GAMEWEEK 23 & ADEGA CUP 4TH ROUND

1. kalgats akiel asvat 61 1254
2.Kop End Ebrahim Ahmed 48 1232
3 FC Toby Irshad Latiff 61 1188
4 THE CHAMPION SETH Junaid Seth 80 1185
5 Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 64 1181
6 ANZO STARS ANEES MAYET 56 1178
7 I'm better than UBG! Mohsin Seth 76 1172
8 F C HAZRATS yusuf rasool 76 1162
9 Fordsburg Lighties Bilal Coovadia 72 1161
10 Number 19 Muhammed Carim 59 1153

ADEGA FORDSBURG FA CUP. 4TH ROUND

1.Kop End Ebrahim Ahmed 43 vs 22. ridsz fc ridwaan Mayet 85

2 kalgats akiel asvat 61 vs 26 Better Than My Bro's Sumayya Seth 72

3 FLY F.C Farid Saloojee 37 vs 28. Raihans Boys Zaheer Moosa 49

4 ANZO STARS ANEES MAYET 56 vs 32. Goodfella's Muhammed Riaz Gani 64

5.FC Toby Irshad Latiff 61 vs 23. azzuriboys shaheer laher 52

6. Pops f.c.Riaz Ismail 64 vs 20. FAT FRANKS XI Yusuf Seth 74

7. ZamRamFaiyaz Mayet 43 vs 21.Akhtars zaheer mayet 46

8 I'm better than UBG!Mohsin Seth 76 vs 19 Swoosh0018 FC Naseem Mayet 44

9THE CHAMPION SETHJunaid Seth 80 vs 30. Swaar FC Yousuf Kadwa 45

10 Fordsburg Lighties Bilal Coovadia 72 vs 18. woolwich14 mohammed motan 80

11Number 19Muhammed Carim 59 vs 27. HUFC Hoosain Mayet 79

12 Real Champions Riyad Loonat 67 vs 31. suleiman's 11 suleiman asvat 59

13. PORN STARS Azhar Mohamed Moola 68 vs 17. Wanna Beeeeeez Yusuf Mayet 51

14 F C HAZRATS yusuf rasool 76 vs 25 **(Jomo$ Boy$)** Yusuf Saloojee 54

15 Leyton Orient zubair kaka 90 vs 29. Munawwar FC Mohammed Mayet 46

16 Gunned Down Faaiz Loonat 61 vs 24. Captain Caveman Sir Ish Loonat 72

ADEGA FORDSBURG FA CUP: LAST 16(this weekend.4th round commences)

1. ridsz fc ridwaan Mayet VS 14. F C HAZRATS yusuf rasool

2. Better Than My Bro's Sumayya Seth VS 10 woolwich14 mohammed motan

3. Raihans Boys Zaheer Moosa VS 16 Captain Caveman Sir Ish Loonat

4. Goodfella's Muhammed Riaz Gani VS 11 HUFC Hoosain Mayet

5. FC Toby Irshad Latiff VS 12 Real Champions Riyad Loonat

6. FAT FRANKS XI Yusuf Seth VS 15 Leyton Orient zubair kaka

7. .Akhtars zaheer mayet VS 9 THE CHAMPION SETHJunaid Seth

8. I'm better than UBG!Mohsin Seth VS 13 PORN STARS Azhar Mohamed Moola

IS RAFA A MUGG OR NOT?

Ok before I get slammed for not being objective
Im walking in the streets of Fordsburg, spoke to many Liverpool fans. Most of them saying we threw the title away.

So the question is plain and simple

IS RAFA A MUG? Must he Stay Or Must He Go?

Have we surendered the Title.?Kop owes .Share your views

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Rafael Benitez has resigned as head coach of Liverpool. He is not taking up another coaching job as he is becoming an artist. Reason being ….. HE LOVES TO DRAW. -By LAAL CHAVEL

HOST CITY-POLOKWANE

WOZA SA 2010 WOZA

HOST CITY: POLOKWANE
Polokwane is the land of the upside down tree, The Baobab, which is the biggest tree in Africa.

Polokwane is the capital of the Limpopo Province. Attractions in Polokwane include The Bakone Malapa Northern-Sotho Open-Air Museum, The Polokwane Museum which contains artifacts from the Stone and Iron Ages of the Area, and the Polokwane Game Reserve which have 4 x 4 Adventure Excursions and Hiking Trails. Polokwane was previously known as Pietersburg. The city was recently renamed Polokwane which means “Place of Safety”.
Polokwane plays host to 4 Group Games at the 2010 World Cup.
2010 PROJECTS
Polokwane’s proposed development projects for the 2010 World Cup include the following:
PETER MOKABA COMPLEX
The Peter Mokaba Stadium needs to be upgraded to seat 45 000 spectators. It was decided to build a new Peter Mokaba Stadium called the Peter Mokaba Complex (Design Impression Below) adjacent to the existing stadium in order to achieve the above. The budget for the Peter Mokaba Complex is expected to be just over R 900 million. According to Polokwane’s 2010 director the new stadium is about 60% complete and will be finished by July this year. (3rd Photo Below of Stadium Construction at the moment).






STADIUM PRECINCT
The stadium precinct (Area around the stadium) needs to be developed to cater for the following facilities: Volunteer Facilities, TV Compound, Ticketing Facilities, Merchandising, Commercial Display Facilities, Landscaping, Parking, Access Roads and Walkways. Here is a sketch of the extent and layout of the Stadium Precinct.


TRANSPORTATION
Transportation needs to be provided between the following areas: Airport and Hotels, Hotels and Stadiums/Fan Parks, Prescribed Parking Areas and Fan Parks, In & Around the city. In order to achieve the above the following areas have been targeted: Upgrading & Extension to various roads including Magazyne Street & Nelson Mandela Drive, Implementation of one way system around the CBD as well as Internal walkways and bicycle lanes within the 1km radius of Peter Mokaba Stadium and within 0.5 km radius of the Seshego Stadium, 2010 Traffic Management Plan needs to be implemented as well which includes Traffic Equipment and Personal.

TRAINING VENUES
The existing Peter Mokaba Stadium (First Photo) as well as the Seshego Stadium (2nd Photo) are the two primary training venues for Polokwane.

POLOKWANE FAN PARKS
There were initially 6 locations identified for the development of a Fan Park. It was finally decided that the Area along the N1, which is located towards the North East of the Stadium, opposite the Tom Naude High School, was the recommended area due to it’s accessibility from all major entrances, walking distance from the CBD, it is in the opposite direction of the stadium thereby decreasing traffic volumes and sufficient vacant land for park & ride facilities. The following developments are to take place: Ablution Facilities, Temporary Kiosks, Water & Electricity, Info Kiosks, Security and Surveillance.


ACCOMODATION
The areas identified with regards to accommodation for 2010 are: Refurbish existing accommodation, Provide additional accommodation at Polokwane Game Reserve, Identify temporary Accommodation sites such as schools, churches & private dwellings.
There are a number of other targeted development areas for Polokwane such as tourism, Volunteer Requirements and IT Solutions. Swoosh0018 is looking for someone to follow up on the developments taking place in Polokwane with regards to 2010 and give first hand views & photos. Anyone interested kindly contact Swoosh at swoosh0018@gmail.com

Galactico

ARIVADECCI PAOLO

Join Goal.com’s Campaign For Paolo Maldini To Play Against Brazil
You heard it here first…Goal.com are launching an ambitious campaign for Marcello Lippi to play Paolo Maldini against Brazil on February 10 in what would be a special international farewell before the Milan hero retires. We need your support to help make it happen…

Paolo Maldini will finally retire at the end of the current season and, unlike the past two years, this time there will be no going back. This raises the question – just how do you honour a player, who will probably go down in history as the greatest defender of all time?It can’t be possible that a monument of the game, who has won seven Scudetti, five Champions Leagues, been capped more than any Milan, Serie A or Italy national team player, can just fade away into the horizon. This is someone who has been consistently world class for the best part of a quarter-of-a-century, someone who is known for his fair play and humility on-and-off the pitch, loved, respected and cherished by all opponents and fans.This is a player who defies the laws of physics, and sends shivers down your spine when you see him continue to compete with the best at the age of nearly 41.To put it simply – Paolo Maldini is an incomparable legend, and it could be 100 years before we again see someone of his kind on the football field.Maldini has not played for Italy since the 2002 World Cup second round clash against South Korea, with the defender announcing his retirement after the infamous Golden Goal defeat. He has since twice resisted calls to come back, first for Euro 2004, and then for the victorious 2006 World Cup campaign.But how about Italy hands Maldini the international send-off he deserves during the prestigious friendly against Brazil at the Emirates Stadium in London on February 10?With the Azzurri playing just two more matches before the Confederations Cup in June, both important World Cup qualifiers against Montenegro and Ireland, this would be the last chance for Maldini to don the famous blue jersey for one last time, and the last opportunity for the fans to celebrate and pay tribute to their hero.And what a finer finale than a clash against the world’s most successful nation, the team who denied Maldini the World Cup in 1994, and who would field a number of the stopper’s Milan team-mates, including Kaka, Pato and Ronaldinho.In April 2004, Italy showed its romantic side by offering another retiring legend, Roberto Baggio, a sentimental farewell in a friendly against Spain. The reception in Genoa to ‘The Divine Ponytail’ was overwhelming, and the ex-Juventus and Brescia star left the field in tears when he was substituted three minutes before the end.Maldini deserves to be able to say goodbye in a similar fashion, even if he is to only enter as a substitute late in the game and, for this reason, Goal.com, together with Goal.com Italia, are launching an ambitious campaign for Marcello Lippi to pick the Milan captain against Brazil.We realise that this could be a long-shot, but he who dares, wins. With your help, we could make the impossible happen. With enough responses, this campaign/petition will be publicised throughout Italy and the World, and will also help enable us to get in contact with the two parties that matter most – Marcello Lippi and Paolo Maldini.So ask yourself – do you want Paolo Maldini to be handed a farewell match against Brazil in a fortnight’s time? If you do, leave your real name, address and honest comment below, and we will try to make the dream come true…

Carlo Garganese


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PUNISHER VISITS THE GABBA

The Punisher watched the second PRO 20 game between Austrailia and South Africa at the GABBA....and met Hash in the process. Does it compare to teh atmosphere of the Bullring Punisher

THE MANCS MAUL WEST BROM

f#4K F#$K. What are we doing. Im sitting here getting pasted with SMS.'S.What teh f#4k was Lucas thinking, Thats a blatant penalty. And again we throw away at the death. Why are other teams stealing from us.

One up. Game in the bag. We go throw it away. f#4K. iTS A CRITICAL DRAW. Its like a loss

The sms coming in from all the KOP owes is that we handing the MANCS the title

Are we choking. How the f#4k could Benitez take off Gerard after the equaliser.

The gunners also losing..........Juve lost...Inter Won....Milan drew

But Lucas your f#$ker. What were you thinking

AS for Becks Azee, He is torn between Milan and his contract. Unlike Kaka he went fot the money and now he is regretting. At 4.5 Million....Juve must take him

Will he break his contract. I think he will. He loves Milan

This flu virus has been the worst in years. What makes it worst is that the weather also sucks and what makes it even more worse is that the MANCS have WON!

Im not gonna say much. There goes my Adega Cup after a Penaltino brace.

Ozzie Open Tennis is also heating up. So may casualties from the heat. Djokovic retired yesterday.Im going for NADAL. altough Federer and Roddick is gonna be an Epic semi final

SUPER TUESDAYS ON SWOOSH0018

This was sent in by Yusuf Seth and interesting to see .

An All-time Club World Ranking can only be meaningful and useful if it can be determined by taking account all the results of the national championships, the national cup competitions, the club competitions of the six continental confederations and the FIFA. It is therefore only possible to determine an All-time Club World Ranking from January 1st, 1991 – when the Club World Ranking began taking all these details into consideration.
The period from 1872 to 1990 can only be asssessed subjectively, mostly by using national and international champions as a guide. It follows that teams placed in the individual competitions cannot be taken into consideration, even if their titles were won easily or in spite of many defeats. It is simply not possible to establish a basis for giving all participating clubs an equal opportunity for the period 1872 to 1990.
The IFFHS has therefore has decided, logically, that the All-time Club World Ranking should be determined from January 1st, 1991 using the annual Club World Ranking (the situation at 31st December annually). For this it will take into consideration the "Top 50 Clubs", annually and award them points from 50 points for the top club down to 1 point for the club in 50th place. Adding the points from the individual years for each club will provide the All-time Club World Ranking.

1.FC Barcelona España 757
2.Manchester United FC England 678
3.Juventus FC Torino Italia 621
4. Milan AC Italia 611
5. Real Madrid CF España 605
6. FC Internazionale Milano Italia 567
7. FC Bayern München Deutschland 563
8. Arsenal FC London England 550
9. CA River Plate Buenos Aires Argentina 503
10.Chelsea FC London England 442
11.Liverpool FC England 435
12. FC do Porto Portugal 425
13. CA Boca Juniors Buenos Aires Argentina 420
14. AS Roma Italia 405
15. AFC Ajax Amsterdam Nederland 400
16. Parma AC Italia 373
17. São Paulo FC Brasil 367
18.Valencia CF España 367
19.Glasgow Rangers FC Scotland 364
20.SS Lazio RomaItalia 342

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DONT CLOSE THE DARWAJOH (DOOR)
By Uncle Bhai Ghora

Areh Vah.It feels good to be back. I vent for a long time. I vent to Dubai, Australia, Kenya, India and UK.

Veh can I start. First I vent to Dubai to do some property business and help them get the Vorld Cup 2010 if dey take it from SA, Just kidding I vent there on some business.Spent 3 nights in dis artificial city wid da artificial economy and da big buildings and undervater hotels etc. I vont lie...Its breathtaking. I stayed at the Hilton Jumeirah, last hotel on the coastline. I needed some privacy because all de arabs ven dey see me. "Kayfel Haal Bhai Gora! Bhai Gora would you like to stay in my Palace, Bhai Gora would you like to smoke Shisha. Bhai Gora.Please come to the Horseracing event with us.

So I needed some piece and Qviet. On da second evening. at about midnight the door kocked. I say. Who da hell. I open and mmmmm. Mareejgia Vat a beautiful Russian cross breed with Romanian. She say in a musty Russian accent. "Ive been sent as a gift from the prince of Abhu Dhabi, I alvays vanted to do this. I JUMP on a chair. Spin round and say. I am Bhai Gora.......Uncle Bhai Gora. She look at me and say "Vaita minuute here!" You day guy dat me and my friends see on Swoosh0018.com. I say thats correct darling

Anyvay she vas a kajuur and badaam in vun. Breathtaking. So ve start .....U know. After half time. I say Jump on the Gora, Jump on the Gora...Jump on the Gora.
She say.."You such a vain man, U mention ur name troughout love. "I say gerchodee Jump on the freakin Gora (Horse and ride )man.

Anyvay ven we finish. She vant to come bak with me to SA. I say dont vorry my darling. Ven yu serve your internship at the Grand, I vil find you.

I notice another guy leaving comment on Svoosh's blog also about da Palestine March. I know that dis is sports blog and Svoosh dont like politics but "fella try to have Marches during Work times. I guarantee you wont have poor turnout.

After Dubai I vent to Austrailia and caught some of the Cricket. Great to see our boys beating the Ozzies in Austrailia and great to see Hashim Amla in such good knick.
Ven I vas in India I watched some of the ODI'D deh as vell. I cant understand vy Goolam Hoosain Bodi not in the Squad at least. But did debate goes on and on.Maybe wel see him ven he is about 35. But da squad looks good.everybody chipped in and it vas a great all round performance

After Oz I flew to UK and stopped to meet Sir Alex Ferguson. I told him Alex Between me and you Vat is wrong with Christiano. Sir Alex said f#4k the lity look at that poor Ferarri. Vat a fine automobile the youngster destroyed.

Sir Alex den vent on to say. I wanted to emulate the Beckham incident and throw him with a shoe. But the portuguese winger is not George Bush. Back then throwing shoes was innocent. Now you throw a sure it makes the headlines. If I was there in that press conference I would have never missed.


After dat I vent to India but thats another chapter vich I vill discuss next week. On My VAY BAK I stopped in Kenya and soaked up the Barak Obama festivities. It vas better than the Rio Carnival and After seeing did my next goal if i DONT BECOME COACH in SA is tobecome the next and the first Indian President of South Africa

So help me people. You tink i can become next president and Vat would I change in did Country

Ven I came bak I met Svoosh outside Cafe Nescafe. He say UBG. Wats up. I say Are you talking KAKA. EVERYBODY TALKING KAKA these days.
My take on whole KAKA Story. The lad von everting. World Cup, Champions League, Scudetto.And he turned down that amount of Money. Kaka is mad. AND HE IS FOOLISH.

I vud have vent immediatley. Beside Milan are going to reshuffle the old players soon. KAKA For that amount of money...........you should have went.

So vat if peopel dont talk about him. People alvays talk about da rich. De media vud have followed him for the mext 100 years.

And If KAKA vent, Buffon vud have vent. and dey vud have beacme the next C@#lesea


Oh and Lastly

Svoosh vas talking about Dhegs. You know theres nothing like a GARM DHEG. Even F#4jen Dhegg Tea is nice. You know vat the problem vas, dat before the food used to come HOT. And the Mohabbet the Dheg created vas wonderful. Now people cook in pots. Its nice but dat dheg is metal and the heat in the deheg gives you HOT HOT food. Now the pot......its not a DHEG.

Its like comapring and a Akals Toasted cheese and steak to vun da woman folk make in a Russel Hobs AND DEY TELL da small children after School. "I made you Akhals. Its just not da same

SA secure memorable series victory
by Jason Humphries 26 January 2009 (12:20)
AB de Villiers & Hashim Amla © SMP Images/SportzpicsAB de Villiers and Hashim Amla put on a 144-run partnership to take South Africa to a comprehensive eight-wicket win and a series victory in the fourth one-day international against Australia in Adelaide on Monday.
South Africa scored 223 for two to win the match with 71 balls remaining and wrap the series up 3-1 with one game still to play.
Amla and De Villiers came together in the 13th over and their unbroken third-wicket partnership was scored off 155 balls with Amla ending unbeaten on 80 off 103 balls with seven boundaries. De Villiers was not out on 82 off 85 balls with six fours and one six.
The pair’s partnership was characterised by some sharp running between the wickets and towards the end of the innings both men were struggling with cramp on a very hot day in Adelaide.
South Africa’s innings got of to a fast start thanks to Herschelle Gibbs who clubbed 38 off 29 balls with nine fours before he chanced his arm once to often to be caught at mid-off by Mike Hussey off the bowling of seamer Ben Hilfenhaus.
Jacques Kallis (13) was next to the crease for the visitors and he began his innings in positive fashion before he was caught by Shaun Marsh at mid-wicket off the bowling of medium pacer James Hopes.
With South Africa on 79 for two there was to be no further success for Australia as Amla and De Villiers played chanceless innings to take their team to a memorable victory.
Earlier South Africa’s bowlers throttled the life out of Australia’s batsmen as they dismissed the home-side for 222.
Speedster’s Dale Steyn and Makhaya Ntini picked up three wickets each as Australia were dismissed with two overs of their innings remaining after winning the toss and choosing to bat.
After Steyn and Ntini had snared a wicket each to reduce Australia to 17 for two Ricky Ponting and Michael Hussey (28) looked to have put Australia in a position of some strength.
The pair added 93 runs for the third wicket at a healthy run-rate of 5.63 before Hussey was out lbw after attempting a sweep shot off the bowling of off spinner Johan Botha.
In the very next over Ponting, who had notched up his 66th ODI half-century, fell to Ntini when he drove a full delivery to Neil McKenzie at short-cover. Ponting was out for 63 off 70 balls with nine fours and his departure signalled a collapse as Australia lost five wickets, including that of Ponting, for the addition of 75 runs.
Hopes, batting at eight, provided some cheer for his teammates as he made his way to 42 off 44 balls before he was caught by McKenzie at cover off the bowling of Steyn.
Steyn finished with figures of three for 49 while Ntini picked up three for 52. Botha bowled economically to end the innings with figures of two for 28 off ten overs.

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CONGRATULATION HASH on that FINE KNOCK and to DOC MOOSE AND HIS TEAM FOR BEATING THE OZIES IN THEIR OWN BACK YARD

Punisher please give us feedback on how the Ozzie media are approaching this biiter defeat, as well as their reaction toward a rejuvenated SA bolstered by youth and experience

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FA CUP 4TH ROUND

It wasnt a great weekend for me. Summer flu Hit me on Saturday and today. I need to go to Ebie Moose for an injection tomorrow. That will fix me up. I hate being Sick. A med lemon and a cigarette usually does the trick for me but I dunno..this time an injection is in order

Uncle Bhai gora is back for Super Tuesday. The man was in India, Austrailia, Dubai and everywhere. He has his say for tmrw.

In the Premierleague it was the FA CUP. No real surprises except that Arsenal and Liverpool drew. The Mancs won after being 1-0 down and it was Berbatov that sunk his old Club. Chelsea also ran out rampant winners. I watched two whole games this weekend believe it or not. The Liverpool game and the Juventus & Fiorentina Game

FROM THE KOP END
Liverpool must take their chances up front. Firstof all I cant understand why Rafa left Robbie Keane out. He should have started with a Keane and Torres duo upfront.
Julian "The Star trek looking defender that always scores" Lescott put Everton in the lead. Kuyt worked hard as usual and the equaliser. Hail Captain Fantastic again that pulled us out of the perishaans (problems) with a powerfull low drive. But the build up or pass by Torres was top draw. Amazing skill and vision. Best backheel I have seen since Totti and Del Piero and Ronaldinho. LIVERPOOL tough just couldnt score

I was reading Goal.com now and Rafa was piSS@3d off at moyes tactics for the game.He claims Everton went to draw and his words were

He said: "One team was trying to win and the other team was trying not to lose."
"We dominated the game, controlled everything but it was just one mistake and they have scored.

WTF Rafa. We have to win the game ,whether the opposing team plays negatively or positively.

And now its on to the replay we go.

In Serie A Del Piero and Buffon were magnificent in securing Juves win over Fiorentina. Although Gilardinho and co were unlucky with a disallowed goal and penalty decision Juve should have doubled their lead on a few occasions. They were made to sweat in the end but hung on to move to second. Inter struggled against Sampodoria and Mourinho was shown RED. Roma and Milan won emphatically and Becks got on the score sheet as well.

In La Liga Barcelona were F#4ken fantastic winning 4-1. Last i saw Madrid were 1-0 up against Depor and I cant wait for the Tores vs Cananavaro showdown

Oh and Mamoo kept on raving about these two MANC litys Fabio and Rafael. How do you MANCS rate them and another question to the MANCS. Do you guys need another striker. Must Teves go and be replaced by Benzima

GERARD COULD GET 5 YEARS

Liverpool Captain Steven Gerrard Pleads Not Guilty, Risks Five Years Prison - Report
The iconic midfielder's case may now go to Crown Court as matters get a little more serious...

Steven Gerrard has denied charges of assault and affray and has recieved bail. According to Sky Sports, he will now appear at Crown Court on March 20 due to the severity of the charges.He spoke only to state his name, date of birth and address, and to affirm that he understood the charges.He was hurried into a black BMW afterwards.The Italian media - Tuttosport namely - are reporting that Gerrard could end up with a five-year prison sentence for his part in a Merseyside nightclub brawl on December 29.Furthermore, the influential 28-year-old could be banned from international action by the FA, thus ending his Three Lions career.The Reds skipper appeared at North Sefton Magistrates Court, Southport, along with John Doran and Ian Smith. They are, of course, charged with assaulting Marcus McGee, who needed hospital treatment for facial injuries following the scuffle.A crowd gathered outside of the court, but there were no supporters inside. A court spokesperson explained: "The court manager met with police and decided the public gallery would not be open for safety reasons."Still, there was be a strong police presence on hand in order to maintain calm

Greg Ptolomey, Goal.com

5 years Prison sentence. What the F#4K. That means Cantona should have got Life. And Joey Barton also.

This can not happen and must not happen

SA WRAP UP 3rd ODI

Congratulations Jacques Kallis on scoring 10 000 Runs. SA are 2-1 up. Albie to the rescue again
Ebie you must be happy

It will be a great accomplishment if we win the ODI Series. Then we hit the Ozzies in their own back yard

Pity for Hash..I thought he was gonna go on to get a 5o. He was run out needlessly

BEEN THERE DONE THAT

Irfaan Adam & the FA Cup


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SWOOSH0018 WORLD CUP X11-RIGHT BACKS

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SWOOSH0018’S BEST WORLD CUP XI
VOTE & WIN

POSITION: RIGHT BACK
CARLOS ALBERTO
Full Name: Carlos Alberto Torres
Born 17 July 1944
World Cups: 1970


Carlos Alberto is best known for captaining arguably the greatest World Cup team ever, Brazil 1970, to its third success. He also became the last captain ever to hold aloft the Jules Rimet Trophy. Carlos Alberto is considered a Brazilian football Legend, which is an achievement on it’s own as Brazil were not known to recognize defenders but rather praise their attacking players. A Great Right Back Defensively as well as in Attack. His greatest moment came in the 1970 finals when he scored the 4th goal in Brazil’s 4-1 victory over Italy which is considered to be one of the greatest goals of all time.

BERTI VOGTS (DER TERRIER)
Full Name: Hans-Hubert “Berti” Vogts
Born 30 December 1946
World Cups: 1970, 1974 & 1978


Berti Vogts was one of the toughest defenders in the game of football. He fought for every ball tirelessly. “Der Terrier” was part of the 1974 German squad that won the World Cup by Beating Johan Cruyff’s Total Football Netherlands against all the odds. Vogts was instrumental in this victory by man marking Cruyff out of the game and subduing him as an attacking force altogether. In 1978 Vogts again had another outstanding tournament. In 1970 Vogts was part of the German squad that finished 3rd.

DJALMA SANTOS
Full Name: Djalma Dos Santos
Born 27 February 1929
World Cups: 1954, 1958, 1962 & 1966



Djalma Santos was part of the Legendary Brazil Era of the World Cup. He was an important part of Brazil’s 1958 & 1962 success. He was a solid right back defensively as well as in True Brazilian Fullback style also raided up the pitch to aid in many of Brazil’s attacks. He assisted in Brazil’s 3rd goal in the 1962 Final against Czechoslovakia by sending a high cross through to Vava who secured the game by converting. Djalma also became the first Brazilian player to obtain 100 caps.

LILIAN THURAM
Full Name: Ruddy Lilian Thuram-Ulien
Born 1 January 1972
World Cups: 1998, 2002 & 2006



Thuram was an important part of the Great French World Cup Winning Defence of 1998 that conceded only 2 Goals on route to their success. Thuram was brilliant in defence throughout the tournament and in the semi-finals against Croatia when France were 1-0 down, Thuram produced a Man of the Match performance by scoring both goals showing his attacking ability to add to his already established brilliant defensive qualities. Thuram And France’s 2002 World Cup is one all would much rather forget as the defending champions were eliminated in the first round without a win and a without a goal. Thuram was then recalled to the French squad along with Zidane and Makalele and assisted in France reaching the final only to lose out on penalties to Italy. This time Thuram, playing as a centre back, again produced a Man of the Match Performance in France’s semi-final win over Portugal. Thuram is also France’s most capped player with 142 Caps in Total.

TRIVIA QUESTION
Who is the only player to have actually played (Actual Game Time) in 3 World Cup Final Matches (Championship Matches)?

HOW TO VOTE:
Same rules as Goalkeeper section applies: You can vote for any player you like and are not limited to the ones mentioned above. Voting procedure is same as last: Send your vote and answer via email to galactico786@gmail.com as well as email/cell phone number. Voting for this section closes on 13th February 2009.

PRIZES:
The prize for the overall winner of the competition which is the person who correctly guesses the correct World XI and answers all Trivia Questions Correctly is yet to be decided. Swoosh has also provided Autographed Hashim Amla Mini bats and T Shirt for the course of the competition to guys who vote & answer correctly. The 1st Signed Mini Bat will be given after the selection of the Centre Backs

LAST MONTHS ANSWER & RESULT:
Antonio Carbajal of Mexico was the first player to feature in 5 World Cups. He played in 1950, 1954, 1958, 1962 & 1966.
Lev Yashin 3 Votes
Gianluca Buffon 2 Votes
Gordon Banks 2 Votes
Dino Zoff 2 Votes
Claudio Taffarel 1 Vote

Galactico

On my way to Sun City I took some pics of the Rustenburg Stadium.It was from a distance..but things look sublime there. Anyone from Rustenburg, wanna brief us about the latest developments.



Royal Bafokeng Development

The finished product Royal Bafokeng

GAMEWEEK 22

1.kalgats akiel asvat 43 1193
2. Kop End Ebrahim Ahmed 50 1184
3. FC Toby Irshad Latiff 78 1127
4. ANZO STARS ANEES MAYET 50 1126
5. FLY F.C Farid Saloojee 42 1119
6. Pops f.c. Riaz Ismail 47 1117
7. THE CHAMPION SETH Junaid Seth 52 1105
8. I'm better than UBG! Mohsin Seth 47 1096
9. Number 19 Muhammed Carim 56 1094
10. Fordsburg Lighties Bilal Coovadia 46 1089











ADEGA FORDSBURG FA CUP. SECOND ROUND DRAW. To begin next gameweek





1.Kop End Ebrahim Ahmed vs 22. ridsz fc ridwaan Mayet
2 kalgats akiel asvat vs 26 Better Than My Bro's Sumayya Seth
3 FLY F.C Farid Saloojee vs 28. Raihans Boys Zaheer Moosa
4 ANZO STARS ANEES MAYET vs 32. Goodfella's Muhammed Riaz Gani
5FC Toby Irshad Latiff vs 23. azzuriboys shaheer laher
6 Pops f.c.Riaz Ismail vs 20. FAT FRANKS XI Yusuf Seth
7ZamRamFaiyaz Mayet vs 21.Akhtars zaheer mayet
8 I'm better than UBG!Mohsin Seth vs 19. Swoosh0018 FC Naseem Mayet
9THE CHAMPION SETHJunaid Seth vs 30. Swaar FC Yousuf Kadwa
10 Fordsburg Lighties Bilal Coovadia vs 18. woolwich14 mohammed motan
11Number 19Muhammed Carim vs 27. HUFC Hoosain Mayet
12 Real Champions Riyad Loonat vs 31. suleiman's 11 suleiman asvat
13. PORN STARS Azhar Mohamed Moola vs 17. Wanna Beeeeeez Yusuf Mayet
14 F C HAZRATS yusuf rasool vs 25 **(Jomo$ Boy$)** Yusuf Saloojee
15 Leyton Orient zubair kaka vs 29. Munawwar FC Mohammed Mayet
16 Gunned Down Faaiz Loonat vs 24. Captain Caveman Sir Ish Loonat



1st Round Qualifiers. Beginning weekend 17th.
17. Wanna Beeeeeez Yusuf Mayet vs bye
18. woolwich14 mohammed motan vs bye
19. Swoosh0018 FC Naseem Mayet vs bye
20. FAT FRANKS XI Yusuf Seth vs bye
21. Akhtars zaheer mayet vs bye
22. ridsz fc ridwaan Mayet vs bye
23 azzuriboys shaheer laher 60 vs Miroslav's XI afzal mayet 45
24 Captain Caveman Sir Ish Loonat 42 vs Naughty Boys Zunaid Patel 36
25 Red Tide Ary Moosa 42 vs **(Jomo$ Boy$)** Yusuf Saloojee 59
26 cape goalscores Mohammed Faeez Mayet 29 vs Better Than My Bro's Sumayya Seth 52
27 Adega II Muhammad Osmany 31 vs HUFC Hoosain Mayet 42
28Dangerous Darkies Mohammad Afzal Mahomed 40 vs Raihans Boys Zaheer Moosa 42
29 Rafa'ello's ziyaad mayet 34 vs Munawwar FC Mohammed Mayet 54
30The KIngs 11 Yusuf Maiter 28 vs Swaar FC Yousuf Kadwa 37
31 suleiman's 11 suleiman asvat 52 vs Riyaad Dudz FCZahed Dudhia 42
32 Goodfella's Muhammed Riaz Gani 47 vs ammaar's armada zain mayet 32

SUPER TUESDAYS ON SWOOSH0018

FROM THE KOP END
TELL THE TAILOR TO PUT THE SUIT ON HOLD.WE F#4KED UP UNDER PRESSURE

The MANCS stole ,Chelsea Stole and now Everton steal from us. This is not 2 points lost...its three, it feels like a loss. F#4K. Poor marking off a set piece. Im not explaining I leave it to RED 4 LIFE

180th Merseyside Derby
Another 3 points dropped at home. While it wasn't a loss it certainly felt like one. After going ahead through another stunning Gerrard strike LFC failed to capitalise on their lead and Everton pegged them back with a typical Cahill header. It seems that Rafa is at times content to see out 1-0 leads when playing your normal attacking football is always the better option. Its happened before and I have to admit that under Rafa its going to happen again.The return of Torres was the only bonus on the night and after a slow start he started showing signs that he is now(hopefully) over his hamstring troubles. He went on a stunning run from his own half and should have put LFC ahead only for his shot to come off the post.

He should have definetly got a penalty after being brought down by Jagielka.Everton fought back well and got their reward after *&^@%!) careless tackle on Anichebe and Cahill duly scored from the resulting free kick.Rafa must be kicking himself after surrendering the top spot in the table to MUFC on goal difference with a game in hand and with all the teams in the chasing pack winning over the week-end Rafa has to work his magic and turn LFC back on track and start winning once again.Theres still a lot of football to be played and the 08/09 season could well have the most exciting finish to an EPL season with the likes of Chelsea,Arsenal and even Villa all seperated by just 6 points at the top.Looks like this one might take a little longer to wrap up but I'm still confident that this title will end up at Anfield!

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10 OF FOOTBALLS GREATEST HARD MEN

10 Claudio Gentile (AS Varese, Juventus, Fiorentina, Piacenze)

No 10: Forget contemporary softies like Materazzi and Cannavaro; this man wrote the book on cynical Italian defending. Pictured above left - unusually grappling with a team-mate (Marco Tardelli in the 1982 World Cup final) and not an opponent - Gentile was as far removed from his genial moniker as could be imagined. Positively feral




9 Norman Hunter (Leeds United, Bristol City, Barnsley)

No 9: Hunter (left) formed an obdurate partnership with Jack Charlton at the heart of the Leeds defence, and is pictured immediately before biting the legs of Southampton's Mike Channon. Hard but fair









Vinnie Jones (Wimbledon, Leeds, Sheffield United, Chelsea, QPR)

No 8: A former hod carrier, Jones (left) brought the balls of the building site onto the football pitch, as Gazza will attest. Still holds the record for the quickest booking, at a hotheaded five seconds. Unhinged









7 Tommy Smith (Liverpool, Swansea City)

The Anfield Iron in his full thunder-thighed glory. 'Tommy doesn't tackle opponents,' quipped Bill Shankly, 'so much as break them down for resale as scrap.' Born and bred within a mile of Anfield, he once handed Jimmy Greaves a hospital menu before a game. Terrifying






6 Dave Mackay (Hearts, Tottenham Hotspur, Derby County, Swindon Town)

No 6: Five foot eight of Scottish steel, when Mackay (left) tackled, opponents reeled as if colliding with a JCB. Billy Bremner's look of sheer panic (right) sums up the fear factor felt by opponents. Unbreakable










5 Roy Keane (Nottingham Forest, Manchester United, Celtic)
No 5: In the lowlight of his career, Keane exacts 'revenge' on Alf-Inge Haaland in 2002. Five years earlier, the pair clashed, with the Irishman suffering cruciate ligament damage. Volatile








4 Ron Harris (Chelsea, Brentford, Aldershot)

No 4: Ron 'Chopper' Harris (left) floors QPR's Stan Bowles in typically agricultural fashion. (In)famous for his tardy tackles, and his treatment of Leeds' Eddie Gray in the 1970 FA Cup final replay. 'People say that David Webb won the Cup for Chelsea, but I think it was 90 per cent me who won the Cup for that tackle on Eddie Gray. He limped for the rest of the game,' Harris said with a smirk. Dirty






3 Billy Bremner (Leeds, Hull City, Doncaster Rovers)
No 3: Despite his small stature, the late Bremner (No 4) was famously described as 10st of barbed wire. Aside from genuine footbaling ability, special moves included ankle-biting tackles, throwing his meagre weight around and ceaselessly agitating opponents. A firebrand

2 Stuart Pearce (Coventry City, Forest, Newcastle United, Manchester City)
No 2: So hard, he tried to run off broken leg. At the age of 37. For good measure, he broke the same limb later on in the same season while at West Ham and still recovered. Dubbed 'Psycho', players of the ilk of Pearce are unlikely to be seen again. Inspirational





1 Graeme Souness (Middlesbrough, Liverpool, Sampdoria, Rangers)
No 1: After ruling England and Europe with an iron fist, the sinewy Souness (right) left his studmark on Scottish football just 37 minutes into his Rangers debut. A crunching tackle on Hibs' George McCluskey (hobbling) sparked a 22-man melee at Easter Road. Souness later admitted that he nobbled the wrong man, blaming boss Walter Smith for the premeditated assault. 'Walter said "you've got to be careful because this player will try to leave a bit on you" so I tried to get my retaliation in first,' a contrite Souness remarked. Brutal and his bite played a huge role in Liverpool’s European Cup halls.

sent in by Mo Kola

The hardmen of football. Its often a guy that doesnt have the flair of Penaltinho or Kaka, but he has the heart of a lion and he gives 300% on the field. He dies out there. A guy like Roy Keane was the perfect example. I remember when Italy were playing USA in the World Cup. I was watching in the hotel room. When Danielle De Rossi got sent off, Freds phoned me and said We need Gatusso to shore up the hole. And sure enough Gatusso had an exellent World Cup

But more often than not these guys go un-noticed for their dirty work in midfield. Claude Makele proved how Madrid suffered when he went to Chelsea. He did the dogs work in Midfield. Another hard man was Liverpools Steve Macmahon. With regards to Gentile it was said once that if you had to take any man into combat with you it would be Gentile. If I had the coice ironically it would be ROY KEANE. I have avid respect for him. The way he spilled his blood for the course. Thats passion and committment. And he would protect his teammates also.

Another b@#4tard of a man marker was Bertie Vogts. But the midfiled hardmen are a breed on their own. They men you would take into battle with you anytime anywhere.

Salute to the Hardmaen of the game