INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLIES

DONT CLOSE THE DARWAJOH (DOOR)
By UNCLE BHAI GORA

I vant to know Svoosh readers ,How does Snatana shout his players if they make a mistake. Lets see if Tico modise makes a mistake den vat does he do.Does he first shout his translater, den he she shouts da players.

Vat is da time frame. Ridiculous, We hire a man dat cant speak English.

I also cant understand the commentators, saying Chile is a great team. They are good but vat are Bafana den. Bafana ver poor in defending on the flanks. And Santana made his usual press statement. We lost but we have learned from this. Vat the f#4k.

While I vas in polokwane I stopped at da gas station. De attendents dey say "AAAAAAISSSSSSH UBG, SANTANA HE SHEET, BRING BACK JOMO:

I say dont vorry after Confeds Cup you will see advert in paper "WANT TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE OVERNIGHT, BECOME BAFANAS COACH. No international experience necesary"

Disappointing and if SA Dont vin Confeds Cup, SANTANA vill be history. mark my vord

In other friendlies the Germans suffered a shock defeat to Norway. The Germans were described as pedestrian like

An England lost to the European Champions Spain who have now gone on a 29 match winning streak. But as I said ,Its only friendlies





Azurri lose to Brazil. Its just a friendly. So not reading too much into it. Lippi put out a descent team. Cannavaro, Grosso, Pirlo, De Rossi. It was end to end action. And Robinho made the Italian defense dance for his goal.It just heats it up for the confeds cup. And we are due for an interesting match up, perhaps the best of the Confeds Cup. I cant wait!