.Especially with 2010 coming.

Anyway the blog Welcomes Ziyaad Chotia. We wish him all the success for the future and will support him 100% of the way. So whatever needs my readers need to attend to regarding Financial Services this is your man. I played ball with him and he was part of the famous I.W.C (Indians of West Campus )squad back at Wits

For professional financial planning and advice. Specialising in:
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So Ziyaad Thanks for your support to Swoosh0018.com and we wish you all the luck and success. i will see you next month for some planning of my own. you know when Liverpool win the league,I gotta get married and start a family. So its best to plan now

ADVERTISERS WELCOME-NESCAFE FORDSBURG

Swoosh0018.com has been fortunate to have CAFE NESCAFE FORDSBURG as its official venue. I must say there was no better place for Hazrat and Myself. Uzayr, Cheer the Plasmas. Having a coffee and our Chips special every evening. Also the food is class,The venue is Sublime and the menu is Sublime. Also Cafe Nescafe introduced SEA FOOD on the menu lately.Having an affinity for prawns and seafood I had to sample it. FANTASTIC


Now CAFE NESCAFE will be the Official Venue for Swoosh0018.com.


I will have my meetings here etc.



But theres more. We will watch Champions League Football at Cafe Nescafe Fordsburg. The match and date will be anounced on the blog.



Give stick,Collect Punishment and join us and Im sure my analysts like Azee,Seth, Faaiz Oz and Co will be present. We will also be giving away the New Champions League Mini every match day.
Now come and watch the game and Support my venue in the process. We are fortunate to have such a venue to watch big Games So LETS SUPPORT IT 100% of the way. Watch the game,Order some food,Coffee ,Chips.And we can watch it together.



Next Event: 24th October 2007
Start:8:pm
End: 11pm
Game: Besiktas vs Liverpool



And the MANCS have some mercy. Wel screen your game next.this is a Big One for US.


For Nescafe Fordsburg Swoosh0018 wishes you all the luck and success in the future.We thank you for your support and we appreciate getting the ideal venue to watch the big games on the big European Nights.As well as being the venue in Fordsburg to witness Liverpool do what they do Best and thats winning the Champions League

ADVERTISERS WELCOME

Since the Integration of P.I.M (POETRY IN MOTION) and all the buzz about fashion it is fitting to introduce my latest Advertiser.SUMMAYAS FASHION DESIGN ACADEMY.

Now I seen her work.In the words of the blog. SUBLIME. Ive seen her design WEDDING GOWNS, jackets etc. She is busy designing me a long jacket like that owe Sebastian Balmonte in Cruel Intentions.

SO to all the female readers of the Blog and all the aspiring Fashion Designers.Pay her a Visit and Give her a call.

So Summaya Swoosh0018 wishes all the luck and success in the Industry. Now comes the lekker part.

In November(date to be anounced soon) Their is a Fashion Show at the Kilarney Country Club. And I know there will be planty of BADAAMS THERE. My team are going.Anyone wants to support Sumaya and this event Please call her and buy your ticket for this annual Fashion Show.

So Welcome Summaya and anyone interested Call her on

083 380 7867.

Join the College, get something designed and support the Fashion Show.

And Swoosh0018 Thanks Sumaya for her support.

ADVERTISERS WELCOME-LET DYNA Q 4 U

Swoosh0018 welcomes aew advertiser. Im sure many of us on the blog know Uncle Dyna.
LET DYNA Q 4 YOU.
I mean what more does Swoosh0018 and its readers need.

Dyna has been the man that has been looking after me and my crew for years

Like The Ad says....LET DYNA Q 4 YOU.
No stress, no time issues and whats best of all is the reliability. Exellent. No stressing an sleepless nights
The man is organised. Look I know I have a reputable readership so I wont bullshit

To cut the long story short. I WILL LET THIS MAN Q 4 ME ANYTIME.So people give the man a call and LET DYNA Q 4 YOU.

PS.for our Lenz guys If you want any perfumes from RIO DESIGNER PERFUMES. We have a courier service to Lenz. Phone Rio--------------------Order your perfume-------phone Dyna--------arrange Pick Up.

AS I SAID WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED

So if you are in the Perishaans and want to avoid the shlep of standing in big big q's/Look at the ad. See what his about and LET DUNA Q 4 U

Call Dyna Garda

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ADVERTISERS WELCOME

As I always said its great to see members of our community making great strides and doing different things. This week we welcome our latest advertiser.CUSTOMISED WHEELZ. EXCLUSIVE RIM DESIGNS.

I am a fan of American Chopper. I love the part when they Customise the wheels to the theme of the bike. With Mohammed its the same concept. Now you can have a MAG thats exclusive and no one can ever have. I wont say anything more. Go to the mans Showroom and See for Yourself

Admit it. You've been thinking about getting custom wheels for your car but have been doing a little research to see if they are really for you. Chances are they probably fit right in to your life style. Anyone that wants their vehicle to look sharp will do well with a set of custom wheels and rims. Generally speaking, the larger the wheels the more you can expect to pay for them. The custom designs, spinning rims and other factors can also raise the cost but you get a lot in return for the cash you lay out. You get a vehicle with your own unique stamp on it, you get a car that will have a higher resale value because of the customization and last but certainly not least, if you work in the public eye as a representative for your firm, custom wheels give off an air of style and success.
Because of the adapters available and the diverse range of styles and sizes, it is possible for any vehicle to have custom wheels. Now that you know the basics, go ahead and dive into a unique look for your vehicle.

So Mohammed, Welcome to the Blog. Insha-allah we wish you all the success in your venture. You got something good going here. When I get my lambo il come and see you.

All the Best Swoosh

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ADVERTISERS WELCOME-AL NOOR RISK SOLUTIONS

We would like to Welcome Al-Noor Risk Solutions to the Blog. Al Noor is a risk management Solutions Company.Swoosh0018 Thanks Al Noor Risk Solutions for their support and Wish them All the Success in the future

About Al-Noor Risk Solutions

Al-Noor is a risk management solutions company providing financial protection services based on Takaful Waqaf & Wakalah Models i.e. Islamic principles and values. Al-Noor is a black owned and managed private company.
Market positioning statement
Al-Noor is a risk management company serving clients seeking competitive products that are guided by Islamic principles and values. World class service will be provided through a carefully selected broker network. Underwriting and claim settlements will be done through licensed agreements & guarantees with Lion of Africa.
Vision
Al-Noor aspires to be the preferred global risk management solutions company built on Islamic principles and values striving Towards Sha’riah Compliancy.
Mission
Our business philosophy is to serve our clients with the energy and enthusiasm required to achieve excellence.

So If anyone on the blog wants to be protected .Use Al Noor Risk Solutions

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ADVERTISERS WELCOME-TAKAFOL INSURANCE

I always said that its good to see our owes establishing themselves and doing well. Obviously with Crime and Theft and our environment today we are in constant need of Protection. I know I had my Laptop Stolen stolen last year. And its a mission. This advertiser and I go back from Wits Days and He was Pro Man Utd. So it is with pleasure that I Welcome my latest Advertiser. Our very own Uwaiz Jassat from Takafol South Africa.

Firstly a bit of insight on Takafol

Takafol: An Islamic answer to insurance
The Islamic alternative to insurance, known as "Takafol" (in Arabic meaning Joint Guarantee) was first established in Sudan in 1979. Since then, Takafol companies have been established in several countries including Malaysia, Indonesia, Saudi Arabia, USA and the UAE. Today there are more than 30 registered Takafol companies worldwide.
Takafol is based on the Islamic concept of solidarity and brotherhood among Muslims.

So If you want the Islamic Answer to Insurance then Uwaiz is the man to contact. So on behalf of Swoosh0018 We would like to Welcome Uwaiz & Takafol to the Blog. Thank you for Your Support and we wish you well for the Future.

And Just a Question, Can we have an insurance Policy of Some Sort for the Abu's (Anyone But Utd Supporters Club) to compensate us when we Punish man Utd in the new Campaign?

ADVERTISERS WELCOME-SFACCOUNTANTS

We were in negotiatiations all week and now Swoosh0018 is happy to parade our latest advertiser. Our Very own Suhail "SELLER " Mia. Im sure most of the owes on the blog already know Seller. For those of you who dont Its synonymous to going to the Egypt and not seeing the Pyramids.How can you go to Fordsburg and not know Seller......
And now Seller has opened up his very own Financial Services Company....

S & F Accounting deals with Taxation, Registration, All Accounting Activities,Auditing etc. So now Seller will sort out all your financial needs....
S & F ACCOUNTING CAN BE CONTACTED ON

Suhail "SELLER" Mia;
No 44 Crown Road Fordsburg 2033;
Tel/Fax: (011) 832 1089 Cell: 082 348 3731;
website: www.sfaccountants.co.za Email:
smia@sfaccountants.co.za

Good Luck, Seller. Swoosh0018 wishes you all the luck and Insha-allah your business grows......Thanks for the Support

ADVERTISERS WELCOME-MTN FREEWAY CELLULAR

Swoosh0018 proudly Welcomes a new advertiser. Like I said Good to see our owes making it happen. But whats even better is now we have the third Cellular Network of the blog. MTN. And our very own Waseem Khan. Although a Man Utd Fan, and a die hard one at that. An enemy to the Kop and the better connection compared to Cell C from the Kaap so he says. But if its MTN Contracts that you need or anything MTN this is the lad. Amazing Deals and Contracts are available there. By the way Waseem that New Ericson that the owner from Something Fishy took out on a contract was sublime. Slim and Classy. So the blog thanks Waeem Khan for advertising with us and we wish you all the success in the future. And Waseem please dont turn your store into the Thearter of Dreams. All the best my man!!!!!!!!.

ADVERTISERS WELCOME-AL WASEEL TRAVELS

I would like to Welcome a new advertiser on the blog. Al Waseel Travel. They Specialise in Haj & Umrah Travel. Alot of my family has also gone with Al Waseel for Haj and Umrah and they have come out having a easy and comfortable trip. Al Waseel also caters for other travel arrangements locally and Internationally. So for all your travel needs especially Haj & Umrah contact Bibi. Her Details are above the advert. Thank You Al Waseel for advertising on the blog and we wish you success in the future

FOR DETAILS SEE BANNER ON RIGHT HAND SIDE IN THE ADVERTISERS COLUMN