FISHING IN THE SUMMER

The Summer is creeping in. I was just talking to Cam the other day, telling him that wen the roza kicks in on Saturday afternoon, We should go to Oupa Fats, Throw in a few rods with brown bread and let the day pass. The owes were also talking about a big camping trip. Nothing like the owes, water in front , the smell of Braai and the dobertjie swaying in the wind. I know there must be some serious fisherman that follow my Blog. Ive heard of the Myth of Voondoo Barbers near the dam wall. Huge buggers almot the size of Sharks. Ive seen Big Barbers in my time, But as the corcocodile hunter used to say. Crikey. Have a go at this

THEATRE OF DREAMS-INTERACTIVE

VITALSTATISTICS
NAME: Waseem khan
Club: Manchester United
Status: Die Hard and the true enemy to the Kop

Im glad to have finally got an interview from one of the Die Hard Man Utd Owes that i know. I mean this man was in the thick of battle many a time and was always giving the Abus (anyone but utd) guys stick. I always had a weekly round up with him when he was at Gary's Track And Field. I just had to hear what this Utd Stalwart had to say!

swoosh: Waseem, Welcome to the Blog. Like I said I just have to hear your views this season. How Long have you been a Utd Fan?
wk : Since my dad scored the winning goal that conceived me.

swoosh: There has been alot of debate surrounding Sir Alex, About Wether the toppie has lost it or not. A fairly good start to the season. Whats Your Views?
wk : Fairly good , was the best start to any of their premiership seasons !!!! The loss to ARSENAL & the draw at READING has slighltly overshadowed this.
Fergie has been at the helm for a long time , & he always seems to pull one out of the bag. Maybe, experience does count.

swoosh: And your rival Rafa. Has he Lost the plot.
wk : Rafa is a great manager without any doubt. The POOL(Liverpool) started off with a slight hiccup , but they seem to be bouncing back. A good victory against spurs.

swoosh: Honestly , What are your Predictions for Utd This Year in the Champs League and Premiership?
wk : United were unlucky last season , but they’ve scored more in 1 game against celtic this season, than they did in the whole of last seasons champions league.
I think the boys could go all the way. WE had some crucial injuries last season , with the likes of scholes & heinze as well as solskjaer out.
United have always done well in the premiership,so I don’t think that this season will be any different

swoosh: Do you think the toppie Ferguson has made some good signings. I mean Carrick 18 million. If you ask me thats a waste?
The Liverpool owes were saying that the toppie Ferguson lost it wen he signed the likes of Kleberson, DJEMBA, Smith, veron AND a host of other Muggs.
wk : We all thought that rooney was way tooooooo much, but the wonderkid has been the best signing & money well spent if you ask me.
What do the Liverpool owes know, I mean they had SOUNESS signing THORBEN PIKNIK & THEN PAUL STEWART of spurs but to name a few.
Alan smith, a great acquisition for united. Juan Saba Veron great in ITALY , BUT the same with Liverpool signing FERNANDO MORIENTES (a great footballer , but just couldn’t do it in the English league).

swoosh :Are Chelsea beatable?
wk : My boys beat them last season, with a great goal from DARREN FLETCHER, &
This season middlesborough did it , so yes, they are definitely beatable.

swoosh : Now this is where it starts hotting up. You and Vis have been really close over the years. Do you think UTD will f$%k Liverpool up this year. What will be VIS reaction if you do.?
wk : VIS reaction will always be that of a f%^ing fish. He always goes deep sea when we trash LIVERPOOL.

swoosh : Arsenal have already beaten you guys, a draw with Reading. Any Comment.?
wk : I think it’s good to lose sometimes, it’ll bring the boys back to earth. Evry great team has been beaten.

swoosh :I know Utd were dominant in the 90's. I think without Peter Shmeichel and Roy Keane you owes wouldnt have been in that class?Do you think this is a void that cannot be filled.?
wk : Keano & the GREAT DANE were absolutely fantastic at their time in united. Just like we thought there would never be the likes of another GEORGE BEST , we have ROONEY. So , time will tell.

swoosh : What did you think of Quinton Fortune honestly?
wk : Cmon, SIR ALEX FERGUSON saw him as a talent & bought him. The guy was a good all round player. He filled all sort of positions & excelled in them. He was never given a set position to establish himself in. I think he’ll do well at BOLTON.
I think we need to start giving our south African boys some good , at least he played for the greatest club in the world….. no not bafana bafana

swoosh : Do you know Abdulhay Mayet?
wk :Heard about him

swoosh : Is it true that this toppie phones Ferguson before kick off? Am wk : not too sure, but have heard talk of it

swoosh : The Rooney/Ronaldo Spat at the World Cup. This could have been bad if the lightie Ronaldo left for Madrid. He is a class act. What is it With Wayne Rooney. ?
wk : Rooney & Ronaldo , the 2 greatest youngsters at the moment. How Liverpool would wish to have them

swoosh : What has been your best moment as a Utd Fan?
wk : Winning the champions league in the dying moments against bayern munich & cantona scoring the winner against the POOL in the FA CUP final.
Remember the commentator “ CANTONA , CANTONAAA , CANTONAAAAAAA”

swoosh : What has been your worst?
wk : NO REAL BAD MOMENTS , but always k@k when we lose to the POOL.

swoosh : Do you remember how much stick I gave you when Andy Cole sold you guys against West Ham and Single Handedly cost you guys the title. What a feeling for me?Wats ur views on the attack of Cole & York. I mean it worked wonders for you guys for a while
wk : It was a brilliant partnership without a doubt. The west ham gamewas just one of those days when you do everything right BUT score.

swoosh : What do you think of Man Utd AIG kit. Is it worst than Liverpools Arid Orange kit and Arsenals Maroon Centenary kit?
wk : I love the kit , think it’s stunning

swoosh : David Beckham, Van Nistelrooy. Should Ferguson have Sold Them. I mean Becks was Old TRAFFORD at heart?
wk : I think fergie made some mistakes in the past. Selling becks & stam was a huge mistake I think. Van nistelrooy will always be one of the greats at utd , but at 30 & to get 15 million pounds , I think was a good move by the toppie. I mean SAHA is in brilliant form.

swoosh : Have you ever seen Man Utd Live?
wk : Yes I have, when they were in SOUTH AFRICA

swoosh : The Treble. It can only happen to you guys. Score in the last minute of the biggest competition in the World. I can still picture Sammy Kuffour fisting the ground? How was that feeling. Down one minute and estatic the next?
wk : OH, what a feeling , I had the akahalwaya brothers home, watching the game , & we practically brought the house down. Still get goose bumps when I see the replays.

swoosh : Who was your greatest UTD PLayer to date?
wk : It has got to be MR ERIC CANTONA

swoosh : Keano. Wat a player. played with 200%. You think World Football will ever find a character quite like this?
wk : I DON’T THINK SO , it’s like saying will tennis ever have another Mcenroe

swoosh : If I were to tell you that Del Piero was coming to Old Trafford. What would be your reaction?
wk : I always admired DEL PIERO , but his over the hill now. So I’d tell you to keep him in serie B.

swoosh : What did you think of Italys victory in the World Cup.
wk : I think that they shoudn’t have gotten that penalty against the aussies.But they won , so well done to the AZZURI.

swoosh : You are fortunate Juve are not in the Champions League this year. We would have pumped you owes in the knockout stages? Remember how Del scored to shut you owes out the one year. Made Schmeical look ordinary?
wk : Mr Mayet , you are just like the f%^^ing LIVERPOOL oukes that have limited memory. REMEMBER when unite were down 2-0 to JUVE IN ITALY & the strike force of YORK & COLE with the inspirational ROY KEANE gave UNITED a 2-3
Victory. Oh & need I remind you that the great ZINEDINE ZIDANE was part of that side.

swoosh : Who do YOU THINK WAS/IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD?
wk : If you talking footballer , for me it’s got to be ZINEDINE ZIDANE.
I have never seen PELE play , but I heard that he was the greatest.

swoosh : Lastly if you had to pick your greatest Man uts x11. WHO WOULD THEY BE?
wk : Peter Schmeichel
Dennis Irwin
Jaap Stam
Steve Bruce
Gary Neville
Christiano Ronaldo
Roy Keane
Eric Cantona
Andrei Kanchelskis
Wayne Rooney
George Best

SWOOSH: Thanks Waseem kHAN . I CANT WAIT FOR THE LIVERPOOL SHOWDOWN this time around?
WK : Yeah good luck & thanks for having m

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCHDAY 2

CROUCHY YOU BEAUTY.
The guys from the Kop are indeed on song and smiling away. What a goal by the Lanky Man. I should say the Liverpool Band Wagon is on track. Cisse and the chaps must have been giving special duas for the Kop.
Also Dirk Kuyt seems influential. Although the defense was shocking to allow so much space for those two headers to beat Reyna , the trip to Turkey will definately be a whole different story for Gerard and Co. Remember when Alpay and Umit Devala and Company wanted to Rip the English in Istanbul. Alpay went even as far as mimmicking the slashing of his throat and jeering the English Guys in the Tunnel. Istanbul is a hectic Environment. But you know what they say three points is three points.

As for Man Utd. Wayne Rooney has failed to impress again. A good strike by Saha and an away win is always pivotal. But they in an easy group as always.

A good win for Chelsea, Bayern Munich, Valencia, Real Madrid ...Notable points were Van Nistelrooys brace. You see the thing about Van Nistelrooy is that he maybe a DRUK, but the chap gets you 20+ goals a season, Etos injury in Bremen, and Inter No matter how hard they will try they will never win and the DROG keeps going strong.

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FANTASY FOOTBALL

MATCHDAY 2

I must admit I am really njoying this Fantasy football. I found myself second on Tuesday Night and now 8th closely pursued by Jay and Hoosain.But I am 8th and they are 9 and 10. 8 comes first. But its tight. The Barcelona owes sold me. If Eto and Ronaldee scored I was away.
Anyway here is how the table shaped up after Matchday 2. But This table will change rapidly as the guys at the bottom are lurking with potential.
Thank you for the comment (Anonymous) on not making mention of the leaders. I apologise for being Selfish. But nevertherless the Dadas this week are Yusuf Seth in top spot, Ary Moosa in 2nd spot and at 3rd Our very own Swaar doing the business. It must be that Argentina Kit I tell you. Lets see what happens in Matchday 3

1. Jose's Wet Dream x1 Yusuf Seth 58 132
2. Kaalvoet Klonkies Ary Moosa 60 130
3. Swaar F.C Yusuf Kadwa 60 128
4. MC'S Eleven Muhammed Carim 77 118
5. Real Champions Riyad Loonat 47 116
6. Zamram FC Faiyaz Mayet 57 112
7. Leyton Area Zubair Kaka 42 108
8. Swoosh FC Naseem Mayet 42 105
9. Ebies Boys Ebrahm Ahmed 42 100
10. Euro Herbly FC Hoosain Mayet 59 99
11. Rafa'ellos Ziyaad Mayet 31 96
12. Fordsburg Lighties Bilal Coovadia 50 90
13. POPS FC Riaz Ismail 38 87
14. Ridszzzzz Ridwaan Mayet 32 77
15. Porn Stars Azhar Moola 41 73
16. 213-GANGSTER-UNIT Yusuf Kola 58 58
17. Zains Zombies Zain Mayet 37 54
18. Dudz Zahed Dudia 50 50
19. Raihans Boys Zahier Moosa 48 48
20. Anzo's Stars Anees Mayet 35 35
21. Suleiman Asvat Suleiman Asvat 32 32
22. FC Hazrats Yusuf Rasool 32 32
23. FAAIZ OZ EURO Faaiz Loonat 32 32
24. FC VEHZERZ Farid Saloojee 23 23

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Four days into Ramadaan and yes all we smokers look forward to that first guaai. Some owes have it after the meal , some owes have it after mosque hell some owes even have it before the kajoor.
After Mosque last night the owes were talking about some owe who wanted to give up smoking and thought of quitting. This was the quote

"“I smoke because I know I can give up, give me a puff”
-Annonymous
The person that gave me the quote was laughing so hard I did’nt get the name
Probably some kebaab

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FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE-BEST OF THE BEST

With Thierry Henry back I was at least boosted this week. However I will be dropping down the pecking order as I made some transfers and have some deductions. The Portsmouth MUGGS lost against Bolton and I was banking on Kanu. Moosa Dangor reclaims the top spot and the lad is being chased. With Champions League matchdays to look forward to tonight and tomorrow the table for the premieship is shaping up rather nicely

1. Biggy's Boys Moosa Dangor 64 319
2. luckyokes ridwaan patel 61 305
3. blue angels basheera loonat 46 292
4. GALACTICOS suhail gani 60 288
5. Fazaman FC mahmood akhalwayo 21 284
6. Zumba Bumba's Yusuf Seth 45 275
7. Herbly Utd Hoosain Mayet 52 265
8. PORN STARS Azhar Mohamed Moola 45 259
9. Leyton Orient zubair kaka 56 250
10. Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 52 247
11. Vodacom Cheetahs Suli G 53 247
12 .FAAIZ OZ F.C Faaiz Loonat 51 241
13. ammaar's armada zain mayet 34 234
14. Dream team 11 yusuf kola 53 232
15. MCFC Muhammed Carim 37 231
1.6 J BOYZ Yusuf Mayet 39 220
17 Gaba's Galacticos Ziyad Gaba 43 212
18. Riyad Riyad Loonat 47 210
19. Conquistare Zaheer Joosub 33 209
20. SWOOSH F.C Naseem Mayet 63 209
21. Faheems Boys FAHEEM MAYET 33 205
22. merchoes11 mohamed motala 41 197
23. Mpower II Muhammad Osmany 44 197
24. Ebi's Boyz Ebrahim Ahmed 52 193
25. Rafaello's ziyaad mayet 35 187
26. Infiltrator Sir Ish Loonat 44 185
27. VEHZERZ F.C. farid saloojee 50 142
28. Swaar F.C Yousuf Kadwa 43 130
29. ridszzzzz Ridwaan Mayet 28 128
30. zamram Faiyaz Mayet 62 118
31. Sol22 Suleiman Asvat 39 100
32. Anzo's Stars ANEES MAYET 50 77

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

Did you guys ever hear of a striker called Doyle. He plays for Reading and he scored the penalty in the remarkable draw against Man Utd. I must admit that the lightie Ronaldo has talent. Wayne Who? And to think after the Rooney/Ronaldo Scuffle in the World Cup they were going to let him go. Like I said the Utd bandwagon has to slow down. And Reading of all teams put them in the Perishan.

After all the comotion on the previous post on the BlOG wether Rafa has lost the plot seemed to have changed things for the Boys from the Kop. Finally the inconsistency seems to be going. I hope. This chap Dirk kuyt. He seems to be a BUY for Benitez. The lad works hard and doesnt wait for things to come to him, he makes them Happen. Finally the Kop has something to smile about in Ramadaan. Bergson what did Cisse SAY?

The owes were all lambasting Shevchenko last night. What has he done for Chelsea thus far. Can you put this guy in the Fantasy league team. First of all can he last the pace in the Premiership. I got a feeling he will go back to Italy next year. Mourinhos men however had Lamapard to thank.

Shoo Shoo Ti Ti. I put the man in my Fantasy League team and Good to Have you Back Thierry. And at least Gallas didnt score an own Goal for his Club.

In Europe Juve won 4-0 with Del & Trezeguet scoring the goals. Even with the victory they are now 17 points behind the leaders. Real Madrid seem to have got their woes out of the way.

On a local Front, Ersnt Middendorp a victim to many because of his horrendous accent during the World Cup seems to be cutting it fine. Thats why the Chiefs MUGGS started throwing the seats as misiles. But not to worry for any fears for the World Cup as CHIEFS are Larger Than BAFANA.
But Middendorp is likely to get the boot. To Me the Mugg is just another foreign Big Talker. A guy like Ratan from Bluebells or Vina from Swaraj will probably do a better job then Ernst

THEORY OF THE CLEEPAH

DEFINITION: A man goes to the cable car. He doesnt want to stand in the que. What does he do! He gives the guard a cleepah.(R100)
2. Man goes to Ackhals on a busy Saturday Night. Wat does he DO. He gives the car guard and says check nice my man.

Like i said that is what Moggi Did? I said earlier there will be more to follow. Look at all the b#$%ards getting nailed in the BUNG ENQUIRY.
Sam Alladyce a prospected England Coach. This morning on 94.7 a referee was on the take between STARS and AJAX Cape Town in 2004...source (Joffes MABOI)

Zak was a victim of the kleepah, Floyd Landers, Jan Ulrich. Why arent the bas#@rds Bolton thrown into the confernce league.

Juve have 17 points docked. Call me bias. We were hard done by. I mean Hansie, Sanjay Gupta, This blog is oo small for all the names.

One word for all you Anti Juve Sceptics.
When you go to Food Joint and use the theory of the Cleepah You should stand at the back of the que for the next ten years or get demoted to eating Chicken Licken before you can be worthy of eating Ackals.

My point. Everybody is doing it and everybody will be doing it. Mark my words there will be big names falling in the future.

The other day on 94.7 a whole spanish contingent have been caught cheating. Footballers, Tennis Players, Athletes. source: (Sports Joffes MABOI)

NOW THAT THE BUNG INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING IT PROVES THAT LUCIANO MOGGI INDEED HAS A HUGE FOLLOWING AND JUVE ARE JUST THE AL QAEEDAH OF THE WORLD.

JUST BLAME JUVE I SAY. LETS PUNISH THEM SO NO ONE ELSE WILL DO IT.

This post just simply says that I am hurting that Juventus are not in the Champions League and the first time i decide to play the fantasy league there are no Juve Players to pick from.

The comments Id like to hear.
Do you agree that everybody is involved regarding the theory of the cleepah?. From Top Brass Management and officials to players.
What are your owes views on the new BUNG enquiry?

MUGG OF THE WEEK

With all the banter surrounding the Liverpool vs Man Utd Post it is evident who our MUGG OF THE WEEK ought to be.
Phil Thompson once said (Dont quote me) "When a owe back in he day pulled in with the team bus and saw the Gates of Anfield & "You will never walk alone sprawled on the top" He wore the Jersey with pride. I mean there were greats like Dalglish, Souness, Rush, Thompson, Kennedy Bru's, Whealan, McDermott, Toshack, Keehan, Hughes............................ Shankley , The Boffet was the the best Boffet I have ever seen......(Emlyn Hughes on the food after a post match function). Paisley. These okies built and formed an Empire ................AND THEN CAME GRAEME SOUNESS & F%^KED IT ALL UP.
The man sold the quality and brought in the crap. I agree with the okes comments. He is no Benitez. He is in a different class.
Julian Dicks, Torben Piechniek(The man that took the brunt for Souness as a previous MUGG), Paul Stuart, David Burrows.............Were there any more. I cant go on. All I know he almost single handedly took a great iconic team to the kabr..........BY HIMSELF
GRAEME SOUNESS IS THE MUGG OF THE WEEK

LEGENDS THAT SHOOK THE BLOG

PAUL GASCOIGNE-THE BOY THAT BECAME A MAN

The biggest footballing icon in England before David Beckham. Gazza was indeed a cut above the rest. I was on a flight to Heathrow during Euro 96. I remember the plane anouncing the score and talking about Gaza's wonder goal in Englands 2-0 victory over Scotland. Later on all the Englishman were sporting that peroxide look. How can we not forget his famous burst into tears when yellow carded against Germany in Italia 90. I still remember Lineker gesturing to the English Bench that Gaza has broken down. His emotional outburst when Hoddle deemed him to pudgy and fat and left him out of the English Squad to France 98. Yes the lad was skillfull and I know there will be some owes that will lambast me in saying the man does not deserve to be a legend on the Blog. Some will say he was a footballer from the scum. Yet some will remember him for the injury he suffered in the FA Cup against Notts Forest. I mean for f$%ks sake even our owes (Bafana) have a piece of Gaza History. LEENDAH MARCEDEEZ BENZ BUTHELEZI took Gaza Out. Trust our owes. Look no one told Gaza that the old 230 E's bafana bafana spec Mercs were strong. However Gaza gets my vote as a LEGEND THAT SHOOK THE BLOG

FROM THE KOP END-WAT MUST DO

I just had to launch this post and single out the current situation on hand because the owes from the Kop Have all of sudden lost their voice & The Lightie Faheem Vahzerz has taken alot of stick by standing up for his Beloved Liverpool. This now is also a good opportunity for the United owes to dish out.
In the beginning, The Boys were full of smiles and optimism. Alot of bragging was done about the new signings, Bellamy, Penant, Gonzalez and the other MUGGS. But would you agree that the wheels seem to be coming off. I was with some Anti Liverpool Owes the other day and they were sticking it in to Scouzers (*their term). They hailed Benitez as a man that just signs and blasts owes. They even went to the extent of saying that Benitez Is a Souness Time BOMB waiting to explode.

The guys from the Kop however said that in the last 5 years they have captured the treble, FA CUP, and Champions League. A great feat I must say. Then the Utd owes went further by saying They havent captured a league title in ????????years.

I need these qustions to be answered.
As I stated earlier, Are The Wheels Coming Off?
Is Benitez cracking?
Why the f$%k did he leave Gerard & Crouch on the Bench against PSV?
Has the signings been shite?

Or from a UTD PERSPECTIVE.
Are they just lucky as usual?
Maybe we have to admit the Toppie Ferguson still Got It?
Have they had an easier road than Liverpool

Also this post will embark as the first battle of LIVERPOOL VS Man Utd on the Blog. I open the floor to all the Die Hards to say your say. "Sons OF THE KOP , I am William Wallace" get my drift.
I expect big things from the likes of Azee, Djibril, Mombhai, Ebie J, Hoosain, Freds, Swaar, Faheem Vahzerz, Zee mayet, SETH, Berlaal Punisher
Come to the Party Gentleman and ladies if there are any!!!!!!!!!!!!
Show your colors
I JUST HAD TO PUT YEATERDAYS BABE OF THE WEEK IN
KEELY HAZEL (censored form) to cool the owes down
Who said UTDS AIG kit is Shi*te

I know with the year ending, may of you owes/chics will be looking for accomodation, perhaps for first years next year or maybe campus guys looking for a move. I just thought this will assist anyone in the need.

1) 2 Bedroom Flat, open plan kitchen and lounge. Kitchen is outfitted with stove and kitchen units, main bedroom has built in cupboards. Rental R 3 200.00, excl Water and Lights, pik it up services. Secure parking and environment. No. 18 Quinn Street, Newtown. Contact Poppy 083-753-1869. View by Appointment. Occupation 01 October 2006.

2) Flat to Rent, 1 Bedroom, Lounge, Bathroom and Fully Furnished Kitchen, Secure parking. College Street Mayfair. Contact: Poppy 083-753-1869. View by Appointment. Occupation 01 October 2006. Rental R 2 300.00 excl utilities.

Possibly Poppy is the contact person for this one as well.

COMPETITION

A friend of mines has sent me this competition to win some lekker prizes.

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closing date 27 October 2006

Thanks YV for the info. I hope I win it. Could do with Some Mags.

SOCCER ROUND UP

I am out with the gastric bug at the moment. F(*K ASS. But what can you do.I am so happy this week because,Yes You guessed it . Man Utd lost and Juve won. Goals from Trezeguet and Del ensured a 2-1 victory over Vicenza
I watched the Utd game with my cousin Faaiz OZ and Swaar. The whole 80 minutes was condusive of the swearing and Pasing that we gave Adebayor... and then The Mugg scored. Once again Utd got what they deserved by conceding in the last 5 minutes. Like I said , they have done that to so many teams in the past. Well done Arsenal, It was just a matter of time before the UTD Muggs f$%ked up.. Now we can revel in their loss of form.
FROM THE KOP END Im not saying anything. I just want these questions answered.
WHAT IS GOING WRONG? WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? HAVE THE WHEELS COME OFF?
Please Djibril, Ebie J, Freds and the rest of you guys. Answer the questions. There is no need to do a post mortem about the game. What the f4%k has gone wrong with you owes. Come on the displays are becoming to inconsistent. Is it the new signings that are not performing....Im stopping now... Chelsea have knocked over their Daddas for once. I mean you guys let the DROG of all owes score.............Come On.
Spurs drew. Begson you owes are halting the momentum. These are the results that have to go your way once the big Gunns come along...
In Italy, Milan & Roma won, and Inter drew. With all their new signings Inter wont win the scudetto this year. Even with the loss of Juve and the best side on paper. They will never. The last time these okes had their glory years was when they had the trio of Klinsman, Mattheas and Brheme.
In Spain finally Riyaad Loonat ohoned me after their victory in the Bernabeau. Becks got the second by the way and apparantly he has ruled out a move to the Premiership because he could never face UTD...........

Barcelona . No need commenting here.

THAT WAS THE WEEKEND. Two big onesdown. But please will the Guys from the KOP END RESPOND!!!!!!!

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE-FANTASY FOOTBALL

MATCHDAY 1

As I said earlier the Madrid Owes Sold me this week. And I had Cassilas as keeper on top of it all. I see more owes are joining. WHAT A THING RIGHT!.
Anyways we have extended the deadline to 15 September for the Premier League and 30 September for the Champions League.

I have also finalised the Prize Scenario as follows.

PREMIER LEAGUE:
Winner takes the loot, ie R50 X amount of players. Of this amount A portion will be taken to buy a Waterford Crystal Trophy engraved with The Champion.
Also I have arranged the Manager of the Month to recieve a small trophy that will be sponsored by someone

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE:
Winner takes the loot, ie R50 X amount of players. Of this amount A portion will be taken to buy a Waterford Crystal Trophy engraved with The Champion.
Also I have arranged The Manager of the Group Phase to recieve a small trophy that will be sponsored by someone

AFTER THE CUT OF DATES ANYONE NEW OR ANYONE THAT DOESNT WANT TO PAY WILL BE EXCLUDED FROM THE BEST OF THE BEST LEAGUE.

THIS IS THE LOG AFTER MATCHDAY 1

SETH is the leader. Seth you se Lucky you only have two Manu Utd Muggs, other wise you would have plumeted down the table. If Juve were in Del and Buffon were my automatic choices.
It was a good matchday for me as I f%$$ed up two Big Boys in Hoosain & J.
Azee , JCD (Jean Claude Dajville) doesnt mean he represents the bastard he will give you points. As for Riyad even a sh'% Madrid performance puts you second. I told you, you are i the Class of Del Bosque in the dugout of the Bernabeu. Swaar, must be the kit and what was written on it that got you third.

1. Jose's Wet Dream XI Yusuf Seth 78 78
2. Real champions Riyad Loonat 77 77
3. Swaar F.C Yousuf Kadwa 74 74
4. Leyton Orient zubair kaka 70 70
5. Kaalvoet Klonkies Ary Moosa 67 67
6. Rafa'ellos ziyaad mayet 65 65
6. Zamram FC Faiyaz Mayet 65 65
8. SWOOSH F.C Naseem Mayet 62 62
9. Ebi's Boyz Ebrahim Ahmed 60 60
10. Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 49 49
11 ridszzz Ridwaan Mayet 47 47
12. MC's Eleven Muhammed Carim 41 41
13 Euro Herbly FC Hoosain Mayet 37 37
13 Porn Stars azhar mohamed moola 37 37
15 zains zombies zain mayet 17 17

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The Code is: 14034-13154

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

I knew a owe who was going through a real bad patch, I mean really rough. Everything was just going wrong. So one night he was naked and wrapped himself in Toilet Paper.(Just Toilet Paper) A buddy walked in and asked What the F$%k ARE YOU DOING?. To which he replied.

"I AM FEELING COLD. (Pause) ....I am in The Fucken Dumper. "....
I am in the Class Of John Ritter in Skin Deep"-Anonymous

(*This quote is significant to the times and is a true story. All the quotes are actual live events and Youngsters reading this blog. PLEASE DONT TRY THIS AT HOME. )

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ROUND UP

MATCHDAY 1

Man Utd almost made a hash of it at Old Trafford. A place where European Nights are special. But like I said the more the peoples Nazr the more luckier they get. But give the toppie Ferguson Credit. He seems to have a feel for big games. SAHA. Is this man a good player or is he S$%t

Riyad Loonat....Now this man phones me before kick off like a........ dikk ding. After the game I have to yearn for talk time. Come on Riyad. With a rejuvenated team I expected a better result. These MUGGS sold me in my fantasy league team. What is wrong?? Dont you think they need Del Bosque back. I mean he was a toppie that could control the Galacticos like no one else. All these other bast#4ds are Galactico's themselves. The Toppie was like Baadjie Nana. He commanded respect in the area.

As for Liverpool, How the f*(k did Benitez leave Gerard and Crouch out for the first game. Besides that they were pathetic. There has been many debate about the lads up front. Many Critics have said that they lack service. But again Liverpool should have pressed for a result.... .Lets not talk about the merseyside Derby.

Like I said the Toppie Arsene has something special. They again proved their strength away from home. Class performance. Equally impressive were Bayern,Milan etc. Barcelona still seem unstopable.

Its still early days but I am sure there will be some shock results on the way.

FROM THE KOP END-You owes need to start being in the Perishaans.

SHUMACHER-MUGG OR LEGEND

Its going to be Ramadaan soon and Lenz will once again play host to many drivers using JET FUEL Only. It is indeed a phenomina. Last year I went to Upper Crust Bakery and before Iftaar I ended up at the Robot. I just pressed the accelerator and the lity next to me wanted to race. Im slow so he left me in my wake. The only thing I could see was a sticker on his window. It said Jet Fuel only. Anyways thats beside the point.

When Michael wants something he Wants it, even if it is a drink. In my crew there is a Shumi, Montaya, Barichello. These owes were drivers and I felt safe on all our Cape Trips. But the BMW owes were always lambasting the Ferarri Owes. Look Im not big on Formula One. I just like the clothing and CARS. Shumi is a class driver and those that saw the Grand Prix on Sunday will bear testiment to that. However he has always been involved in Controversy in the past. Shumi arrived on the scene when Senna was King. He paid homage to Senna. Look he was involved in a lot of skirmishes and controversy.This MUGG Alonso just pitches up and says the following(NEWS 24.COM)

SHUMACHER WAS WORSE THAN ZIZOU

Madrid - Reigning world champion Fernando Alonso believes that for all his talent, German championship rival Michael Schumacher has been the most unsporting driver in the history of Formula One.
Schumacher announced his end-of-season retirement after his victory in the Monza Grand Prix in Italy on Sunday, but not before reducing his deficit on the Spaniard to just two points with three races remaining.
It means Schumacher is now in contention for an eighth world title - however that has failed to impress Renault driver Alonso.
Schumacher's critics talk of his questionable racing ethics, and purists argue that the German should not be included in the pantheon of greatest racing drivers alongside Juan Manuel Fangio of Argentina, Scotland's Jim Clark or Englishman Stirling Moss.
And Alonso, who had a disastrous weekend of racing at Monza, was keen to join those who have often questioned the less sporting aspects of the 37-year-old German's statistically impressive career.
"He's been the most penalised and is the most unsporting driver in the history of Formula One," Alonso said in daily sports paper Marca on Tuesday.
Alonso even claimed that French football legend Zinedine Zidane, who capped his retirement from football with an audacious World Cup final head-butt on Italian rival Marco Materrazzi, had gone out with more glory.
"Despite his head-butt, Zidane even left with more glory," added Alonso.
In Saturday's qualifying Alonso was relegated from fifth to tenth on the grid for an infringement which Renault contested vehemently, and he then failed to finish the race on Sunday when his engine blew.
Alonso now only has races in China, Japan and Brazil, the season-ender on October 22, to defend his title against Schumacher.
The Spaniard did give his German rival some credit, however.
"He's been the best driver in the sport, and competing against him has been an honour," said Alonso.

So what are the views on Shumacher. Is he the Greatest, Was he the Greatest. Was he better than Jodi Shector. Will he ice the cake with the Championship Victory.
Is Shumacher a Mugg or a Champion

I think when Michael wants a drink he should Get It

This Post is also a tribute to the Ferarri Man Himself. This man was a driver in my time.
He is a big Shumi Fan and with Michael behind the wheel he pulled us through the Gunstons, Cape Towns , Saturday Nights IN SUBLIME STYLE
WELL DONE EBIE J ON THE VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!1

FORZA FERARRI

FANTASY LEAGUE-CODE

THIS IS THE CODE FOR THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FANTASY LEAGUE

register at http://en.uclfantasy.uefa.com. Once you have logged in and entered your team, click on the 'Leagues' link you can find at the the top of the page. Now enter the code 14034-13154 to join the private league. Enjoy the game.

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP

PREMIERSHIP ROUND UP

I watched the Liverpool game at Nescafe with Azee & Arsene. As I said another inconsistent display. Another woeful display. Defensively they were shocking. The Utd Lad said that Benitez is a Souness in the making. What has he bought? He just buys and sells all the time. Benitez does not know what he is doing? Gawie on the other hand a renouned statistician said a certain referee had awarded Man Utd dubious decisions and 14 points they earned leat year were not deserved.. Apart from the banter the Liverpool guys were pi$$$d. Cisse dint phone, Ebie Jay pinned his fantasy league hopes on the MUGGS and if it wasnt for Shumachers victory he would be in sakraat.. I didnt even hear from the rest of the MUGGS.

Chelsea, like i said .................... We didnt expect any less. Arsenal. The Toppie Arsene just cant seem to be getting it right. There is some jinx in that EMIRATES stadium. Henry is probably thinking he should have f&*(ed off. Ashley Cole is slandering his old team. F$$ken MUGG. His head is gone too big.

Bergson, Come on Now. You guys were unlucky. I think the more the ABU'S hate UTD, THE MORE THEY PLAY.
(ABU-Anyone but UTD.)
I really thought Spurs had it in them to steal a victory. They are now 4 out of 4. I walked in to buy guaais yeaterday in a PAAN SHOP in Lenz. I heard one toppie cussing and cursing on how f%c#en lucky Utd were against Spurs and Watford. The man was fuming.

You see Van Nistelrooy maybe a druk, but the man bags you 20+ a season. He did that for Madrid and Eto did it for Barcelona.

In Serie A all the big GUNS won which takes us to Serie B. Juve fu$ken drew their first game and things are looking really bleak. But we will soldier on...............

swoosh

FANTASY LEAGUE BEST OF THE BEST

ROUND 4

My owes sold me again. With Liverpools woeful display on the weekend and the non Utd Teams loss of form I didnt evn make an impact on the standings. Moosa Dangor is still the dada followed by Basheera Loonat (My cousin from Durban) IN SECOND SPOT. But a rapid climber is POPS FC. He started late and is already in eleventh place. Well Done Pops.
Dont forget to enter the Champions League Fantasy Best of the Best.

Here are the standings so far:


1. Biggy's Boys Moosa Dangor 49 219
2. blue angels basheera loonat 72 195
3. Zumba Bumba's Yusuf Seth 44 187
4. luckyokes ridwaan patel 43 186
5. GALACTICOS suhail gani 52 185
6. Fazaman FC mahmood akhalwayo 33 184
7. PORN STARS Azhar Mohamed Moola 45 169
8 ammaar's armada zain mayet 44 168
9. Herbly Utd Hoosain Mayet 49 162
10. J BOYZ Yusuf Mayet 44 158
11. Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 54 154
12. Leyton Orient zubair kaka 54 153
13. MCFC Muhammed Carim 40 153
14. FAAIZ OZ F.C Faaiz Loonat 30 141
15. Conquistare Zaheer Joosub 36 136
16. Riyad Riyad Loonat 32 135
17. Gaba's Galacticos Ziyad Gaba 40 131
18. SWOOSH F.C Naseem Mayet 35 130
19. Vodacom Cheetahs Suli G 41 128
20. Faheems Boys FAHEEM MAYET 39 120
21. Rafaello's ziyaad mayet 29 108
22. merchoes11 mohamed motala 31 106
23. Mpower II Muhammad Osmany 26 104
24 Infiltrator Sir Ish Loonat 52 100
25 Ebi's Boyz Ebrahim Ahmed 32 97
26 Swaar F.C Yousuf Kadwa 48 48
27. ridszzzzz Ridwaan Mayet 37 37
28. VEHZERZ F.C. farid saloojee 27 27
29 Sol22 Suleiman Asvat 23 23

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE-FANTASY FOOTBALL

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FANTASY FOOTBALL CHALLENGE -
BEST OF THE BEST

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IS CROUCH BETTER THAN ROONEY

I just had to put this post up. On the blog in recent weeks the following had become very debatable. Is Wayne Rooney BETTER THAN Peter Crouch.? The Liverpool Fans actually believe this is so. What are your views. Regarding Wayne Rooney I admit the boy has talent, But he is a Thug. He has been involved in numerous incidents and I thnk his sending off in the World Cup Final was detrimental to Englands Hopes. Also the hype that was created about him before the World Cup. Yes I admit that he was injured, But we seen f$%kall from him. Speaking about incidents the following comes from Soccernet.com

"Wayne Rooney was involved in an altercation with fellow Premiership star Michael Gray in a plush Manchester restaurant on Saturday night.

The 20-year-old Manchester United striker was with fiancee Coleen McLoughlin and three other couples, all long-standing close friends of the pair, at the Panacea restaurant, when Gray, himself capped three times by England in 1999, wandered over, apparently under the influence of alcohol.
The footballers exchanged words before it is alleged Rooney, while still seated, punched Gray, giving the player, who is now at Blackburn, a black eye.
'Wayne and Coleen were enjoying a night out with three other couples and were having a quiet dinner when Michael came up to their table uninvited,' said a spokesman for the striker.
'Michael then began making a number of remarks which were offensive to Coleen and Wayne's other female guests.
'Several times, Wayne asked Michael to leave. It was a brief incident and as far as Wayne is concerned, he bears no ill-feeling towards Michael.'
The incident comes at a time when the former Everton star is currently suspended from club duty and has only just completed an international ban for his dismissal during England's World Cup quarter-final defeat to Portugal.
The negative headlines are the last thing Rooney needed, given he has worked hard to try to curb the excesses of temper he has admitted in the past have caused him problems.
Yet given the provocation involved Saturday's incident, Rooney is unlikely to face any internal action from his club, while it is understood Gray has offered a full version of events to Blackburn boss Mark Hughes. "

So is Peter Crouch better than Wayne Rooney?

MUGG/PHLUM OF THE WEEK

. Amidst all the controversy that is being generated from the post "In To The Ruff" it had to come from Cricket. Now let me tell you, let a owe cause a little "shit" and our owes will take the Owe to the cleaners. This has actually led me to form a new post called "Memorable Sporting Momements of the Week". But well ge't to that later. Due to requests on this site and via my email I have decided to give the award to Darrell Hair. Now this bas$%rd is a bazzler (* def: a owe that is bazzling, puzzled, trickster)
Let us not forget how he f%#ken blatantly sold us in the one series Down Under. Then he bacame known as the LBW man. Then after he started selling SA, he started selling Pakistan. He is known for no-balling Muralli. I knew a chic who knew Murali. She asked him if he is a Chucker. He said If his eyes coudnt convince Darrel Hair Then Wot KAN!!
And now he f45k#n wants half a million dollars. This guy is the MUGG OF THE WEEK.
Do you guys think Inzi was right. What comes first principal or sport in this case?
Was Hair just being a d$5s?
The Ozzies seemed to have supported him.?
Is ball tampering an art form? Id like to know.............................
Why does the MUGG want $500 ooo ?

FORZA AZURRI-WE WILL WAIT FOR THEM IN ROME

I must admit it was a woeful performance last night. Before I start getting lambasted for being baised again, Credit to the French. Farouk Ribery was outstanding.
However one must remember that Seria A hasnt even started yet and you could see that the players were not Match Fit. Gigi Buffon was a shade of what he was during the World Cup. A host of other big name players were the same. The Other leagues have been well under way.
Its reason to be in the Perishaans I think because this is a group with no MUGGS and now we have made life Difficult. I plan on going to the Euro Champs and now look how these bast$%$are playing.

Donadoni, I said yesterday. He doesnt have what it takes. You can see that their is no team spirit the way Lippi Had it. How could you leave De Rossi on the bench. The lightie is a World Cup Winner and good in the air. Then He only makes one Sub after 70 odd minutes. He had to take Cassano off at half time. What is he up too. No Totti, Toni, Del, Iquinta
Nevertherless Im sure I will have to endure the backlash. But Remember we beat France where it counts. We are the f&*king World Champions. So all you Anti Italian Muggs can go take a hike. I am still basking in the World Cup Glory and I will for 4 years to come.

After 80 minutes I coudnt watch anymore and left the building........ We were lucky we didnt catch 6 if you ask me

Elsewhere Crouch was on target yet again, Germany hit 13 past San Marino, and Northern Island beat Spain 3-2.

But we will soldier on and give the French MUGGS in Rome and we must win all our matches from hereon in. Its going to be a tough road, I know

Forza Azurri
Le maca Le Mundial de las drie bannes

FROM THE KOP END-WASHING POWDER

One member from the Kop End has asked me to please post this article on a new washing powder that everyone is using. He says it is amazing. I think I must also try it. Thanks Ebie Ahmed for this post and new Washing Powder that washes SHIT away.

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FORZA AZURRI-STADE DE FRANCE

EURO 2008

I cant believe this post has returned again. After all like I said its my blog and these are the teams that I support. Look I know we won the big one but the Italians still seem to be suffering from a World Cup Hangover. Its been said that the stalwarts have had their time but you could see that the likes of Totti, Del & Company were sorely missed in the woeful display against a s*(t team like Lithuania. I watched the performance and the okes just coudnt score. Cassano , in his return played superbly. Pipo, like I said gets you a goal but he misses a 100. I called Cisse after the game and started complaining already about Donadoni. The man is not a Lippi. I would have went with someone in the class of Viali.

And now tonight a tough one against France who are all out for revenge. If the Italians dont get a result we will find ourselves in the Pereshans in a group which includes France, Scotland & Ukraine. Donadoni should opt for the following line up tonight. Buffon, Grosso, Oddo, Cannavaro, Barzagli, Gatusso, Pirlo, De Rossi, Perotta, Totti, Cassano.

Its a big one no doubt. And we must get a result. Must.

Elsewhere England and all the other Big Guns should have a relatively comfortable night. It will be a Peter Crouch Show gain I presume. Also Bafana should learn from the likes of Sweden who sent 3 players home because they abused the curfew. Two of the players sent home were Ibrahimovic and Mellberg.

Euro 2008 has finally begun. But We are still World Champions!

Forza Azurri
We MUST be victorious at the Stade De France

TRIBUTE TO A LEGEND-ANDRE AGASSI

On Sunday Night I watched a legend exit the World Stage. It was truely emotional and after all it is my blog. Andre Agassi exited the World Stage and graced the centre court for the Last time at Flushing Meadows. Earings, Odd Socks, Lycra Outfits, Long Hair. Colour and Razmatazz. Image was everything. I missed those days. When serving wasnt everything. There were greats like Becker, Chang, Edberg, Courier, Lendl, Ivanisivic. There was no feeling like striking a backhand down the line, When you feel like you in the Zone. Watching the Sun Set across the Court. Nowadays you cant find anybody to play against. Agassi was different. The Outfits, The rebel Image. He will be sorely missed. He had style and besides the Glitz and Glamour he had an unbelievable talent. Best Returner of Serve I have ever seen. Yes the chaps are coming to the end of the road now. Now its Agassi, Then it will be Del. Nevertherless a Tribute to the man that made me Take up the Game!!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Another Guy was in the Pyaar recently and he was always sms'ing, long hours on the phone etc. You know how it goes. To which someone looked at him and said

"YOU ARE IN THE CLASS OF BLAKE CARRINGTON ON A PULSATING EPISODE OF DYNASTY"
-anonymous

WOZA SA 2010 WOZA

I tell you the worst feeling ever is getting back from Leave. There is just no barkat in time anymore. 4 days and Im back in the office again.

Anyways What the f*&k is the situation with Carlos Alberto Perreira. I mean are we paying this guy over one million rand a month to do the job. What is wrong with SAFA. I dont think anybody is worthy of such a salary. Maybe LIPPI or GUUS. What has Perreira done beside winning the World Cup in 1994. Even if f$%ken Ted Dimitru or Clive Barker were managers of Brazil they would be able to pull it off. I mean Come on, Take Uncle Goolam and tell him to manage Brazil, Im sure the man will at least reach the quarter finals. Guus has done it with minnows, no hopers like Korea and Austrailia. Pay him over a million I say.

We wonder what is happening to the Ball in our Country and we waste f*(ken money on a coach who may have some calibre but is certainly not worth the pricetag. Rather pour that money into development.I would have roped in Ingesund or maybe told Pitso to take his under 23 squad straight into the thick of things. Look at Sven. The bastard lacked the passion of Hoddle, Venables, Bobby Robson , Keegan. These owes were English and knew if they let their Country Down, They let their hearts down. Sven coudnt give a damn. He took his bucks and f*(ked off and concentrated more on secrataries and Ulrika Johnsen.

With a salary like this and no miracles made with players like Kaka, Robinho. Ronaldinho, Ronaldo................... I mean Come on!!!!!!!!

Then again maybe thay will keep him till the Finals of the CAF CUP and boot him and bring in JOMO

BEST OF THE BEST-MANAGER OF THE MONTH

MANAGER OF THE MONTH-AUGUST 2006

MOOSA DANGOR YOU ARE THE LARGEST

The first manager of the month award goes to Moosa Dangor (Biggys Boys). Well played chap. August was your time.Even without Liverpool owes you have scooped the Manager of the Month Award. But like I said it will be a matter of time before the MUGG Saha will sell you.

Breaking news
Biggys Boys and a few other big clubs will start next seasons "best of the best" with negative points. It has been rumoured that these teams have pulled a MOGGI and there will be more big names to follow. They have apparantly hacked the fantasy league and did what those two brothers did in the Comrads marathon a few years ago. More investigations will follow and this matter will be sent to the Tribunal Commitee for a hearing. Watch this space.

Anyways, Moosa Dangor is August Manager of the Month

INTO THE RUFF

Thanks Azee for this piece of information. We were always in the dark about this quota system situation. Look my take is that "Give Credit where Credit is due"and I know that some owes definately deserve their place in National teams beacuse of Merrit. Hash is one of them, Chilli Boy is another . This peace of info was taken from the Cric Info Website. I mean we all know that Kevin Pieterson is a class act and that he almost represented South Africa and played for Natal. Have a look at this


Racial quotas led Pietersen to leave South Africa
Cricinfo staff
August 30, 2006
A young Kevin Pietersen shortly after throwing in his lot with Nottinghamshire © Cricinfo
Kevin Pietersen has claimed that racial quotas forced him into making the biggest decision of his life, to quit his native South Africa and move to England.
In an exclusive extract from his new book Crossing The Boundary, being serialised in the Daily Mail, Pietersen said that he was left out the Natal side in 2000 because of the prevalent quota policy and that led to him making up his mind to seek his career in England.
"I was dropped because the quota system was brought into South African cricket to positively discriminate in favour of 'players of colour' and to fast-track the racial integration of cricket in the country," he said. "To me, every single person in this world needs to be treated exactly the same and that should have included me, as a promising 20-year-old cricketer. If you do well you should play on merit. That goes for any person of any colour. It was heartbreaking.
"Even though it was very hard for me to take in at the time, it turned out it was the best thing that could have happened."
Not that that seemed to be the case when he was told that he was being left out so that Goolam Bodi could play. "I flew into a rage," he admitted," flinging a water bottle across the dressing-room and shouting 'I'm leaving here'."
Pietersen said that he and his father tried to reason with Phil Russell, Natal's coach, but got nowhere. And as for Goolam? "I'm not aware he's made much impact ... certainly not with the South Africa team."
Pietersen admitted that he had spoken to Nasser Hussain about the possibility of playing cricket in England when he played against the touring side earlier that season, and that by the time he fell out with Natal there was already considerable interest from several counties in England.
Some players advised him to go, but the decision finally came after a meeting with Ali Bacher, at the time the key man in South African cricket. "He was rude to me in that meeting and he was rude to my dad. I had never met the man before. As far as I was concerned the least he could do was be polite." Bacher failed to offer any encouragement that things would improve. "As soon as we left the meeting my dad said to me: 'You're going ... the quota system will never finish'."
Pietersen immediately rang Clive Rice, the Nottinghamshire coach, and agreed to join them. He had an English passport which enabled him to do that, although he knew he still faced a delay before he could qualify for England. He also knew that he had played his last game for Natal and that his move had to be for good. "I wouldn't call it an agonising decision," he added. "It was well thought out. I've always been a confident bloke and I was sure I would be successful."
Pietersen also speculated that had he remained in South Africa he might not even be playing cricket now. "I would have been frozen out of the system ... I would have gone out and done something else.

I open the floor. I want to hear the comments from the Azees's, Mombhais, bergson, and the rest of the boys.......

Do you think the quota system affects Sports in South Africa and Are the Boys of Color worthy in our National Set up!