FANTASY LEAGUE MANAGER OF THE MONTH

It is with great Pleasure to present this months Manager of the Month Award. The trophy was sponsored by A-Wear Clothing. A-Wear clothing is situated in Fordsburg opposite Mona Butchery. Full Stockist and Suppliers of All Schoolwear around the country. It will be back to School time after the holidays anyway so if any of you owes have uncles,fathers that have dookans(shops) in any areas these are the Chaps to Contact
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So The A-Wear clothing MANAGER OF THE MONTH-OCTOBER GOES TO HOOSAIN MAYET OF HERBLY FC
CONGRATULATIONS

Mr Mayet we know while we were having our Biltong, Colas, and Bensi's you were taking down mental notes. I think you owe this one to Olaf Mehlberg from Aston Villa.Thats where it all began. I know the following statement was made one night after tarawee.
"I will only rest once I beat Mayet"-a competitor. I think the more nazr there is the better the owes perform. Anyways Well Done please phone me or come check me out to claim your trophy and get snapped Up.

The Top 10 for October 2006 were as follows

1. Herbly Utd Hoosain Mayet 196
2. Zumba Bumba's Yusuf Seth 194
3. PORN STARS Azhar Mohamed Moola 187
4. Gaba's Galacticos Ziyad Gaba 184
5. GALACTICOS suhail gani 178
6. zamram Faiyaz Mayet 176
7. Faheems Boys FAHEEM MAYET 171
8. SWOOSH F.C Naseem Mayet 170
9.Riyad Riyad Loonat 169
10.Anzo's Stars ANEES MAYET 157

THE ABUS VS THE ALIS-LUCKY DRAW

I must admit that the Abu's vs the Ali's post generated the most amount of comments so far in this blog. If you read the fine print All those that left comments were entered into a draw.
Apart from the anonymous comments the winner was selected.
The winner will recieve a small gift as promised relating to the post

The Winner of the Ali's Section is
With the duas of all the members of the KOP
DIE HARD UTD CHIC
Liverpool - 2 Man Utd - 0!Come on Swoosh!!You guys gotta be realistic now! You are all watching how well Utd are performing this season and i just have one thing to say to all you Liverpool fans............ Make sure you have a box of tissues at hand for this game coz you guys will definately need it once Utd are done with you all!
# posted by Die Hard Utd Chick! : Tuesday, 17 October, 2006

And the Winner of the Abu's Section is
KOP END
its gonna be a tough one, but we'll pull it off... Garcia and Gerrard to score.
# posted by THE KOP END : Tuesday, 17 October, 2006

So the two of you please phone me on 082 581 0735 or email me at naseem@mweb.co.za
I have the prizes to present as well as a photo to take so we can all see who fought the battle and who will be fighting the war

* I think I know who Kop End is, The lad has been going through a baron spell of late and if it is who I think it is, he will be thrilled to finally win.

Audit done by
Hoosain Mayet
Daloytte & Swoosh

FANTASY FOOTBALL-GAMEWEEK 11

We are already 10 gameweeks down and a new man tops the log. This was a gameweek where guys really cashed in. Pops FC ,85 points. A big mover was Herbly Utd who has been staking his claim for a long while now. But the Big talking point was Wayne. Wayne Who! Wayne F3$$ken Rooney! Like I said earlier it was inevitable that this b@#4ard will pull owes through. But like I said owes really cashed in this week. With Champions League this week We Congratulate the top three. Taraweeh time owes were smiling, owes were down. Now owes are down owes are smiling. We all know what we mean. Its all about the Biltong, Stoney Nip, La Quella Water and the Bensi Guaai leaning on a car....................................

1. Yusuf Seth
2. Ridwan Patel
3. Hoosain Mayet

But remember a wise man once said that this "IS A MARATHON AND NOT A SPRINT"

1. Zumba Bumba's Yusuf Seth 63 501
2. luckyokes ridwaan patel 53 500
3. Herbly Utd Hoosain Mayet 67 492
4. Biggy's Boys Moosa Dangor 40 488
5 GALACTICOS suhail gani 60 477
6. PORN STARS Azhar Moola 73 476
7. blue angels basheera loonat 49 473
8. Fazaman FC mahmood akhalwayo 53 459
9. Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 85 455
10. Vodacom Cheetahs Suli G 45 441
11. FAAIZ OZ F.C Faaiz Loonat 49 426
12. Gaba's Galacticos Ziyad Gaba 63 424
13. Dream team 11 yusuf kola 53 421
14. MCFC Muhammed Carim 35 421
15. Leyton Orient zubair kaka 53 415
16 ammaar's armada zain mayet 44 414
17. Faheems Boys FAHEEM MAYET 74 412
18. SWOOSH F.C Naseem Mayet 59 412
19. Riyad Riyad Loonat 58 403
20. J BOYZ Yusuf Mayet 61 389
21. Ebi's Boyz Ebrahim Ahmed 47 359
22. Mpower II Muhammad Osmany 47 341
23. Conquistare Zaheer Joosub 30 340
24. merchoes11 mohamed motala 42 338
25. Infiltrator Sir Ish Loonat 56 334
26. Rafaello's ziyaad mayet 45 329
27. VEHZERZ F.C. farid saloojee 60 317
28. ridszzzzz Ridwaan Mayet 54 313
29. zamram Faiyaz Mayet 41 312
30. Swaar F.C Yousuf Kadwa 61 297
31. Anzo's Stars ANEES MAYET 41 277
32. Sol22 Suleiman Asvat 41 243

MOMENT THAT SHOOK THE BLOG

While the ICC Champions Trophy is going on Cricket Fever has crept in. I just coudnt wait this week to put this post up.
For those of you who were in lenz High in 1992 this should ring a Bell. 1992 an importany year for. The transision from Apartheid, the Re admission into World Sport. Hell for crying out loud the only live sports we were able to see was the Inter High and Swaraj vs Bells. The only sportsman that was prevalent in the times was Krishna Pather who ably assisted Lenz High in winning many a Inter High.
Then came the moment.........South Africa playing in the World Cup and Sir Conrad Hunt was coming to Lenz High to give a speech. To see anyone other tha K Pather now would be sublime and it was a man who batted next to the great Gary Sobers and so Forth. Lities brought their Cricket bats for Autographs and stuff. Lenz was buzzing. Amidst the excitement people forgot that a guy called Lols (aka Mad Lols) HAD SLIPPED THROUGH the wayside. Now Lols used to come through the fence in Lenz High and just make Damaal. And thats putting it lightly.

So picture the scenario, A packed assembly area listening to one of the greatest Batsman in the era after apartheid with a booming loud Mike System. Lols in the interim hid away behind the teachers. And so SIR Conrad Hunt went rambling on in his Bohemian accent which to us apart from Afrikans and Gujrati was unique until he came to the following part about how he became great

Sir Conrad Hunt: Creekeet wos played uz thee gem of da peppul
Ay Long Long Tiem Ergo myyy Father HUD A DREAM...............................
lols: (In a screaming voice evading the teachers yelled) YA A WET DREAM

The Whole school turned around in Shock, Awe, Despair, There wasnt a word to describe the scene. I mean Picture it ...On the Podium stands the Greatest Batsman from the Greatest cricketing Nation talking about a dream, never ever exposed to such elements.

That was my induction to Cricket post apartheid. I could never excel in this sport since that experience.

*For the Record Lols was whisked away by the teachers like Riot Cops dragging a trouble maker. Still not to be felt outdone he began chanting numerous political slogans and thats how Lenz High will always remember Sir Conrad Hunt

May he RIP.

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

Ramadaan is over and I had quite a chuckle when one of the ABU'S mentioned that the Shaytaan has been let out. A Wayne Rooney hatrick. Look lets be honest it was inevitable. WAYNE WHO? THATS WAYNE ROONEY TO YOU.
If this were South Africa the theory of Dan Matimokolo would be applied.
Dan was the guy on SABC during Italia 90 (yes a long time ago indeed) Who took ten years to say a sentence.
At one stage Brazil the World Champions lost to someone in a friendly. Im not so sure who. Lets assume it was Congo.
On the same breadth South Africa beat Congo. To which Dan replied something to this effect
"Brazil are World Champions, Congo beat the World Champions, We beat Congo so we are the World Champions". On the same breadth Bolton becomes the Congo. So is Wayne Rooney better than Peter Crouch*I just had to mention the theory of Dan
. Was that Liverpool playing against Aston Villa. Cisse , Jay and all you other Liverpool MUGGS have been rather quiet I see.
Chelski got three points as expected and the only negativity there is that Romans wife wants half his fortune. Thats Something like 50 billion. I intend proposing to her at Jimmys Killer Prawns after her IDAT. I heard she is quite simple and down to Earth......
Arsenal went down early and it became a bit difficult after that. Everytime Ebie Jay makes Henry his captain the bas#$d doesnt score.
Spurs and Blackburn didnt seem to deliver.

In Europe the Inter ba$%%ds beat Milan 4-3 in the San Siro Derby. Livorna are surprisingly top and Real Madrid and Barcelona all won.
Which Leaves me to the best part of this post

SOLO DEL PIERO 200

Alex Del Piero just never stops. Against Frosinone today he scored his 200th goal but he’s already got his eyes on his next target, as there are still many chapters left to write in his Bianconeri story. “I’m over the moon, both for the goal and the win. Goal number 200th in a Juventus shirt is not a milestone, but another stage in my long life in black and white. There are still many goals left for me to score, and many victories for us to achieve. My links with this club and its fans are very strong, we’ve shared so many satisfying moments together”. The journalists asked him just how much he’d been waiting for this goal. “Really it was just three games, but it’s been talked about so much… It wasn’t an obsession, it’s normal that a striker never stops looking for goals, irrespective of what they might represent. Obviously this one has a particular significance”. When asked about his favourite strikes, Del Piero had a few to list. “The one in the Intercontinental Cup, the first one in the Champions League, the very first one for Juventus, the one that broke the record, the one against Fiorentina in the year of my first scudetto. There are quite a few; I remember some of them for the way I scored, others for the significance they had in that particular moment”. Bravo Alex! Just as the announcer said at the end of the game, let’s have another 200!-www.juventus.com

I probably will recieve a huge backlash from the Anti Juve Muggs but as I always said Its my Blog and Del will always be in the class of A Ice Cold Nip Coke After Taraweeh

FANTASY FOOTBALL-SEPTEMBER MANAGER OF THE MONTH

Luckyokes was the Manager of the Month for September. I have left a message on the forum as well as the blog but I dont know who it is. Upon consultation with my advisors it has been decided that the runner up should recieve this accolade. So the September Manager of the Month goes to Blue Angels and the manager is Zakaria Loonat from Durban......
CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING THE BEST OF THE BEST MANAGER OF THE MONTH FOR SEPTEMBER 2006.

PS. Im looking for a sponsor for Octobers Trophy. Please phone me on 082 581 0735 if you interested.

MOMENT THAT SHOOK THE BLOG

I must admit that one of the best parts about this blog for me is the interactivity. I know for a fact that many owes that view this site are no slouches in the Sporting World and have probably encountered some hilarious and amazing incidents in sporting events around the world. Obviously Ive had some great expreiences at Cricket, Tennis and soccer matches. I want you owes to contribute to this post and write your piece for me regarding a memmorable Sporting Experience involving The Greats.
Just write your post and email it to naseem@mweb.co.za
No childish, religeous or racist articles will be accepted.

Il start off with one experience that I have had that stands out

Venue: Centurian Cricket Grounds
Event: Total Power Series. South Africa vs Pakistan

As we all know in Kingsmead South Africa were chasing a modest Paki Total. They were cruising at 150 for 1 when Fierce Inswinging yorkers were witnessed around South Africa by Waqar and Waseem who were both in their prime. We all know what happened after.
So to Centurian where South Africa were still reeling from that melt down. Now the beauty part about our owes is that when thay smell blood they need no introduction. We were in a massive crew that consisted of the likes of some firece Cricket Fans (Asif Laher, Abu Loonat, Imtaiz Kola Anees, Hoosain Mayet, Myself. A thick Alipor crew that ARE NOT SHY. these owes SAY THEIR SAY.
Then there was another Cat a few rows away who kept on chanting in Gujarati "MAROR, MAROR. There were alot of heated exchanges that day between rival fans. The day was also remembered for Alan Donald mimicking a male mastubation action to the Paki Fans. This famous picture evidently made it on the Back Page, Lenasia Times. Owes like Cutty Amod probably started his column From My End because of this.
Also as Big Mac was walking back to the pavilion one of our owes(paki fans not my crew) yelled something to the effect of "Hey Mac, Why dont you put Bells on the ball so you can hear it coming" Mac started belting at the supporter. You know some owes. I can only remember what a India Pakistan Game nust be like. But this incident was in the phrases of the blog "In the class of Zak Akals throwing masala on a parcel on a cold Saturday Night"

LEGEND THAT SHOOK THE BLOG

You know ever since this site was formulated I have been constantly lamabasted for being absolutely Biased. On posts I generally stick to whats hot. Hence I thought it was fitting an apt to launch this weeks legend. Being a mad footie fan since I was a kid and for those that know me for being a man that loves showmanship, flare and the art of owning a cutting edge technique that is both rare and unique I always loved spectacular goals. And there was nothing more spectacular for a footballer than the Volley. If we trace the anals of history we all remember Van Bastens Winner against Russia in Euro 1988, Peles bicycle with a broken hand in Escape to Victory, Yeboah's wonder strike for Leeds against liverpool. But to me if ever there was a footballer that mastered the art of Volleying was Mark Hughes. I remember watching countless games where Hughes volleyed in some spectacular goals. He mastered the technique, made it one of his own and was an integral part of Sir Alex Fergusons push to supremacy in the 90's.
Mark Hughes or Sparkey as he was known gets my Vote as the legend that shook the blog.

TA TA MUBARAK

Remember when we were Litys and everyone used to use the greeting Eid Mubarak, Ta Ta Mubarak. Ive decided to call this post Ta Ta Mubarak because David Beckham says he is missing home. It is obvious that Capello has no plans for Beckham and is using him profusely as a substitute. Becks has now declared in a nutshell that he misses Man Utd, he misses the Mohabbet at Old Trafford. I mean the lad has gone to the extent of saying the owes in Madrid are garjemaais and they only Go out 4 times in a year. At Old Trafford the lads used to do something Everynight. Maybe Posh is just a good vrou that gives her Husband Freedom. Whilst Ronaldo, Roberto Carlos & Gutti's vrous all got them by the balls.
Then He has said how he misses his Toppie Ferguson and that the flying Boot incident was an accident. I guess Van Nistelrooy and Stam were not ROLE MODEL lighties to the toppie.
So with all the excuses above I think We can say that Becks will leave in the January Transfer Window.
Lots of toppies and three Lions have given Becks some stick through his years. Things like
"He can only cross a ball", He cant Dribble, He is not Ronaldinho, He is daft and thick, He is klaar now". Aside from being a Marketing Phenomina I think Becks was class. He may not be able to dribble but the owe supplied Van Nistelrooy on numerous occasions, was deadly on set pieces. He pulled England out of S$#t enough times.
Even the man made a following of his hairstyle. Remember the Corn Rows. It came to a point where I was in Loveday street. I saw a young black gentleman with corn rows. A owe looked and shouted "AY!Check at that guy , His got a hairstyle like David Beckham"
I heard in Korea a person bought the Toilet pan from a hotel where the English Captain stayed. Another Fan even kissed the toilet pan.

Locally I met a owe in Paari Hair Salon catching a shave for Eid. He had a loongi On.
The owes exact words were "Swoosh, I was wearing this long before David"

So is Becks KLAAR, Do you think he will return to Man Utd or pursue a career in endorsements in the USA and do it all for his Vrou. Was he a legend. Rate Becks as a footballer!

Azee maybe your man will replace Fletcher on the left of Midfield come January. I say it with the most sarcasm that Fletcher was sublime on Sunday against Liverpool. Like thay say a Toppie will always take his lightie back one day

EID MUBARAK

Eid Mubarak to everyone that has been viewing my Website. Hope You okes had nice relaxing Eid with the family. Eid was nice, Very Relaxing but Very Hot and Tiring. The Eid messages were rolling and Believe it or Not I got Eid Messages from Ali's saying "Eid Mubarak , Enjoy the Eid Day but remember the score on Sunday. Man Utd 2 Liverpool 0.

Also because it was the time for Giving The ban will be lifted on Faheem_Vahzerz & Extremist Badat. However if You Muggs continue in the same vain as you did the Last time You will be banned and Not Suspended.
Please leave structured Intellegent, Anti Lity Comments relating to the Post. Other than that Eid Mubarak.

Oh yes and what are you owes views on South Africa vs Pakistan. Do you think the Pakis will throw it away or will our owes pull it off

swoosh

GLORY GLORY MAN UTD -EADIE TO THE KOP

Ya Ya. Firstly the reason for the late post as I said is that there was server problems at work. Thats what happens when Utd wins, Bad Luck gets thrown on you the whole week. As I mentioned this post will be merged three into one. Ya what can I say. We got our eadie early. First of all the Roza was hard, It was freakin hot as hell and we watched the game at Old Trafford. Hoosain Mayets House. The Abus were full up on the day. They comprised of myself, Freds, Jay, Swaar, Solla, Shazo, Cam, Ebie Loonat, Eco. The Alis on the other hand were only Four. Hoosain, Pops, Faaiz & Ramiz Rajah.
Yes it gets even worse. Rio fR%$en Ferdinand scores.
I phoned the likes of Cisse and other big boys during half time. What is Rafa thinking. He plays Gerard on the Right, And he persists with his son Garcia. Why didnt he start Crouch. Is Rafa Benitez tactically Sound. Why was Liverpool So Cuck. I would have thrown on Bellamy to spiet with these owes, The lad has the fire for this type of game, or was he injured?

I promised I woudnt be biased and In Ramadaan I will be true to my Word. Liverpool were Woeful. Things got so bad that the Abus started calling Rooney Shrek and the Alis started calling Crounch "DORNG KEH" you know the way Mike Myers pronounces it. Then they said that Crouch is not the same man because his Chick just used him for Publicity and had a public affair and threw him away. They even stole his Bently.

I will publish the pics of our Old Trafford later, You know how it is Ramadaan can be taxing.

But Like I said whoever will lose will get a PASTING Come Monday. So like true Warriors and SPORTSMAN I SAY
BRING IT ON. WE BLOODY DESERVED IT. It was the worst Liverpool Perormance I have seen in a While.
Are you happy Azee and Hoosain. Im not Biased
We expect the backlash here, But remember you bas*$rds are coming to Anfield Still.

2. MUGGS OF THE WEEK

Like a true man I said that whoever the losers are They will recieve the award of MUGGS OF THE WEEK.
Like a true sportsman again Me and my chaps from the Kop will bear the Brunt of Liverpools Dismal Display and I Swoosh will stand for all my chaps from the Kop and take the MUGG OF THE WEEK.
So are you bastards happy, Azee, Moosa Dangor. I am the MUGG OF THE WEEK .
I have put a picture with MY BACK FACING THE UTD YOBS to hide from the Sharm Liverpool bestowed upon me

3. QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Momo Sisoko was treeible on the day. One of my cousins was getting frustrated at Sisoko's style of play and the following statement was said

"Momo Sisoko looks like the adopted son of Madonna"-A frustrated man from the Kop

And Lastly who the F$%k is this guy Ali Busby, Anyways the man warrants a article on my Blog so heres what the baS4%rd has to say.

GLORY GLORY MAN UTD

All in all a great victory for our boys. It didn’t take much effort and there is nothing sweeter than beating that club we beat this weekend, Whats there name again?
I tend to choose to watch these games on my own cause it gets really emotional for me but on Sunday I felt it would have been better if I had to be sitting in the company of your loyal blog supporters who support the scum and hear their comments on their managers tactics. I mean come on and face it. This rotation policy just aint working. I mean these guys were outplayed. No match. It was just one sided after the 1st goal.
No excuses thou cause no matter what team the scum had played on the day, they would of lost. It was evident in the way MAN UTD played.
These poor supporters living in a dream world saying this is the year they going to win the league. They S$%t. That’s bottom line.
As far as MAN UTD are concerned they riding high as usual. Producing match displays that is synonymous with the days we ruled the premiership.
Ryan is playing at the level he was in his best of years. They just cant seem to contain him. Our defence had a magnificent game with Edwin being more of a spectator than a player. Rio grabbed himself a belter of a goal. He should be teaching crouch how to do it when they hook up with the England Squad. Wayne might not be scoring but the man is causing havoc on the field and is returning to his best. What about Christiano. The scums players, management and supporters should be making Shukr he didn’t play cause we can only imagine the extra grief he would bring to them.
As for your loyal blog supporters who were adamant they were going to win I just have this to say “MAN UTD won so F#$k all of you”

Its early pickings but I would have to say it looks good for MAN UTD this season with Chelsea and Arsenal up there with them.
One thing is certain thou the scum aint winning the league.

Thanks for the Eidy blogger
I just loved the way you always getting it wrong
Our mugg of the week is the blogger, the guy from the kop end, Joker, Faheem Vezherz and that guy who is unfortunately known as Vis for always talking s%^t about MAN UTD and never having anything constructive to say about the team who sent them back to where they belong…….the dumps

Just a small dedication before I go to Khateeja from Grassy Park
Happy Birthday and Eid Mubarak for Tuesday and I will be coming to visit soon to collect my Eidy and give you your present.

AND A HAPPY EID MUBARAK TO ALL THE BLOG FOLLOWERS.

Sir ALI Busby

FANTASY CHAMPIONS LEAGUE-MATCHDAY 3

With the third matchday gone by, I must say I had a poor run this week. But I am positive my owes that failed this week will come up with the goods this week. As usual We will pay homage to the Top three. Well done Ary Moosa for maintaining the lead. Second is Yusuf Seth. In 3rd Place we are proud to have one of our local boys, The Argentinian Sensation , The man who put his head on the block to say Kaka is Muslim and Yes Swaar he got you massive points. Is he sitting for Itikaaf AND READING TARAWEEH. Anyway here is the table

1. Kaalvoet Klonkies Ary Moosa 65 193
2. Jose's Wet Dream XI Yusuf Seth 59 187
3. Swaar F.C Yousuf Kadwa 53 179
4. MC's Eleven Muhammed Carim 44 162
5. Ebi's Boyz Ebrahim Ahmed 64 158
6. Zamram FC Faiyaz Mayet 48 158
7. Euro Herbly FC Hoosain Mayet 54 153
8. Real champions Riyad Loonat 51 153
9. Leyton Orient zubair kaka 40 144
10. Rafa'ellos ziyaad mayet 49 141
11. SWOOSH F.C Naseem Mayet 39 140
12. Fordsburg Lighties Bilal Coovadia 48 136
13. Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 29 116
14. Porn Stars azhar mohamed moola 44 111
15. ridszzz Ridwaan Mayet 36 105
16. dudz zahed DUDHIA 42 92
17. 213-GANGSTER-UNIT yusuf kola 32 90
18. zains zombies zain mayet 29 83
19. RAIHANS BOYS Zahier Moosa 33 81
20. Anzo's Stars ANEES MAYET 37 70
21. FAAIZ OZ EURO Faaiz Loonat 35 67
22. SuleimanAsvat Suleiman Asvat 29 61
23 F.C.VEHZERZ farid saloojee 28 51
24 F.C. Hazrats Yusuf Mohamed Rasool 36 32

THEATRE OF DREAMS

Who is the guy. Sir Ali Busby. Anyways he has mailed me to place this picture on the blog. This he says what awaits all the Liverpool Fans when they arrive at Old Trafford come this weekend

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

This weeks quote was sent to me in relation to the Jihad Post below. Its from a Liverpool Supporter.

"The Liverpool Victory will be so sweet for us and So Bitter for Utd that it will be in the Class of Gary Baily looking Sulky on a Bad Utd Night".-A pioneer from The Kop

Just a pointer to the Utd Fans or supporters Club. Please forward this to Gary Bailey.

"Gary When United are not screened Live and You are Covering another match Please try not to Give the Result Away Coz Wen you look sad We already Know the result and Whats the point of getting Dstv"-Kenny Dalglish The SA Version..

JIHAD: THE ABU'S vs ALI'S

*Def ABU="ANYONE BUT UTD"
*Def ALI="ANTI LIVERPOOL"

I was speaking to the chaps last night on the Big game this weekend. We were chatting on how big the Occasion is, Whats at stake, The Hopes, The dreams. But we came to one conclusion. ITS ALL ABOUT IZZET at the end of the day. Interviews have been sent out to the die hards from Both The Theatre Of Dreams and the Boys From The Kop. This ranks amongst the biggest. Its in the class of Real Madrid & Barcelona, River Plate & Boca Juniors, San Siro Derby, Chiefs vs Pirates, Iran vs Iraq........Lesco vs Real Lesco. Its big.

This time we are looking for the comments from the Die Hards.
There has been many famous incidents during the years that I have fond memories of. The Tootla Toppies outburst one Saturday Evening in Ackhalwayas over the Liverpool Utd Result. The Famous Oil Sump incident where a Utd die hard damaged a Oil Sump after Liverpool beat UTD,Collymore throwing out his TV. There are many heated ones as well. Like I said its all about IZZET at the end of it all. I mean even the Ackalwayas chow tastes different when Utd Lose.

THEATRE OF DREAMS

I was speaking to Hoosain last night, We were talking about a piece from Sir Alex fergusons Autobiography. "It was a Champions League Night in the San Siro(The year Utd won the treble). While the players were lining up in the tunnel Diego Simone began taunting Fergusons youngsters, Beckham in particular. He began making noises like a Red Indian and running up and down. Not showing any hint of keeping Silent. Then Peter Shmeichel walked in. Said Something in the tunnel and such was the impact of his presence that the Walls of the San Siro began to rumble."
Basically that is the tension before big games and as the phrase goes. Have You Got the Bottle For It. Such was the impact of such players that have the bottle for it
Utd I must admit are playing well. Like I always say, the more we hate them the better they perform.That Lightie Christiano Ronaldo is dangerous and I just have a feeling that Wayne Rooney will turn his season around. Im sure Utd will strategise around exploiting Liverpools woeful defense of Late. Whos the man thats tacticly sound, Ferguson or Benitez. On the Blog and around the Alis should line up as follows. I want big statements from the following Chaps

Moosa Dangor, Hoosain Mayet, Pops, Waseem Khan, Seth,Azee Moola, And all the other Utd Ali's

A staunch Man Utd Fan sent me this. He is my contact from the Man Utd Supporters Club-Right Hand Man to Abdulhay Mayet-God Father to Gary Baileys Kids-Once upon a time agent to Quinton Fortune and Financial Advisor to Bruce Grobelaar.

"It definitely all about IZZET.
In my years I have witnessed great encounters between the great Man Utd and that other club…… whats their name?..... you know the team we playing this weekend.
I remember great goals like the one from the King in the final. I also remember that MUGG Clayton Blackmore scoring against them. Even that Welshman Rush that played for your faggot team Juve manage to finally score in these IZZET encounters. My point being it’s the goals that counts. Nobody cares who played better on the day or the “if we had did this” or “if so and so was playing” or anything else. Its all about who wins.

I expect them to lift their game come Sinday. They always do against us. It wont be an easy game, I can assure you. Nevertheless I expect Man Utd to be TRIUMPHANT on the day..

The good thing is that judging how the fast hooks some of these Liverpool supporters these days the only consolation for them will be that Eid is just around the corner
Im sure you will agree with me on this blogger.

I must say Swoosh you got guts to predict a 2-0 win to them. Come Sunday you might just be the Mugg of the week.

Sir ALI Busby

FROM THE KOP END

I can only imagine standing in the Kop after a Liverpool victory over Utd. Thousands of hands in the air holding scarves and singing "You'l never walk alone" , The Bus coming through the gates of Anfield , The pride of wearing the Jersey. Cisse and the lads from the Kop, Now is the time to silence The Ali's once and for all. Its big for you owes.
Liverpools defense of late has been woeful. Benitez is under pressure for this one. But they have the firepower to dent Utd. I say Play bellamy. He's got the fire to burn the Muggs. But I'll leave the comments to the Die Hards. So is Crouch better than Wayne. Wayne Who!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want big comments from the likes of Djibrill Cisse (Y Bhamjee), Ebie Jay, Senior Vahzerz, Swaar, Afzee, Fis, Mombhai, Zee Mayet, Waseem Koor, Rashid Cassim, Ebie Loonat, Ismael London, Ibby London, Zaheer Talia, Naeem Fakir and all the other Liverpool Owes and Abu's around the world.
*Faheem Vahzerz-suspended, but we'l hear from him when his ban expires.................

So answer the call of Battle you owes. Every man that signs his name for a comment will be entered into a separate draw and win a Sublime Prize. Obviously the prize depends on whether he is part of the Abu's or Ali's

My prediction
Liverpool 2 Man Utd 0
And We will see Gary Baily Soomrells the Rest of the Day on Supersport

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

This was a good week for me regarding my Fantasy League Ambitions. More so however this week will undoubtedly be remembered for the two Chelsea Goalkeepers being knocked unconcious. Peter Chech could have lost his life and hence suffered a depressed fracture on his skull.
I thought Reading were extremely unlucky against Mourinho's so called invincible men. Chelsea were bloody lucky.
How was TiTi. Va Va Voom looked in sublime form. Arsenal were rampant and it was a much expected victory against Watford.
Wayne Rooney looks like he has finally got out of first gear and getting ready for the big one against Man Utd. There will be two individual posts of Theatre of Dreams & FROM THE KOP END this week. The second part of the war starts this week. Look out for the preview.
Liverpool this week were lucky to salvage a draw. I just knew Bellamy will score against his old lads but the goal Liverpool conceded was due to woeful defending again. Benitez better get his sides act together before the Jihad next week. Cisse the defense are in shambles.
In Europe rumours are rife that Ronaldinho is on his way to AC Milan soon because he is having a Tiff with Rijkaard. Anyways Ronaldee scored twice this weekend.
The man Riyad Loonat still wears his Madrid Top. Im tired of telling him how k$5k thay are. I met him im Mayfair Mosque on Saturday Night. I just said to him that You guys have made our Juve Owes K$K and Fabio Cannavaro is not the same man since he joined Madrid. Hell Madrid might even cost him the Fifa World Footballer of the Year Award. In Serie A Milan faltered and Inter finally went top.
Bergson how was the Gareth Barry strike. Sublime. Oh and Bergson What are your views on the Robinson Howler against Croatia.

But with Cahmpions League this week and the Jihad next week. The blog must now start to skit.

As for Faheem_Vahzerz and Extremist Badat, I have recieved your owes structured comments and apologies finally But You will just have to sit your suspension Out. Try a kleepah. Maybe it will work

swoosh

INTO THE RUFF

Im sure all you owes going to work this morning must have heard Joffes Maboi 94.7. You know I just dont know with the Paki Owes any more. Mohammed Asief & Shoaib Akthar have been sent home from the ICC Champions Trophy after being tested positive for performance Enhancing Drugs. Ok You know what lets give Shoaib the benefit of the doubt. He doesnt know who Floyd Landers is. I mean he probably wasnt even born when Ben Johnsen Got booted out of Seoul in the 88 Olympics. I mean Come on now, dont these MUGGS learn.
This obviously now puts a question mark on the career of the Worlds Fastest Bowler. All the opposition especially the Ozies will say he did it all because of JUICE.
Look maybe the man was spiked in the airport , Hotel, Framed who knows. Anything is Possible today. I am just disappointed that the man is sent home in this circumstances. Like Warne banned in the World Cup Il probably see Shoaib in the Palms next week getting a headstart for the Up and Coming Tour to SA, perhaps in the arms of a gorgeous blonde.

BREAKING NEWS

Last night I broke fast at my cousin Faaiz's House. After Iftaar I met Swaar. He made the following statement and said he is willing to Put his head on the block for this one. Here it is...........

"Ricardo Kaka has accepted Islam. And not the Kaka's in Fordsburg Brazilian Kaka, The baby faced Kaka"-quote:Swaar

Well at least he doesnt have to change his Name

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

FAHEEM_VAHZERZ & EXTREMIST BADAT have been Suspended from this Site.

After consulting with my advisers, their comments will only be published if it is constructive and relates to the topic at hand.


And No the roza hasnt got me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EURO 2008-WEDNESDAY ROUND UP

Its been touted as the GARY NEVILLE owngoal. The Worst Own Goal of all time. I seen it, it was a howler. On the whole it was a poor night for England. From after Iftaar I watched a bit of the first half and England were under the Kosh all the time. Im glad that McClaren got rid of Stuart Downing but a 3-5-2. Come On. Carrick and Parker were more like defensive midfielders. Rooney and Crouch were dead.
You right Azee they need to call Becks back. You can see his presence is missed. I mean the man may not have Flair BUT if he gets a few crosses on target and a few free kicks its a different story. I mean the lad has pulled England out of the S#$t TOO MANY A TIME.
Azee you are one of the Lions. Poor Performance. Well at least you owes still got the minnows like Estonia and MACEDONIA to get some points.

Italy left it late again against Georgia. De Rossi put the Italians ahead only for the Georgeans to equalise. Cam and Perotta sealed of and secured a nervy night. Poland beat Portugal and Well the rest of the big Guns managed to secure Wins.
So for the Fantasy League Owes, I think its time you drop Wayne Rooney. The man looks Kla. Its been said that Sven has destroyed Rooney by playing him alone up Front against Portugal. Rooneys passion and desire to suceed was just too great and playing alone up front made him try too hard hence the sending off. So Sven destroyed up Wayne Rooney just the way Pheeleep did with Naughty Boy Mokoena in France 1998

INTO THE RUFF-ICC CHAMPIONS TROPHY-BUILD UP

So our owes have touched down in India. And Gibbs has made the trip. I wonder what will happen to the MUGG. Nevertherless Ive been watching the standard bank series highlights of late, and If he emulates his performance in the record breaking one day, you know which one ,South Africa can hold their own. But I doubt they will make any impact in this ICC trophy. After Taraweeh I met some lighties from India in the bakery. The first thing I said to them was " To Saalawo boh maar pare. Something like that. They were dedicated and surprisingly enough replied to me in English. "VEE GOING TO F$%K THE BA#%ARDS UP THAT SIDE".
These owes love their cricket. I must agree India are a talented side and to play in India is even worse. Probably worse to play in Eden Gardens than serve a Chilla in Baram Banki.
I mean that oke Mahendra Singh Doni can klap a ball. Who do we have, that Bajyah Ashwell Prince. The Pakis are unpredictable as ever and I think if Sanjay Gupta is around or maybe even Saleem Malik these owes will be in another class altogether. Il have to put my money on the Ozzies. Hate them as we all do I think they are the only team that have the mettle and can stand up to India in their own backyard .
What are you owes predictions?

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Just thought we will forget about sports for a while........................
Hows the roza going guys. Just a thought for the day!!!!
Dont say I wasnt thinking of you okes

WHEN MICHAEL SHUMACHER WANTS A..............

For the First time in six years FERARRI'S engine has blown. This pic on you LHS was taken at Ebie Jays house last night. This cap was just lying there.

Ok Ok. Maybe it was the theory of the Kleepah. These days this Theory applies to everything. We all know Renault wants the Constructors Championship, so maybe they phoned Moggi , He pulled some strings, Foned Elijah from Holiday Inn, and got someone to pop the Ferarri engine FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 6 YEARS.

I didnt want the MUGG Alonso to win but Jay and Ferarri have dissapointed us dearly.
A v5 was seen huhn huhning around Select.
Now Shumi has to win and Alonso must not finish. Am I right?

I was talking to Montoya and a few other okes outside Waris last night. There was alot of Banter amongst the Guys. The Anti Shumi owes were saying that he is not a sportsman and that The second Renault owe will take Shumi out in Brazil.

But Jay. CAN IT BE DONE.?
WILL YOU OWES STEAL THE CHAMPIONSHIP OR MUST MOGGI PULL A STRING.
MAYBE ALONSO WILL WAKE UP AND FIND A KLEEPAH UNDERNEATH HIS PEELOW.

I want to hear what the FERARRI fans have to say and OF course what the ANTI SHUMI owes have to say

Q & A with Michael Schumacher
You have conceded the championship to Fernando Alonso. Will you not still be trying
everything in Brazil?
Of course we will try everything, but you cannot count on someone retiring. The first thing for
us to think about is the constructors' championship and we will have to see what we can do.

But if you win and Fernando Alonso retires then you can still be champion?
Yes, very hypothetically. But this is not really the way I want to go to Brazil. I would like to
fight for the championship on the track. I have no reason to be unhappy. We have won so
much together and there was so much good work done over the year. To lose the
championship now is life and I can live with it very well. I love the guys here. I don't see it as
anyone's fault. It is just circumstance.

You were seen shaking the hands of the mechanics. Were you telling them it was over?
You can only say that life exists and is full of ups and downs. We have done so many great
things together. After Canada no one believed in the championship but we kept it open until
almost the last moment. But the title for the drivers' is over now. I don't want to believe in me
winning and my opponent not scoring one point, or not finishing.
That is not the basis I want to go into the race with. But there is no reason to be too
disappointed with what we achieved this year. I have no hard feelings. That is what life is.
Sometimes it is sweet, sometimes it is not.

Do you really believe it is over?
This is what I say. I don't want to start a race believing and hoping that someone will retire.
That is not the basis I want to win the championship on.

So how do you approach Brazil?
I see it as my last race and I will do the best I can. I will be happy with whatever comes out at
the end.

What exactly happened on the 37th lap?
There was no engine any more and everything went up in smoke.

Were there any signs beforehand that there was a problem?
No.

What went through your mind when it happened?
You know it is a retirement, you know you lose 10 points and you know the consequences.
And you also know in the first moments that the championship was decided like this.

What did you say to the mechanics?
I was just thanking them. I really believe the championship is over, so I wanted to thank them
all personally. We know Fernando only needs one point and we know what a good driver he
is so it should not be a problem for him. We will go to Brazil giving the best we can but that
will be more for the constructors' championship.

What was the race like until that moment?
It went very much according to plan. We were quick at those moments that we wanted to be
quick and the result looking like it was going to go well.

How long do you think it will take you to get over the disappointment?
Not too long. As I have said, I can live very well with this. I tried everything I could this year,
and we all together tried everything we could. But in the end it didn't work out. That is it.

EURO 2008-ROUND UP

THREE LIONS ON A SHIRT

What the hell is Stuart Downing doing in the team. Come on Azee, you and the Govee should no better. This owe is now becoming what Darren Anderton was to Terry Venables. The owe is crap for crying out loud. A dismal draw against Macedonia at home and now a stern test against Croatia. These Muggs are asking for it now. On top of it all, Wayne Rooney still hasnt scored. But He shaved his beard. Maybe he scored somewhere else. I watched the highlights after Taraweeh. Some Shocking misses. England had to rap it up along time ago,

FORZA AZURRI
I TOLD YOU WE WILL PUNISH UKRAINE

Like I said earlier. What is a MUGG like Donadoni doing as Manager of the team. You see these okes dont learn. They take a great player without any coaching experience and throw him in. Look at Van Basten. he looked like a glamour boy wrapped in a tight shirt . Lucky its Ramdaan and no swearing.
Nevertherless three points is three points. Italy left it late but a Oddo Penalty and a brilliant Toni strike secured the 3 points.
Del and a host of other World Cup stars were back. Good to see Donadoni use his brains for once. Though no complacency must be carried into Tablisi against Georgia. What was even better was the Scots beat France 1-0

When Riyad Loonat doesnt phone, Then you know that either Spain or Madrid are playing s%^7. Arogones must go. The man has did nothing. Firstly he called Henry a Monkey, In the past 6 months he has left out Baraja, Vicente, Morientes & Raul. Spain wont qualify. These are Critical Managerial errors.
Good wins for the other big GUNNS and guess what.?
Bafana Bafana won 1-0

BEST OF THE BEST-MANAGER OF THE MONTH

Septembers Manager of the Month Competition was sponsored by Wits Underwear.
I spoke to the toppie and asked him to sponsor the trophy for the month of September.The rest of the trophies will be sponsored as well. So if anyone wants to sponsor the future Manager of the month trophies please email me at naseem@ mweb.co.za

As you know at Wits Underwear We stock Babywear + Acessories, Sleepwear, & Lingerie. From branded wear like La Senza, Triumph & Playtex, Avent, Nuk, Snookums, Little Earthlings, Jockey etc. So pull in I sorted many a owe out in my days for Valentines Day and Birthdays and stuff like that. I would have put an ad but the last time I did that It Caused alot of controversy. For all the owes that are gyming or getting buckled go check my brew at the Lenz Branch. I seen some lekker Jockey underwear and Vests. Last time he told me has the Jockey Body Armour Vests for sports. I just hope he wasnt thrilling.

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SO SEPTEMBERS BEST OF THE BEST MANAGER OF THE MONTH IS
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THE TOP 10 WERE AS FOLLOWS
1.luckyokes ridwaan patel 62 224
2 blue angels basheera loonat 50 219
3 Vodacom Cheetahs Suli G 43 203
4 Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 51 198
5 Biggy's Boys Moosa Dangor 48 197
6 Herbly Utd Hoosain Mayet 31 183
7 VEHZERZ F.C. farid saloojee 41 183
8 GALACTICOS suhail gani 27 182
9 Leyton Orient zubair kaka 28 179
10PORN STARS Azhar Mohamed Moola 34 169

So Ridwaan Please phone me on 082 581 0735 . I hap a trophy to present to you. And I would like to take a pic so the MUGGS can see the trophy was presented

Swoosh

THEORY OF THE KLEEPAH-PART DEUX

You see. I stated in my earlier posts that more people will follow Moggi. Its all about the Theory of teh Kleepah. First the Bung Enquiry AND NOW Inter president Massimo Moratti has given the kleepah.
This is what Moggi said

Moggi: Moratti Had Offered Me A Contract Contrary to what the Inter Patron is claiming, the former Juventus General Director once again declared that Moratti wanted him at Inter. Its called the Inter Espionage scandal.

Luciano Moggi is finally enjoying reading the newspapers as the main news are now concentrated on Inter's espionage scandal.'Lucky' Luciano is also expecting new revelations to becoming out in the upcoming weeks which will discredit those who stated they had nothing to do with Calciopoli."We both (Moggi and Giraudo) knew that those who weren't able to win hated us. We knew it, but that they would resort to such extremes to reach their target of eliminating us completely was something that we couldn't humanly guess."When asked about the contract offered to him by Moratti, which the latter totally denied, Moggi was adamant in his reply."I remind you, for the umpteenth time, that if Inter's Patron declares that between us there was never any agreement, I'm ready to show the contract he offered me," declared the former Juventus General Director.

This is what former Azurri International Christian Vieri had to say:
Christian Vieri is hoping that the story of the telephone interceptions is all invented as he cannot see why he would be spied on by someone he respected so much."I hope that the interceptions of President Moratti are not true."We must still verify everything with the lawyers. It's something not nice, which I did not expect."In those years I scored many goals for Inter, I don't understand the reason for something like this."

So a Kleepah is a Kleepah and We just waiting for Alex ferguson to put a Kleepah underneath his Peelo

FROM THE KOP END INTERACTIVE

VITALSTATISTICS:
NAME: FEROZ MOHAMED FIS
TEAM : LIVERPOOL
PROFILE: THIS MAN REPRESENTS LIVERPOOL AND THE KOP IN THE KAAP. WASEEM KHANS BEST MATE.

I know you and Waseem Khan are really dik, so I made sure that I timed the interview to follow his. I know when the blog just started you were one of the chaps to email me from Cape Town and say your say on behalf of the kop.

swoosh: How long have you been supporting Liverpool?
FIS : 20 YEARS

swoosh: Have you eva been to Anfield?
FIS: NO

swoosh: Is soccer as big in the Cape amongst the owes as it is here? Like you know the banter that goes on in Ackals etc. Does cell C Cavendish serve the pupose.?
FIS: Yes its just as big ,cell c cavendish is where all the koptalk gossip starts and never a day goes by without some critic coming in to say something .

swoosh: EVER SEEN A BEAUTIFUL CHIC IN A LIVERPOOL KIT IN CAVENDISH?
FIS : There are only beautiful chicks in Cavendish .chicks here have taste ,so they only wear Liverpool ,and cause im the kop king here ,they never walk alone

swoosh: Bet some hotties there. Imagine them in an Italian Top. Anyway its Ramadaan , back to the ball.Firstly what did you tyhink of your bra Waseems interview. This owe is definately an enemy to the kop.Hows the feeling When Liverpool punish them?
FIS: Hotties is mild ,its more like nandos extra hot ,u mean Italian woman in Liverpool kit .waseem khan is Liverpool public enemy no 1 …to punish utd is Always a great feeling ,words cannot describe it ,u just need to walk into to ackals after a match like that to rub salt in the wounds .

swoosh: Hows the feeling the other way around?
FIS: K#k ,Not a good day to be around me after that ,it’s a matter of pride when those to meet ,so I don’t like losing to them

swoosh: What do you think of UTDS AIG kit. Been a big talking point on the blog?
FIS: SORRY ,did you say scum;s aig kit ,I think the talking point was the chick wearing the kit ,not the kit itself ,if anyone was making a big woo haa about Scums aig kit ,they need to c a optometrists .chiefs kit looks nicer !

swoosh: What do you think of Liverpools signings this year?
FIS : GREAT ,Rafa has bought some good players who will show there full potential as the season progresses .

swoosh: Dirk Kuyt. This owe has some potential. He looks Good?
FIS : Great potential to be a kop king ,has great movement and good game intelligence .20 goals + come may

swoosh: I see Rafa has come in for some stick on the Blog. Is this punishment worthy? ur views
FIS : WELL ,critics will always have there say ,don’t think he deserves that at all ,he has changed the club for the better going forward .if you notice rafa he never
Gets involved in the mix ,like the pora ,or mad man and sir bubblegum .so I wouldn’t bother either as to what the critics say .

swoosh: What did you think of Souness. Do you know Torben Piecknik. Was he that Shit?
FIS : HE was a great player ,but we all know what he did as a manager .so my feelings towards him is neutral .dont know the bloke ,guess he was shit

swoosh: How was the feeling when you guys came back from three goals down to win the champions league final. did you phone Waseem Khan immediately and Give him Stick.?
FIS: Words cannot describe that feeling ,I get goose bumps when i watch it again still ,it was a PRICELESS moment .at half time I was down and out
But still had faith in my team ,I got calls from all over the country ,ackals even sms,d me saying free Milan specials for all Liverpool fans tomorrow.
Little did they realize there were 45 mins to go and 6 mins of madness ,6 mins that rocked Istanbul and shook the football world .even the greats
Like marradona said it sent shivers down there spine when the reds came back from the dead .extra time the pressure was building again as the players
Were tired ,but when dudek made the double save , I got the feeling BIG EARS was going home where it belonged ANFIELD. kojack got the
Call ,said we lucky ,but goes without saying jealousy makes you nasty .

swoosh: Waseem Khan mentioned the Cantona goal to sink you owes in the FA CUP. Do you think it was the white suits that Liverpool wore pre match that set the tone
FIS : That’s the only name in his vocabulary ,cantona ,no white suits had nothing to do with it ,ball is round simple has that ,can go either way .
You cant win them all .

swoosh: What Do you think of the Liverpool team of the decade?Guys wore the shirt with pride. They looked at the Anfield Gates with honour. Does it still exists
FIS :WELL history speaks for itself ,records are there forever now ,ANFIELD GATES will always be looked at with honour ,I don’t think there is One Liverpool player that can say they never wore the shirt with pride ,and it will always be there ,we have players that come to ANFIELD not for The money ,but for the passion of being part of LIVERPOOL FC .

swoosh: Rashid Cassim, Cisse, Ebie Jay and many owes from the Kop HAS INSISTED that this is the year Liverpool will win the PremierLeague?Do you agree
FIS : We have a good chance ,some good new players who could make the difference come may .so we will have to wait and C .

swoosh: Comment on Liverpools season thus far
FIS : Our home form has been good ,some great goals that can go as contenders for the season ,away form has been bad ,but we will improve .still early
Days to make judgement or point fingers .

swoosh: What do you think Chelsea, Arsenal and Man UTD'S chances are with their new signings. Chelsea has some Big Boys?
FIS : I think all three teams have good squads ,and some very good players ,but we can match them men for men ,money or no money .
We have shown Chelsea already in the charity shield ,we will show scum come 22 oct ,early eidie for kojack and ackals boys .and at the Emirates stadium ,I think with the wing players we have now ,it will make the difference .

swoosh: Now for the big one. Do you guys think you will F$%K mAN Utd up this year?
FIS : YES ,as I have mentioned early eidie for them .come may we will have more trophys in cabinet then them .

swoosh: Are you the ambassador of the ABUS in Cape Town (Abu-anyone but utd )
FIS: YIP ,im the king of the kop here ,so without a doubt .

swoosh: Rooney wont shave his daree until he scores. Who knows maybe Anelka told him to keep the beard during Ramadaan. What do you make of this
FIS: U mean shrek ,call him a Taliban shrek now ,sometimes all the money cannot buy you looks .ugly he will remain beard or no beard

swoosh: If I told you Alessandro Del Piero was coming to Anfield. What would you say?
FIS: No thanks ,if you look below his neck line he has a expiry date ,so I think serie b will be best for him.

swoosh: Lastly MR VIS. WHAT WOULD BE YOUR ALL TIME GREATEST LIVERPOOL X11?
FIS:
KING KENNY ,KEEGAN ,RUSH ,BARNES ,SOUNESS ,GERRARD ,OWEN ,FOWLER ,MACMANAMAN ,CARRAGER ,
JAMIE REDNAPP

swoosh: THANKS MY MAN. HOWS THE FAST. I know if I were there it wouldnt be the food that would make me struggle?Im interested to see what comments your bra will make
FIS : FAST IS GOING VERY FAST ,TRUST ME IN A MALL LIKE CAVENDISH FOOD IS THE LAST THING ON YOUR MIND WHICHS MAKES YOU STRUGGLE .
DON’T WORRY TO MUCH AS TO WHAT KOJACK MIGHT SAY ,I WOULD CALL IT GAAN WITH THE WIND .

KOPOUT
FIS

HASHIM BHAI

I must say that there is a huge element of Joy when Hash achieves something. Like I said I take my hat off to the man for being a role model for the Muslim Youth Today. And to add that with his achievements on and off the field makes him a man like we say it on the blog "IN A DIFFERENT CLASS". Below is an article relating to the Mutual & Federal Cricket awards.
WELL DONE HASH. WE ARE PROUD OF YOU.

Ntini becomes SA's leading man

South Africa's latest new ball combination, Makhaya Ntini and Dale Steyn, were fittingly rewarded on Tuesday night for their explosive conclusions to an otherwise mediocre season for the national side when they were named as two of the Mutual & Federal South African Cricket Annual's Cricketers of the Year.Ntini and Steyn were paired together for the three Test series against New Zealand at the end of last season, and their firepower enabled South Africa to secure that series 2-0 and thus put a glossy finish on an otherwise disappointing season - particularly in the Test arena in which they lost five of six Tests against Australia.

The three other recipients of the prestigious award made by the annual's editor Colin Bryden last night were wicketkeeper Mark Boucher, who was recognised for the third time, and Hashim Amla and Ashwell Prince, both first time recipients.Ntini became the first player to be recognised five times, having previously shared the record for the most nominations with current teammates Jacques Kallis and Shaun Pollock, and three former players, Clive Rice, Ken McEwan and Allan Donald, who were all rewarded on four occasions.
Boucher was recognised for the first time since 2000
The 29-year-old from Mdingi in the Eastern Cape richly deserves the recognition which goes alongside Mutual & Federal SA Cricketer of the Year Award he claimed earlier this year.He was by far the national side's outstanding performer during the difficult series against the Australians and claimed 28 wickets in five Tests.He also became the first South African to pick up back-to-back 10 wicket hauls and recorded the best figures by a South African bowler in a one-day international when he snagged 6/22 against the Aussies at Newlands.Boucher was recognised for the first time since 2000 for a season in which his gritty qualities were once again on display. He played one of the most important innings of his career when he made an unbeaten 50 to guide SA to victory in the '438' game at the Wanderers in March.Amla's career continued its upward trend as he marked his return to the South African team with a gutsy century in the second Test against the Kiwis at Newlands.He was also the only batsman to score over 1 000 runs in South African first-class cricket last season. Prince cemented his place in the national team with a determined century in Sydney.That knock elevated his status in the team and he became one of the senior members and was even handed the captaincy for the tour to Sri Lanka when Graeme Smith was forced to withdraw.

To all the cricket owes out there I always wanted to get views on the following questions
1. Why is Hash's technique critisised by the Superport owes?Do they have nothing better to do
2. Is Graeme Smith really fit to be our Captain and is he a good Captain?
3. Is Rudolph and Dippinaar really deserving of their places in the team?
4. Do you think South Africa Will perform in the ICC Champions trophy. I watched that Mahendra Singh Doni in the week and that owe will probably slaughter our owes in India?

SEPTEMBER COMPETITION WINNER

CONGRATULATIONS YUSUF BHAMJEE

YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE LTD EDITION WORLD CUP MINI BALL.
CISSE YOU ARE IN THE CLASS OF BENITEZ IN THE DUGOUT ON A MAGICAL EUROPEAN NIGHT.

PLEASE PHONE ME ON 082 581 0735 TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE
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For those who read the print on the top of the website it says that anyone that leaves a comment with their name and surname and nickname will be entered into the World Cup Draw.
Alternatively you can email naseem@mweb.co.za or sms "swoosh" to 082 581 0735

The October Issue is also a Mini Ball.

LEGEND THAT SHOOK THE BLOG

After recent posts have been inundated with wrestling comments I just had to put this weeks legend as one of the all time greatest legends. When I was a lity I had cassetes of this owe as well as all the Wrestlemania's. How could we forget Hulk Hogan, The 24 inch Pythons, The phrase "What you Gonna DO When Hulkamania runs WILD ON YOU". The man wrestled the great legends from Hillbilly Jim, Andre the Giant, Roddy Piper, King Kong Bundy, George the animal Steel, Iron Sheik, Nicoly Volkov etc. These guys were around probably before Faheem Vahzerz were born. Then he went into the era of Honky Tonk Man, Jake the SNAKE, The heart foundation, Hbk, Stone COLD and to the guys that are wrestling now. I must admit I prefer the old Guys. They had character. Remememeber Brutus The Barber Beefcake. He used to cut the owes hair off after the match. Jake the Snake and his Python Damien, Jimmy Hart the MOUTH OF THE SOUTH. THE ULLLTIMATE WARRRIOR. How could we forget Macho Man Randy Savage with the stars on his jockey in the company of the Lovely First Lady of Wrestling Miss Elizabeth, The British Bulldogs, Earthquake. Hogan entertaing the crowd in a packed MaDISON SQUARE GARDEN with his song I am a real American. Those were the days.I HARDLY KNOW WHATS HAPPENING THESE DAYS, BUT THIS POST IS FOR ALL THE WRESTLING FANS ON THE BLOG THAT HAVE BEEN INVADING THE SOCCER POSTS.

WHAT IS HAPPENING THESE DAYS. IS BATISTA STILL THE CHAMP

QUOTE OF THE FREAKIN DECADE

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

INTO THE RUFF

Richie Benaud was saying this morning that the ball tampering incident has been a blemish on the game of Cricket. I mean Darrel Hair asking for $500 000, always calling the Chuckers, Then the ball tampering incident. What makes it worst is that Inzi is cleared but still banned. What the hell is going on. The following was taken from Cric Info. Thanks again Azee. This post will serve as a launchpad to the ICC Champions trophy this month.

The following was taken from Cric Info
Inzamam cleared of ball tampering
Cricinfo staff
September 28, 2006
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A smiling Inzamam-ul-Haq leaves The Oval © Getty ImagesInzamam-ul-Haq has been cleared of charges of ball tampering after an ICC Code of Conduct hearing at The Oval, but has been found guilty of the charge of bringing the game into disrepute and banned for four ODIs. He said that he would not appeal against the ban.
"I have considered their evidence honestly and fairly given very carefully," Ranjan Madugalle, the senior ICC referee, explained. "My duty is to call and give my own judgment. On the second charge - bringing the game into disrepute by refusing to play - I find Mr Haq guilty in that on two occasions he led a protest against the umpires by failing to come on to the field of play at the relevant time. I take the view, subject of course to any further submissions Mr Gay [Inzamam's lawyer] may wish to make, this is a Level 3 charge - a ban of two or four Test matches and/or between four and eight one-day international matches.
"As to the appropriate penalty for the offence of bringing the game into disrepute, I am satisfied that this is a Level 3 matter. On two occasions he led a protest against the umpires. I have taken into account Mr. Haq's expression of regret and apology. I decide that Mr Haq should be banned for four one-day matches with immediate effect. What happened was unfortunate. It has taken time but the matter has been resolved now."
Inzamam himself told Pakistan TV: "The whole nation has supported our decision. This was a matter of respect for our team and country. We fought for what we thought was right. Team's reputation in the past hasn't been great and so this was important. It was important to register our protest becuase if we didn't then it wouldn't have gotten this far even and now it has been proved we are not guilty of ball tampering. This is a victory for Pakistan.
"I had an idea that I would face some sort of ban. This is the most lenient ban and I will not appeal against it."
"We are very satisfied," Shahriyar Khan, the PCB chairman, said as he left the ground. "We feel the whole process is very fair."
Abbas Zaidi, the PCB's director operations, told Cricinfo: "We have just been told that Inzamam and the Pakistan team have been acquitted of the ball tampering charges. This is excellent news for us as it vindicates our stance all along that we weren't guilty of ball tampering."

So what are your owes views on this.
Does Inzi still desrve to get a Ban?
Is this a victory for Pakistan in the ball tampering Saga?
Was Hair and the rest of the ICC all MUGGS of Note?

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

On Friday evening I stopped over at Rashid Cassim Sports and met the man Rash himself. We sat and spoke till about half an hour before Iftaar. This were the mans words

"We Will Win The Premier League This Year For Sure"
I will not argue with Rash as he predicted the Victory in Istanbul, The Italians World Cup Victory and this one remains to be seen.
Later on I met Djibrill Cisse. The mans words were
"Did You See Us Play". He too laid claim that 2006/2007 is the year that The Kop End will celebrate. On Saturday their dadas Bolton beat them 2-0. To the Boys from the KOP. Can we just list this as a K$%k day. What the hell Ebie Jay. Maybe the mood was sombre because they broke into Crouch'S House and stole the kleepah. Come on guys, just when it was getting safer to watch the Reds again you owes go an lose.

As for Man Utd, a very impressive display against a Newcastle team that has No Muggs. Like I always say that lightie Ronaldo is something else. McClaren is even trying to persuade Paul Scholes to join the England Set up Again. But Where was Rooney. Where was He?
I dont want to blow sunshine up their ass but the more we hate them the better they play.

As far as Chelsea goes I think Mourinho is going to get the boot soon. They showed their vulnerability again. Arsenal I thought will rip Charlton apart but the lad Van Persie scored a cracker of a second goal. The Toppie Wenger is on his Bicycle. Spurs look like they were back to winning ways and the size 14's of Kanu is the shoe size to have

Elsewhere Inter and Milan drew, So did Madrid. Juve won 2-1 in Serie B thanks to a brace from Trezeguet. Utd really missed out here.
Also Any owes looking for the Liverpool kit without the Carlsbourgh logo , They selling them at Rashid Cassim Sports
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FANTASY FOOTBALL GAMEWEEK 7

Once again after Liverpools impressive run I had banked on Gerard to give me some points but nothing prevailed. None of my guys scored except for Kanu. I see Moosa Dangor has been displaced on the top. Well done to the top three Luckyokes/Ridwaan Patel, Biggy's Boys/Moosa Dangor & Blue Angels/Basheera Loonat.
I see Herbly FC/Hoosain Mayet & Pops FC/Rias Ismail have made the dash to the top. However like Biggy said its a Marathon and not a sprint

1. luckyokes ridwaan patel 62 367
2.Biggy's Boys Moosa Dangor 46 365
3. blue angels basheera loonat 49 341
4. Fazaman FC mahmood akhalwayo 32 316
5. GALACTICOS suhail gani 25 313
6. Zumba Bumba's Yusuf Seth 31 302
7. Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 51 298
8. Herbly Utd Hoosain Mayet 31 296
9. PORN STARS Azhar Mohamed Moola 33 292
10. Vodacom Cheetahs Suli G 43 290
11. Leyton Orient zubair kaka 27 277
12. ammaar's armada zain mayet 42 276
13. FAAIZ OZ F.C Faaiz Loonat 32 273
14. MCFC Muhammed Carim 46 273
15. Dream team 11 yusuf kola 33 265
16. J BOYZ Yusuf Mayet 36 252
17. Conquistare Zaheer Joosub 35 244
18. Faheems Boys FAHEEM MAYET 36 241
19. Gaba's Galacticos Ziyad Gaba 40 240
20. SWOOSH F.C Naseem Mayet 30 239
21. Riyad Riyad Loonat 22 .232
22 Mpower II Muhammad Osmany 35 228
23. merchoes11 mohamed motala 46 227
24. Infiltrator Sir Ish Loonat 28 213
25. Ebi's Boyz Ebrahim Ahmed 19 208
26. Rafaello's ziyaad mayet 20 203
27. VEHZERZ F.C. farid saloojee 40 182
28. Swaar F.C Yousuf Kadwa 37 167
29. ridszzzzz Ridwaan Mayet 32 160
30. zamram Faiyaz Mayet 28 138
31. Sol22 Suleiman Asvat 23 123
32. Anzo's Stars ANEES MAYET 42 119

The Manager of the Month Award for September will be presented on Thursday

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